mojo's definitions

ihtfp

most commonly uttered single expression at the naval academy.

also means: I'm here to fly planes, I have truly found paradise (tools)

IHTFP - some random mid

by mojo March 23, 2004

MoJo

a nickname
*first name Molly
*middle name Jordan

Yo, what's up MoJo

by MoJo April 29, 2004

Relationshit

A relationship with a significant other that has gone sour and both parties are too scared and/or lazy to call it quits.

I'm stuck in a crappy relationshit with Jenny.

by Mojo March 1, 2005

oowaps

A firearm, usually a semi-automatic/ submachine gun.

"No joke, I smoke gunshots you heard from blocks and blocks/
I bust Mac-10s, oo-wops and Glocks"
-Buckshot from Black Moon

by Mojo November 22, 2004

Kent State

A gathering place for under-achievers between the ages of 18 and 31, located on the site of a former National Guard shooting range.

I don't know what I want to do with my life, man, but my moms wants me to get me an education so I'm gonna chill for a while at Kent State.

by Mojo February 15, 2005

lightbulb

Glass tube which emits light when an electric current is run through it.

That is one NICE lightbulb.

by MoJo April 18, 2003

marto

Attraction to members of the opposite sex solely because they are already in a long-term, committed relationship.

"She's beautiful, sexy and funny, but since she's single she just doesn't have that Marto factor for me".

by Mojo March 29, 2005