(n) Where Satan threatens to send residents of hell who are deemed unworthy. This desolate, barren wasteland was at one time an important manufacturer of steel, ranking third in the country in gross production - behind only Pitsburgh, PA and Gary, IN. After helping the U.S. military conquer the Nazis the city turned its attention to mafia car-bombings (known as a Youngstown tune-up). After much white flight, the city became a great place for crack-whores (especially lower Market Street,..you know near Chamlmers). Jim Tressel did what he could to return dignity to the city by capturing 4 National Championships in Division I-AA Football, but any gains made there have since been nullified by the imprisonment of the congressman, sheriff, prosecutor, county commissioner and a couple judges. Mess with Youngstown (the fucking Valley to you) and you will get skinned alive if you are lucky.
Youngstown is one crazy-ass shithole.
A relationship with a significant other that has gone sour and both parties are too scared and/or lazy to call it quits.
I'm stuck in a crappy relationshit with Jenny.
A gathering place for under-achievers between the ages of 18 and 31, located on the site of a former National Guard shooting range.
I don't know what I want to do with my life, man, but my moms wants me to get me an education so I'm gonna chill for a while at Kent State.
1. bullet sponge
2. extreme badass
heeeeey Marine Corps!
Bullet sponge Marine Corps!
Get on your boots and follow me,
We are the sons of liberty!
(n) a car bombing
after reporting what he saw to the local authorities the shop owner received a Youngstown tune-up upon entering his vehicle park outside the Jungle Inn.
noun: mixture of powdered rock that hardens when water is added, often used to make sidewalks out of.
noun 2: A darn good band.
Your pavement is eating all the leftover organs!