mr smith's definitions

spunk rag

An item of clothing that is used to clean away the mess after masturbation, After a few months they usually end up hard and corrigated.

I needed a bit of extra cash son so i took a few of your old spunk rags to Oxfam

by mr smith March 7, 2005

jimmy

a jimmy is a cannabis ciggy

drive up to cemetary bob, i need to smoke a jimmy

by mr smith June 11, 2006

Banana Phone

its a childrens song by a peadofi.... man called raffi

ding dong ding dong ding dong ding donanan phone

by mr smith May 13, 2005

pig

A sheffield Wednesday fan, universsaly hated

Never felt more like swinging a pig
From millmoor lane
To Chantny Bridge
Oh wednesday
You got me swinging a pig

Dee Dah, Dee Dah, Dee Dah, Dee Dah, Dee Dah, Dee Dah and Dat, Cos your a Wednesday Twat

by mr smith March 7, 2005

jimmy

going for a jimmy is the act of going to take a piss

mind my pint mate, i'm just nipping for a jimmy

by mr smith June 11, 2006

tatties

tatties are your bollocks

fa rrattled my tatties against her dirtbox

by mr smith May 13, 2005

sludge bucket

A sludge bucket is a huge 1 liter mug, filled with a brew of 5 tea spoons of coffee (not decaf) 2 tea bags and between 10 - 15 sugars, it is drank to sober up with

i propper need a sludge bucket if i'm to go to work tonight

by mr smith March 8, 2005