15 definitions by morphinemitt

Top Definition
One who is 'light on his feet'. A gayboy, a mincer.
Fuck me! Look at that puddle jumper! Yeah, I bet he's good with colour!
by morphinemitt April 28, 2008
An expletive used to convey anger about something or someone.
What d'ya mean I've GOT to do it? Well you can fuck me with a frosty mop!
by morphinemitt April 28, 2008
Huge gazoombas. Big juicy tits. Funbags. Pappers etc etc.
Oh kimmo, you are puckin' ferfect, lovely slits, juicy arse and tassive mits!
by Morphinemitt April 28, 2008
To 'dick in ear' is to stick one's dick into someones ear and fuck some sense into them.
Oi! Cameron, if you don't stop that I'm gonna perform dick in ear and fuck some sense into you!!
by morphinemitt April 28, 2008
To be on the 'other bus'. Bowl from the pavillion end. Gay. Men who wear sandals or flip-flops. One who likes the Scissor sisters.
Fuck me,is he a raving faggot or what? Yeah, I bet he's good with colour.
by morphinemitt April 28, 2008
To place ones penis into the lug-hole of another and fuck some sense into them.
If you don't pack that in I'm gonna stick my dick in your ear!
by morphinemitt April 28, 2008
Arse Both Front And Back.
A lady with such a 'lovely personality' that, when viewed from the waist down, it is impossible to tell which way she is facing unless you can see her feet.
Look at the state of that!
Yeah definitely an abfab.
by morphinemitt May 26, 2008

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