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"Tanisha's baby-daddy #4 won't give her any money for diapers. He knows that she can't buy them with her food stamps!"
That's just tur-uh-bull. Her three other baby-daddies give her drugs to sell so she can buy diapers for their kids.
That's just tur-uh-bull. Her three other baby-daddies give her drugs to sell so she can buy diapers for their kids.
by mike87111 October 29, 2012
Get the tur-uh-bullmug. (n) refers to females who -because something belongs to them, or they created something (a baby) - cannot step back and see that it is hideous-looking and repulsive to most everyone else (and especially men) who look at the same thing.
Named after the medically known fact that the majority of women who birth ugly babies believe that this said baby is absolutely beautiful.
Named after the medically known fact that the majority of women who birth ugly babies believe that this said baby is absolutely beautiful.
Do you see Tanisha's new baby?
"Yes. Man, is that thing butt-ugly or what? And she keeps going on and on and on about how it's the most beautiful baby that she's ever seen."
She's got Ugly-Baby-Syndrome, for sure! She does the same thing with her hideous-looking shoes too -- she's always wearing some ugly heels and she thinks they're beautiful.
"Yes. Man, is that thing butt-ugly or what? And she keeps going on and on and on about how it's the most beautiful baby that she's ever seen."
She's got Ugly-Baby-Syndrome, for sure! She does the same thing with her hideous-looking shoes too -- she's always wearing some ugly heels and she thinks they're beautiful.
by mike87111 October 28, 2013
Get the Ugly-Baby-Syndromemug. A combination of the words "groom" and "bridesmaid"
In a gay wedding, it is a jovial term for a "groomsman."
In a gay wedding, it is a jovial term for a "groomsman."
by mike87111 July 7, 2011
Get the groomsmaidmug. (n) a fat white woman who votes for a canditate; usually for no other reason than they find that candidate attractive.
A combination of the two words "bloat" and "voter".
A combination of the two words "bloat" and "voter".
In all actuality, it was not the blacks or the Latinos who put Obama into Office -- it was the stupid bloaters.
"Bloaters?"
You know ... the fat, lazy, ugly, ignorant, never-held- a-job women who just sit at home and watch TV all day.
"Oh, I know the type. The ones that fantasize about Obama F-ing them, because no one else will."
You got it.
"Bloaters?"
You know ... the fat, lazy, ugly, ignorant, never-held- a-job women who just sit at home and watch TV all day.
"Oh, I know the type. The ones that fantasize about Obama F-ing them, because no one else will."
You got it.
by mike87111 November 11, 2013
Get the bloatermug. (n) in opposition to, "The Greatest Generation" (which refers to the Americans who fought in, and won, WWI) and refers to the teens that are alive in the year 2012.
They are considered the worst generation of all time, as they have grown up with Facebook, Stickam, high-speed internet, smartphones, 100+ cable TV channels, NetFlix, etc. -- all which have led them to a sedentary lifestyle which has contributed to their laziness, obesity, lack of social skills, sense of entitlement, etc.
They have seen celebrity teens become famous, and rich, overnight and before their eyes, and they seem to feel that they deserve to have the same fame and fortune... which leads many of them to cop a diva attitude.
They are considered the worst generation of all time, as they have grown up with Facebook, Stickam, high-speed internet, smartphones, 100+ cable TV channels, NetFlix, etc. -- all which have led them to a sedentary lifestyle which has contributed to their laziness, obesity, lack of social skills, sense of entitlement, etc.
They have seen celebrity teens become famous, and rich, overnight and before their eyes, and they seem to feel that they deserve to have the same fame and fortune... which leads many of them to cop a diva attitude.
I tried to get Tanisha and Britney to go golfing with us, but they have their faces glued to their Facebook pages and "Keeping up with the Kardashians", and they basically told me to eff off.
"What do you expect? They're part of The Worst Generation."
"What do you expect? They're part of The Worst Generation."
by mike87111 October 5, 2012
Get the The Worst Generationmug. LeBron is a self-centered asshole because he was raised by a welfare-whore mom and lived in a baby-daddy-less home.
by mike87111 June 15, 2011
Get the baby-daddy-lessmug. A male who intentionally impregnates a number of different baby mammas so that he can split the welfare benefits from each of them, which enables him to gross thousands of dollars per month in free Government handouts and via scams run by using the children's Social Security numbers.
I just ran into Trayvon at WalMart. He must have had at least $1000 worth of steak in his shopping cart! Where does he work to afford all of that?
"He doesn't work. He's welfare rich and a proud member of The Obama 47%. He's got 8 kids by 4 different baby mammas and they all get $700 a month in food stamps. Plus, they sell the kids Social Security numbers to working relatives so they can get more back in their tax returns. And, they run an Earned Income Credit scam every April to get over $5,000 back from the IRS."
"He doesn't work. He's welfare rich and a proud member of The Obama 47%. He's got 8 kids by 4 different baby mammas and they all get $700 a month in food stamps. Plus, they sell the kids Social Security numbers to working relatives so they can get more back in their tax returns. And, they run an Earned Income Credit scam every April to get over $5,000 back from the IRS."
by mike87111 September 27, 2012
Get the welfare richmug.