mr. fields's definitions

slippery donut

when you stress too hard on the toilet seat that you push your ass all the way through the seat

"Lip had a slippery donut while trying to shit a big one on the can"

by Mr. Fields May 4, 2005

killing fields

Something everyone in the Gutter has thought about...killing matt fields

Yo, after he got tunnel vision, fields told everyone he passed out. now everyone thinks about killing fields

by Mr. Fields April 29, 2005

slippery midget

When you let a midget enter all the way into your ass hole, and then turn around and shoot him out.

"Yo, we took Kenny yesterday and gave him a Slippery Midget and he shot across the lake."

by Mr. Fields May 5, 2005

lip

(Verb)-The act of pulling someone off a couch and drawing and quartering them. Can also be done reverse style, by pushing someone's legs down so hard that their grundle ruptures.

(Noun)-A slightly overweight polish boy with an unnatural talent for playing the piano who's body temperature is about 100 degrees celsius.

"We lipped Lip off the coach and dropped him on his little polish head".

by Mr. Fields April 26, 2005

merse

errrr......a fat man who wears easter egg shirts and is sometimes confused as a blue whale

"Kill the merse O.G.!!!"

by Mr. Fields May 4, 2005

slippery raptor

The act of having a veloceraptor tear a whole in your anus and lay its eggs inside, then having them hatch and come out, thus creating an ass raptor

"Oh man, i came into the Gutter and saw Fields getting a slippery raptor, now im blinded for life"

by Mr. Fields May 8, 2005

Tannenhaus

The O.G.....Ayatollah Tannenhaus

Slayer of the merse, snorter of the white gold, ice master, the once and future king...Dave Tannenhaus.

"Yo, O.G., you ice that foo yet?"

by Mr. Fields May 5, 2005