mr smith's definitions

pig

A sheffield Wednesday fan, universsaly hated

Never felt more like swinging a pig
From millmoor lane
To Chantny Bridge
Oh wednesday
You got me swinging a pig

Dee Dah, Dee Dah, Dee Dah, Dee Dah, Dee Dah, Dee Dah and Dat, Cos your a Wednesday Twat

by mr smith March 7, 2005

Banana Phone

its a childrens song by a peadofi.... man called raffi

ding dong ding dong ding dong ding donanan phone

by mr smith May 13, 2005

tatties

tatties are your bollocks

fa rrattled my tatties against her dirtbox

by mr smith May 13, 2005

Yorkshire

Yorkshire is great cos you get a decent pint of beer

But there is only one good drink that tetley's do, and thats tea

by mr smith March 6, 2005

rusty knacker

The name given to any public house that is called The Golden Ball

Are you coming down Rusty Knacker for a few pints

by mr smith March 8, 2005

Finntroll

a comical metal band mixing polka and elements of commercial extreme metal to create a very irritating and gay sound

There about as funny as cancer. Korpiklaani are a band that do this sort of music and do it good and propper, no sillyness

by mr smith March 8, 2005

sooty mobile

A small motor home, campa van type vehicle, like the one on the sooty show, mr soft drives one

Look at my softy, With his stoopid walk, camp accent, boyzone shirt and fucking sooty mobile

by mr smith March 8, 2005