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spunk rag

An item of clothing that is used to clean away the mess after masturbation, After a few months they usually end up hard and corrigated.
I needed a bit of extra cash son so i took a few of your old spunk rags to Oxfam
by mr smith March 7, 2005
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bnp

A intelligent and legitimate pollitical party in the United Kingdom
I'm voting for the BNP because there are no longer any left wing parties and if you look at the political spectrum, the BNP are closer to the old socialist left than any other middle of the road toss pot parties we have around today. That and the fact that there are just so many paki's, i know most of them contribute the the econemy and have done good things, but they threaten our culture, and thats way more important than the econemy, any white person who does not agree will be sent into the gas chambers with the rest of the vile fuckers
by mr smith March 8, 2005
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jimmy

drive up to cemetary bob, i need to smoke a jimmy
by mr smith June 11, 2006
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slipknotian

A slipknotian is a offensive word used to describe a person who is a fan of the pop band slipknot, coined by rural legend paul brown
lets go to leeds and go slipknotian bashing
by mr smith May 13, 2005
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coon

a coon is a black man, same as a wod, nigger
you should see the coons that work at my place
by mr smith May 13, 2005
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jimmy

going for a jimmy is the act of going to take a piss
mind my pint mate, i'm just nipping for a jimmy
by mr smith June 11, 2006
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tatties

tatties are your bollocks
fa rrattled my tatties against her dirtbox
by mr smith May 13, 2005
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