Relationshit

A relationship with a significant other that has gone sour and both parties are too scared and/or lazy to call it quits.

I'm stuck in a crappy relationshit with Jenny.

by Mojo March 01, 2005

muffin

euphamism for the rear end of an attractive young female

girl got a fine-ass muffin back there

by Mojo February 15, 2005

szczerbiak

A highly effective move in basketball performed by a good-looking white boy from Long Island or the Midwest.

You better dial back the smack, homeslice, or I'm gonna have to Szczerbiak your ass.

by Mojo February 15, 2005

crazypenguin

A korean mammal. Yet it is confused with chinese.

Harmless until disturbed and can unleash WMD.

Damn those crazypenguins.

by mojo January 20, 2004

Pavement

noun: mixture of powdered rock that hardens when water is added, often used to make sidewalks out of.

noun 2: A darn good band.

Your pavement is eating all the leftover organs!

by MoJo April 20, 2003

Punto

Someone who is obsessed with the cock dresses like a cock for halloween and smells like one,in other words they are a cock.

Greg D. vagina changed his name to Gred D. Cockmaster, what a Punto.

by mojo April 24, 2003

Punto

the act of eating out someones ass.

tonite im going to have a punto party.

by mojo April 23, 2003