7 definitions by moop

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The term "Tap the Turkey" is used to describe the act of female arousal.

Use of "Tap the Turkey" must be accompanied by a comical vision where the female groin is replaced by a steaming skinless turkey, glistening in the sun.
The steaming turkey is then tapped with 2 fingers in a rhythmic fashion.

Discovered at Ben's beach house after he hooked in with Kate
Warren: "Tap her turkey Ben"
Ben: "Shut up man"
Kate: "what?"
by Moop December 04, 2004

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To apply comic relief to an otherwise serious situation.
Also has sexual connotations (see "Tap the turkey")
George: "I swear if you do that again i'll kick you in the groin"

Innocent quick whitted bystander: "Work the the turkey" (childish voice)
by Moop December 03, 2004

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A small penis. Comes from a wee penis.
Oki has a wenis, cause it is so small.
by mooP March 06, 2004

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An audio induced orgasm

Generally the result of several hours of pron followed by death metal
"Puritania gave me an audiogasm"
by Moop December 04, 2004

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the most kick ass number on this planet
either you give me eleventy billion dollars or i'll fuck you to mars
by moop February 03, 2004

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The act of performing oral sex on someone with a large bean

Used casually disguised in discussion to avoid female attention
Warren: "Ben was pearl diving last night"
Kate: "what?"
by Moop December 04, 2004

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Walter. or. other. people
woop is the chillest person ever!
by moop May 21, 2003

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