mr. fields's definitions

a Dumb

a person that does something so stupid and lacking all conciousness. Completely devoid of common sense on all levels.

Example 1: "Dude, the kid that had a Slippery Donut was such a dumb."

Example 2:"Reading ahead in schaml's class then telling him you did it and getting kicked out for three days is such a dumb."

by Mr. Fields May 5, 2005

killing fields

Something everyone in the Gutter has thought about...killing matt fields

Yo, after he got tunnel vision, fields told everyone he passed out. now everyone thinks about killing fields

by Mr. Fields April 29, 2005

slippery donut

when you stress too hard on the toilet seat that you push your ass all the way through the seat

"Lip had a slippery donut while trying to shit a big one on the can"

by Mr. Fields May 4, 2005

snausages

1: a treat used too reward an obedient dog/cat/veloceraptor when they perform a trick or do something entertaining such as:
-Roll over
-Play dead
-Sit
-Cut open you friend's chest with their claws

Comes in a variety of flavors/shapes/genders.


2: a command word, issued in a high pitch voice, that gets higher in the middle AU of the word. Best done next to one's ear.
CAUTION: can cause destructive behavior if said to those that are affected by such a word.

Brophy: SNAUSAGES!!
Hutch: GRRRRAAAHHHH!!!!!(rampage ensues)

by Mr. Fields May 8, 2005

inverse assing

The act of sticking your ass in someone else's ass.

"Yo, Mr. Fields threatened to stick his ass in my ass"

by Mr. Fields May 4, 2005

Slippery Lip

1: when someone breaks free of a lipping by excreting massive amounts of steaming sweat from their glands and anus.

2: When you lip someone into a tub of lard, pool of water, shower, etc.

"Yo, phil was having a slippery lip so i dropped him on his head, and now he thinks he is a choade"

by Mr. Fields May 8, 2005

Tannenhaus

The O.G.....Ayatollah Tannenhaus

Slayer of the merse, snorter of the white gold, ice master, the once and future king...Dave Tannenhaus.

"Yo, O.G., you ice that foo yet?"

by Mr. Fields May 5, 2005