34 definitions by mr smith

pocket tennis

To play with your self through your trouser pocket

Steve, are you looking for loose change or playing pocket tennis?

by mr smith March 8, 2005

jimmy

going for a jimmy is the act of going to take a piss

mind my pint mate, i'm just nipping for a jimmy

by mr smith March 13, 2005

jimmy

a jimmy is a cannabis ciggy

drive up to cemetary bob, i need to smoke a jimmy

by mr smith March 13, 2005

drum stick

A cannabis cig, 3 - 4 thin king size papers stook together lengthways, tked at the back, tightly rolled into a slight cone shape, give it a little twist at the end, and it looks like a fucking drum stick

Its just a big spliff

by mr smith March 7, 2005

poor mans posh wank

To put you penis in an old sock and masturbate

I fanceid a change so i popped him in my old sweaty sock

by mr smith March 7, 2005

raspberry ripple

It Slang for a fucking cripple

Would you do a raspberry ripple up the council gritter?

by mr smith March 7, 2005

lemon

A lemon is an attractive woman who has no other possitive attributes. There only purpose in life is to be thought about while you wank.

What about that one with long dark hair?

No mate, she used to be on same Job Club as me, she nothing but a lemon

by mr smith March 8, 2005