mojo's definitions

curl one

To excrete an immense piece of faeces that is "C" shaped

I've not shit for 3 days and need to curl a fat one.

by Mojo April 7, 2004

shit on toast

an over clocked cpu cooled by liquid nitrogen

my shit on toast scored 33k 3dmark01

by mojo July 25, 2004

doof doof

Techno music played loudly, usually in rice cars.

"Chuck couldn't sleep last night cuz all the riceboyz were doing laps playing doof doof.

by Mojo August 16, 2003

ihtfp

most commonly uttered single expression at the naval academy.

also means: I'm here to fly planes, I have truly found paradise (tools)

IHTFP - some random mid

by mojo March 23, 2004

fanny baws

Much like Cunto and baw bag - This is an alternative name for Malcolm Johnson.

GTF Fanny Baws. See also Cunto

by mojo December 14, 2004

oowaps

A firearm, usually a semi-automatic/ submachine gun.

"No joke, I smoke gunshots you heard from blocks and blocks/
I bust Mac-10s, oo-wops and Glocks"
-Buckshot from Black Moon

by Mojo November 22, 2004

Relationshit

A relationship with a significant other that has gone sour and both parties are too scared and/or lazy to call it quits.

I'm stuck in a crappy relationshit with Jenny.

by Mojo March 1, 2005