mojo's definitions

fanny baws

Much like Cunto and baw bag - This is an alternative name for Malcolm Johnson.

GTF Fanny Baws. See also Cunto

by mojo December 14, 2004

Relationshit

A relationship with a significant other that has gone sour and both parties are too scared and/or lazy to call it quits.

I'm stuck in a crappy relationshit with Jenny.

by Mojo March 1, 2005

oowaps

A firearm, usually a semi-automatic/ submachine gun.

"No joke, I smoke gunshots you heard from blocks and blocks/
I bust Mac-10s, oo-wops and Glocks"
-Buckshot from Black Moon

by Mojo November 22, 2004

Bison

To be very large in size

My cock is Bison

by Mojo April 7, 2004

lightbulb

Glass tube which emits light when an electric current is run through it.

That is one NICE lightbulb.

by MoJo April 18, 2003

marto

Attraction to members of the opposite sex solely because they are already in a long-term, committed relationship.

"She's beautiful, sexy and funny, but since she's single she just doesn't have that Marto factor for me".

by Mojo March 29, 2005

west virgina

The best place.

Man, West Virginia is sure awesome!

by MoJo April 18, 2003