mojo's definitions

pea

Small, green vegetable

I eat peas.

by MoJo April 18, 2003

rise

To get someone emotionally upset, or to get them to acknowledge in a profound way what was said.

Last night I really got a rise out of Linda when I told her what her boyfriend had done.

by Mojo January 12, 2005

lightbulb

Glass tube which emits light when an electric current is run through it.

That is one NICE lightbulb.

by MoJo April 18, 2003

Youngstown tune-up

(n) a car bombing
circa 1950's

after reporting what he saw to the local authorities the shop owner received a Youngstown tune-up upon entering his vehicle park outside the Jungle Inn.

by Mojo May 13, 2005

szczerbiak

A highly effective move in basketball performed by a good-looking white boy from Long Island or the Midwest.

You better dial back the smack, homeslice, or I'm gonna have to Szczerbiak your ass.

by Mojo February 15, 2005

marto

Attraction to members of the opposite sex solely because they are already in a long-term, committed relationship.

"She's beautiful, sexy and funny, but since she's single she just doesn't have that Marto factor for me".

by Mojo March 29, 2005

oowaps

A firearm, usually a semi-automatic/ submachine gun.

"No joke, I smoke gunshots you heard from blocks and blocks/
I bust Mac-10s, oo-wops and Glocks"
-Buckshot from Black Moon

by Mojo November 22, 2004