mr smith's definitions

jimmy

going for a jimmy is the act of going to take a piss

mind my pint mate, i'm just nipping for a jimmy

by mr smith June 11, 2006

tatties

tatties are your bollocks

fa rrattled my tatties against her dirtbox

by mr smith May 13, 2005

sludge bucket

A sludge bucket is a huge 1 liter mug, filled with a brew of 5 tea spoons of coffee (not decaf) 2 tea bags and between 10 - 15 sugars, it is drank to sober up with

i propper need a sludge bucket if i'm to go to work tonight

by mr smith March 8, 2005

poor mans posh wank

To put you penis in an old sock and masturbate

I fanceid a change so i popped him in my old sweaty sock

by mr smith March 6, 2005

sooty mobile

A small motor home, campa van type vehicle, like the one on the sooty show, mr soft drives one

Look at my softy, With his stoopid walk, camp accent, boyzone shirt and fucking sooty mobile

by mr smith March 8, 2005

mexidon

Some one who is Bozz-eyed

Your a fucking mexidon
"Why do you keep calling me a mexidom"?
Because you have got one eye in Mexborough and the other in Doncaster

by mr smith March 8, 2005

bloodhound gang

A bloodhoung gang is a group of old age pensioners with saggy faces

Jesus christ, look its the bloodhound gang

by mr smith March 8, 2005