mike87111's definitions

Trayvonosites

(n) a combination of the words "Trayvon" and "parasite."
It refers to anyone who uses the death of Trayvon Martin to profit financially or in any other manner.

I cannot believe that this Trayvon Martin case made National news.

What do you expect? All those media whores like Al Sharpton, Spike Lee, etc. are nothing bu Trayvonosites. All they really care about is making money--just like Trayvon's parents.

by mike87111 August 16, 2012

mitch and boan

When posting to an internet discussion forum, it is another way to say "bitch and moan" without having the words be scrambled by the "offensive language" sensors or having the posting refused altogether because of "offensive language."

I was trying to rant about how much Obama likes to whine and blame others, but the site wouldn't let me post the phrase: "bitch and moan."

"Just use "mitch and boan" instead; people will know what you mean and why you had to post it that way."

by mike87111 November 10, 2012

Generation W

Refers to the extremely large number of young females who choose to have baby(ies) so that they never have to work and so that they can live on welfare for as long as possible. Usually, they come from a mother, who has lived her whole life in this same manner.

Velveeta decided to get pregnant so that she can move out of her mom's place and get a HUD and all those welfare benefits. What would you expect though--she's definitely a part of Generation W.

by mike87111 September 7, 2011

ball and chain baby

(noun) when a female gets pregnant on purpose, with the hope that the baby daddy will then marry her. Once a wife, women are often referred to as "the old ball and chain" because they keep a guy held down; away from his friends; "imprisoned."

Tiffany lied to Marquez about being on birth control, and now she's going to have her little ball and chain baby--but there's no way that Marquez is going to marry her.

by mike87111 February 21, 2010

creeps

How low-intelligent people pronouce the word "crepes."

What you got there?

"Creeps -- it's a fancy type of donut."

by mike87111 November 23, 2013

downtown business district

A males crotch / groin area.

Why isn't Derek playing short-stop?

"He was, but then a ground ball bounced up and hit him in the 'downtown business district' -- if you know what I mean -- and he had to come out of the game."

OUCH!

by mike87111 November 22, 2013

groomsmaid

A combination of the words "groom" and "bridesmaid"

In a gay wedding, it is a jovial term for a "groomsman."

At Elton John's wedding, wasn't Richard Branson one of the groomsmaids?

by mike87111 July 7, 2011