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Can someone tell me where I can find 'Sam Itch' ?"
"No one by that name works here. Who told you that he was down here?"
LeBron asks me to come down here and get Sam Itch.
"He probably said for you to come down here and get him a "sandwich" -- they're over there in the refrigerator. He usualy gets a ham & cheese."
"No one by that name works here. Who told you that he was down here?"
LeBron asks me to come down here and get Sam Itch.
"He probably said for you to come down here and get him a "sandwich" -- they're over there in the refrigerator. He usualy gets a ham & cheese."
by mike87111 November 23, 2013
Get the Sam Itchmug. (noun) when a female gets pregnant on purpose, with the hope that the baby daddy will then marry her. Once a wife, women are often referred to as "the old ball and chain" because they keep a guy held down; away from his friends; "imprisoned."
Tiffany lied to Marquez about being on birth control, and now she's going to have her little ball and chain baby--but there's no way that Marquez is going to marry her.
by mike87111 February 21, 2010
Get the ball and chain babymug. Refers to the extremely large number of young females who choose to have baby(ies) so that they never have to work and so that they can live on welfare for as long as possible. Usually, they come from a mother, who has lived her whole life in this same manner.
Velveeta decided to get pregnant so that she can move out of her mom's place and get a HUD and all those welfare benefits. What would you expect though--she's definitely a part of Generation W.
by mike87111 September 7, 2011
Get the Generation Wmug. A combination of the words "groom" and "bridesmaid"
In a gay wedding, it is a jovial term for a "groomsman."
In a gay wedding, it is a jovial term for a "groomsman."
by mike87111 July 7, 2011
Get the groomsmaidmug. Why isn't Derek playing short-stop?
"He was, but then a ground ball bounced up and hit him in the 'downtown business district' -- if you know what I mean -- and he had to come out of the game."
OUCH!
"He was, but then a ground ball bounced up and hit him in the 'downtown business district' -- if you know what I mean -- and he had to come out of the game."
OUCH!
by mike87111 November 22, 2013
Get the downtown business districtmug. Refers to the 47% of the population that will vote for President Barack Obama, no matter what he says or does, because the majority of them are unintelligent, on Government assistance / welfare; emotionally enamored with Obama; African American; etc.
They consist, primarily, of uneducated people who don't work and thus, do not care about the economy, foreign policy, or the health of the United States in general.
All that they primarily are concerned about, is that they receive their food stamps; free HUD housing; other Government assistance; etc.
They consist, primarily, of uneducated people who don't work and thus, do not care about the economy, foreign policy, or the health of the United States in general.
All that they primarily are concerned about, is that they receive their food stamps; free HUD housing; other Government assistance; etc.
I hope that Mitt Romney can beat Obama, but it's going to be hard to do since the President has The Obama 47 in his pocket.
"I agree. With all those welfare whores, drug dealers, ex-cons, scam artists, and fat white women following him like lemmings, it going to be hard to pull an upset victory."
"I agree. With all those welfare whores, drug dealers, ex-cons, scam artists, and fat white women following him like lemmings, it going to be hard to pull an upset victory."
by mike87111 September 19, 2012
Get the The Obama 47mug. A Mexican, Central American, Hispanic, etc. female who is pregnant. Mexicans are often referred to as "beaners" (because they eat beans and tortillas) and "pod" refers to the fact that the woman is pregnant (pea pod).
by mike87111 February 21, 2010
Get the bean-podmug.