15 definitions by morphinemitt

good with colour

To be on the 'other bus'. Bowl from the pavillion end. Gay. Men who wear sandals or flip-flops. One who likes the Scissor sisters.

Fuck me,is he a raving faggot or what? Yeah, I bet he's good with colour.

by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

To 'dick in ear' is to stick one's dick into someones ear and fuck some sense into them.

Oi! Cameron, if you don't stop that I'm gonna perform dick in ear and fuck some sense into you!!

by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

The tinter, the perineum, the bit between arsehole and genitalia.

I was rubbing against her tinter, you know the bit in between: tinter arse, tinter twat!

by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

A boastful term used to describe one's offspring.

My nipper dunna like mondeo's, my nipper wouldn't open the door on a mondeo.

by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

Huge gazoombas. Big juicy tits. Funbags. Pappers etc etc.

Oh kimmo, you are puckin' ferfect, lovely slits, juicy arse and tassive mits!

by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

A lady's 'low-cut' top styled/worn in such a way to encourage men to cast their 'eyes down'.

Hang on lads...bingo top approaching, eyes down, look in.

by morphinemitt May 26, 2008

Yeah, he wears flip-flops, sandals AND shorts. What a mincer!

by morphinemitt April 28, 2008