mojo's definitions

Youngstown tune-up

(n) a car bombing
circa 1950's

after reporting what he saw to the local authorities the shop owner received a Youngstown tune-up upon entering his vehicle park outside the Jungle Inn.

by Mojo May 13, 2005

Relationshit

A relationship with a significant other that has gone sour and both parties are too scared and/or lazy to call it quits.

I'm stuck in a crappy relationshit with Jenny.

by Mojo March 1, 2005

MoJo

a nickname
*first name Molly
*middle name Jordan

Yo, what's up MoJo

by MoJo April 29, 2004

oowaps

A firearm, usually a semi-automatic/ submachine gun.

"No joke, I smoke gunshots you heard from blocks and blocks/
I bust Mac-10s, oo-wops and Glocks"
-Buckshot from Black Moon

by Mojo November 22, 2004

ihtfp

most commonly uttered single expression at the naval academy.

also means: I'm here to fly planes, I have truly found paradise (tools)

IHTFP - some random mid

by mojo March 23, 2004

usmc

1. bullet sponge
2. extreme badass

heeeeey Marine Corps!
Bullet sponge Marine Corps!
Get on your boots and follow me,
We are the sons of liberty!

by mojo March 23, 2004

curl one

To excrete an immense piece of faeces that is "C" shaped

I've not shit for 3 days and need to curl a fat one.

by Mojo April 7, 2004