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curl one

To excrete an immense piece of faeces that is "C" shaped
I've not shit for 3 days and need to curl a fat one.
by Mojo April 7, 2004
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shit on toast

my shit on toast scored 33k 3dmark01
by mojo July 25, 2004
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doof doof

Techno music played loudly, usually in rice cars.
"Chuck couldn't sleep last night cuz all the riceboyz were doing laps playing doof doof.
by Mojo August 16, 2003
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ihtfp

most commonly uttered single expression at the naval academy.

also means: I'm here to fly planes, I have truly found paradise (tools)
by mojo March 23, 2004
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fanny baws

Much like Cunto and baw bag - This is an alternative name for Malcolm Johnson.
GTF Fanny Baws. See also Cunto
by mojo December 14, 2004
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oowaps

"No joke, I smoke gunshots you heard from blocks and blocks/
I bust Mac-10s, oo-wops and Glocks"
-Buckshot from Black Moon
by Mojo November 22, 2004
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Relationshit

A relationship with a significant other that has gone sour and both parties are too scared and/or lazy to call it quits.
I'm stuck in a crappy relationshit with Jenny.
by Mojo March 1, 2005
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