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(n) a fat white woman who votes for a canditate; usually for no other reason than they find that candidate attractive.
A combination of the two words "bloat" and "voter".
A combination of the two words "bloat" and "voter".
In all actuality, it was not the blacks or the Latinos who put Obama into Office -- it was the stupid bloaters.
"Bloaters?"
You know ... the fat, lazy, ugly, ignorant, never-held- a-job women who just sit at home and watch TV all day.
"Oh, I know the type. The ones that fantasize about Obama F-ing them, because no one else will."
You got it.
"Bloaters?"
You know ... the fat, lazy, ugly, ignorant, never-held- a-job women who just sit at home and watch TV all day.
"Oh, I know the type. The ones that fantasize about Obama F-ing them, because no one else will."
You got it.
by mike87111 November 11, 2013
Get the bloater mug.What did Trayvon get arrested for?
"Robbing a bank. His get-away car ran out of gas 4 blocks from the bank.
"LOL. What an ig-nig!
"Robbing a bank. His get-away car ran out of gas 4 blocks from the bank.
"LOL. What an ig-nig!
by mike87111 December 15, 2013
Get the ig-nig mug.Can someone tell me where I can find 'Sam Itch' ?"
"No one by that name works here. Who told you that he was down here?"
LeBron asks me to come down here and get Sam Itch.
"He probably said for you to come down here and get him a "sandwich" -- they're over there in the refrigerator. He usualy gets a ham & cheese."
"No one by that name works here. Who told you that he was down here?"
LeBron asks me to come down here and get Sam Itch.
"He probably said for you to come down here and get him a "sandwich" -- they're over there in the refrigerator. He usualy gets a ham & cheese."
by mike87111 November 23, 2013
Get the Sam Itch mug.(noun) when a female gets pregnant on purpose, with the hope that the baby daddy will then marry her. Once a wife, women are often referred to as "the old ball and chain" because they keep a guy held down; away from his friends; "imprisoned."
Tiffany lied to Marquez about being on birth control, and now she's going to have her little ball and chain baby--but there's no way that Marquez is going to marry her.
by mike87111 February 21, 2010
Get the ball and chain baby mug.Refers to the extremely large number of young females who choose to have baby(ies) so that they never have to work and so that they can live on welfare for as long as possible. Usually, they come from a mother, who has lived her whole life in this same manner.
Velveeta decided to get pregnant so that she can move out of her mom's place and get a HUD and all those welfare benefits. What would you expect though--she's definitely a part of Generation W.
by mike87111 September 7, 2011
Get the Generation W mug.Why isn't Derek playing short-stop?
"He was, but then a ground ball bounced up and hit him in the 'downtown business district' -- if you know what I mean -- and he had to come out of the game."
OUCH!
"He was, but then a ground ball bounced up and hit him in the 'downtown business district' -- if you know what I mean -- and he had to come out of the game."
OUCH!
by mike87111 November 22, 2013
Get the downtown business district mug.A combination of the words "groom" and "bridesmaid"
In a gay wedding, it is a jovial term for a "groomsman."
In a gay wedding, it is a jovial term for a "groomsman."
by mike87111 July 7, 2011
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