mr. fields's definitions

If

(Verb)-Can be substituted for any verb, adjective, or noun in the english language.

Can also be put at the end of a sentence to make it a question.

"I couldn't even if".
"Should you if"?

by Mr. Fields May 17, 2005

merse

errrr......a fat man who wears easter egg shirts and is sometimes confused as a blue whale

"Kill the merse O.G.!!!"

by Mr. Fields May 4, 2005

slippery midget

When you let a midget enter all the way into your ass hole, and then turn around and shoot him out.

"Yo, we took Kenny yesterday and gave him a Slippery Midget and he shot across the lake."

by Mr. Fields May 5, 2005

lip

(Verb)-The act of pulling someone off a couch and drawing and quartering them. Can also be done reverse style, by pushing someone's legs down so hard that their grundle ruptures.

(Noun)-A slightly overweight polish boy with an unnatural talent for playing the piano who's body temperature is about 100 degrees celsius.

"We lipped Lip off the coach and dropped him on his little polish head".

by Mr. Fields April 26, 2005

slippery raptor

The act of having a veloceraptor tear a whole in your anus and lay its eggs inside, then having them hatch and come out, thus creating an ass raptor

"Oh man, i came into the Gutter and saw Fields getting a slippery raptor, now im blinded for life"

by Mr. Fields May 8, 2005

Skeet Spot

The spot located between one's ribs or underneath ones arm pits. When stimulated, can cause jittering motions and/or seizures. Some are immune to the skeet spot. Poking them in their skeet spot only produces a pain in the ribs, whereupon they will msot likely knock you out. If someone is affected by stimulating their skeet spot, it can be a very effective way to make a fool out of someone or escape capture by the police.

Can also be used as a battle cry.

"Dylan hooded me yesterday so I got him in his skeet spot and he started to have a seizure on the bus."

"SKEET, SKEET, SKEET!"

by Mr. Fields May 15, 2005

Tannenhaus

The O.G.....Ayatollah Tannenhaus

Slayer of the merse, snorter of the white gold, ice master, the once and future king...Dave Tannenhaus.

"Yo, O.G., you ice that foo yet?"

by Mr. Fields May 5, 2005