Definitions by muffindamule

plodrodgering 

To elect for early retirement from a police force or other civil service (often on health grounds) rather than wait for the results of a disciplinary hearing likely to have a detrimental effect on ones career prospects. Plodrodgering was particularly prevalent in the British Met. Police in the mid 1990s but has become less so recently following a government clampdown.

Do you think that incompetent berk will get the boot after the hearing Noddy ?
No Chief, I wouldn't be surprised if he hasn't already decided on plodrodgering !

plodrodgering by muffindamule November 7, 2008

neonazi 

People who think they hate jews but in reality do not even know what a jew is. Also notorious for their dislike of people with a skin colour not matching their own. The average neonazi has an IQ invertly proportional to their boot size and a penis to match.

Oh shit, I've failed to graduate in the University of Life. I'm a plain and simple dumbhead. I think I'll become a neonazi so people will have to respect me !

neonazi by Muffindamule September 22, 2008

donkey wolloper 

A soldier or officer of a cavalry regiment.

I can't read or write but I've got really wealthy parents so I'm going to become an officer with the donkey wollopers !

donkey wolloper by muffindamule October 6, 2006

redcap 

A member of the British Royal Military Police. Probably the world's most proffesional and well respected police force.

There was severe rioting in the city last night until they sent the Redcaps in.

redcap by muffindamule October 6, 2006

dipstick 

Penis. See also to dip ones stick.

I saw his dipstick in the moonlight and my word did I get a fright. And that on a saturday night !

dipstick by muffindamule October 6, 2006

honking

Dirty,filthy,unclean. Truly grotty.

That shirt you are wearing is absolutely honking !

honking by muffindamule October 5, 2006

Budism 

To believe in Bud. From Bud -(the shortened form of a brand of beer popular in the USA) and ism - belief

I'm giving up bourbonism and taking up budism. It's cheaper and healthier !

Budism by muffindamule October 5, 2006