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ihtfp

most commonly uttered single expression at the naval academy.

also means: I'm here to fly planes, I have truly found paradise (tools)
by mojo March 23, 2004
mugGet the ihtfpmug.

MoJo

Yo, what's up MoJo
by MoJo April 29, 2004
mugGet the MoJomug.

Relationshit

A relationship with a significant other that has gone sour and both parties are too scared and/or lazy to call it quits.
I'm stuck in a crappy relationshit with Jenny.
by Mojo March 1, 2005
mugGet the Relationshitmug.

oowaps

"No joke, I smoke gunshots you heard from blocks and blocks/
I bust Mac-10s, oo-wops and Glocks"
-Buckshot from Black Moon
by Mojo November 22, 2004
mugGet the oowapsmug.

Kent State

A gathering place for under-achievers between the ages of 18 and 31, located on the site of a former National Guard shooting range.
I don't know what I want to do with my life, man, but my moms wants me to get me an education so I'm gonna chill for a while at Kent State.
by Mojo February 15, 2005
mugGet the Kent Statemug.

lightbulb

Glass tube which emits light when an electric current is run through it.
That is one NICE lightbulb.
by MoJo April 18, 2003
mugGet the lightbulbmug.

marto

Attraction to members of the opposite sex solely because they are already in a long-term, committed relationship.
"She's beautiful, sexy and funny, but since she's single she just doesn't have that Marto factor for me".
by Mojo March 29, 2005
mugGet the martomug.

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