mr smith's definitions

jimmy

a jimmy is a cannabis ciggy

drive up to cemetary bob, i need to smoke a jimmy

by mr smith June 11, 2006

jimmy

going for a jimmy is the act of going to take a piss

mind my pint mate, i'm just nipping for a jimmy

by mr smith June 11, 2006

tatties

tatties are your bollocks

fa rrattled my tatties against her dirtbox

by mr smith May 13, 2005

blunt

A fan, or anyone connected with Sheffield United Football Club

My mum, Tom Ross...,...,... are blunts

by mr smith March 6, 2005

dee dah

a dee dah is a person from Sheffield, S Yorkshire, or a supporter of any of the cities football teams

seen them wednesday bastards, they say Dee Dah and Dat instead of thee thaa and that, stoopid bloody dee dah's

by mr smith March 6, 2005

sludge bucket

A sludge bucket is a huge 1 liter mug, filled with a brew of 5 tea spoons of coffee (not decaf) 2 tea bags and between 10 - 15 sugars, it is drank to sober up with

i propper need a sludge bucket if i'm to go to work tonight

by mr smith March 8, 2005

sooty mobile

A small motor home, campa van type vehicle, like the one on the sooty show, mr soft drives one

Look at my softy, With his stoopid walk, camp accent, boyzone shirt and fucking sooty mobile

by mr smith March 8, 2005