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fake-rape

When a female regrets having sex with a male, and makes up a story about how he raped her, to save face with her friends and with her self.

It most often occurs with college females, who after a night of heavy drinking, have sex with an equally as intoxicated male.

Many times, the female has been pursuing the uninterested male, and then feels embarrassed when he does not call the day after the sexual encounter.
Hey Matt--I can't believe you slept with that fat sea-cow from Sigma Delta last night. You must have been wasted big time!

"That's not the worst of it. She's pulling a fake-rape and I have to go talk to the police!"
by mike87111 December 17, 2011
mugGet the fake-rapemug.

baby-daddy-less

Refers to the fact that a person does not/did not have a father figure in their life.
LeBron is a self-centered asshole because he was raised by a welfare-whore mom and lived in a baby-daddy-less home.
by mike87111 June 15, 2011
mugGet the baby-daddy-lessmug.

the doll house

A prison for woman inmates.
Whatever happened to Barb after she got caught shoplifting again?

"They finally sent her away. She's at the doll house upstate. Won't get out for 2 years."
by mike87111 April 16, 2014
mugGet the the doll housemug.

twat voter

a female who votes, based on emotion and/or her "crush" on a particular candidate and not based on any facts, policies, etc. of a politician.
I went to the Obama rally with my girlfriend. I've never seen so many twat voters in my entire life. They were gushing over him like he was their favorite vibrator.
by mike87111 October 26, 2012
mugGet the twat votermug.

Dexter Morgan'd

(v) when a scum bag, who deserves to killed, dies by an unknown assailant

In reference to Dexter Morgan, the protagonist on the hugely popular Showtime series "Dexter."
I can't believe that they are prosecuting George for killing Trayvon.

I know, it was just a matter of time before someone would have Dexter Morgan'd his punk ass.
by mike87111 January 12, 2013
mugGet the Dexter Morgan'dmug.

bloater

(n) a fat white woman who votes for a canditate; usually for no other reason than they find that candidate attractive.

A combination of the two words "bloat" and "voter".
In all actuality, it was not the blacks or the Latinos who put Obama into Office -- it was the stupid bloaters.

"Bloaters?"

You know ... the fat, lazy, ugly, ignorant, never-held- a-job women who just sit at home and watch TV all day.

"Oh, I know the type. The ones that fantasize about Obama F-ing them, because no one else will."

You got it.
by mike87111 November 11, 2013
mugGet the bloatermug.

Ugly-Baby-Syndrome

(n) refers to females who -because something belongs to them, or they created something (a baby) - cannot step back and see that it is hideous-looking and repulsive to most everyone else (and especially men) who look at the same thing.

Named after the medically known fact that the majority of women who birth ugly babies believe that this said baby is absolutely beautiful.
Do you see Tanisha's new baby?

"Yes. Man, is that thing butt-ugly or what? And she keeps going on and on and on about how it's the most beautiful baby that she's ever seen."

She's got Ugly-Baby-Syndrome, for sure! She does the same thing with her hideous-looking shoes too -- she's always wearing some ugly heels and she thinks they're beautiful.
by mike87111 October 28, 2013
mugGet the Ugly-Baby-Syndromemug.

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