moco & p-phat's definitions

Ploughing the Diamond

A guy with a huge dick who is fucking, banging or having sex {he is separating the folds of the pussy (or the baseball diamond)}

MOCO is an expert at ploughing the diamond!!!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009

Double Bag It

Putting two rubbers on your cock before fucking a dirty whore (if you don't want any of the bitch's diseases)

A smart guy would double bag it before fucking Lindsay Hohan!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008

Glazing the Ham

1) Blow job (where saliva adds wetness to the cock)
2) Fucking (where pussy juice adds wetness to the cock)

Some broads are experts at glazing the ham!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Smell-Check

A check done by men during foreplay to see if a chick is clean enough to eat out. The guy fingers the chick's pussy and then he gets his fingers back into range of his nose to sniff without the chick noticing. It is easily done behind her back while kissing the side of her neck

Porn stars do not do the Smell-Check; 'Regualr' guys do.

by MOCO & P-Phat February 28, 2011

Tubesteak and White Gravy

A dick and its white, sticky goo (the steak comes in all shapes and sizes)

Kevin is a connoisseur of tubesteak and white gravy; he can't get enough!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008

Pickle Tickle

When a guy tickles his pickle:
1. Having sex
2. Jerking off

Carl caught Dupree in the midst of the pickle tickle. (From the movie "You, Me & Dupree")

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2010

Pussy-Juice Cocktail

The liquor produced by a woman's pussy

Mooj: Andy, it isn't about Love; it's about Pussy-Juice Cocktail!

Andy: Yes, Mooj, it is about Pussy-Juice Cocktail!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2010