3 definitions by mindmelt

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1. A dyke. A lesbian.
2. A straight male who eats pussy, preferably lesbian.
3. Missy Koonce.
1. That Ellen DeGeneress is a rug doctor.
2. My husband loves eating me out. What a rug doctor.
3. Missy Koonce.
by mindmelt September 21, 2003

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someone who is an absolute waste of flesh, a useless bastard.
John Ashcroft is a total pantywaste.
by mindmelt September 21, 2003

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a guy who is an absolute douchebag and whose face, when confronted, resembles a vagina
George W. Bush sure is a pussyface.
by mindmelt September 21, 2003

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