mr smith's definitions

pocket tennis

To play with your self through your trouser pocket

Steve, are you looking for loose change or playing pocket tennis?

by mr smith March 8, 2005

lemon

A lemon is an attractive woman who has no other possitive attributes. There only purpose in life is to be thought about while you wank.

What about that one with long dark hair?

No mate, she used to be on same Job Club as me, she nothing but a lemon

by mr smith March 8, 2005

wanking pit

a wanking pit is bed/matress that sags in the middle, smells of man sweat, covered in stains and its secondry use is to be slept on

Ok mate, come round in 30 mins, i'm still in my wanking pit

by mr smith March 8, 2005

bradistani

A paki that lived in Bradford, Uk

I got an identity crisis init, i dunt know if i am brittish or pakistani

Where do you live?

Bradford init

Well then, your a Bradistani

by mr smith March 8, 2005

rock n roll

The rock n roll is a benifit called the job seekers allowence, AKA the dole

i dont have a job, i'm on the rock n roll

by mr smith March 8, 2005

dole q

The dole que is the line of scruffy smelly bastards that appears in your local post office every thursday when the giro's are delivered

I was gunna get a stamp but i refuse to stand in the fucking dole q

by mr smith March 8, 2005

sooty mobile

A small motor home, campa van type vehicle, like the one on the sooty show, mr soft drives one

Look at my softy, With his stoopid walk, camp accent, boyzone shirt and fucking sooty mobile

by mr smith March 8, 2005