mike87111's definitions

Generation Fat

Refers to the kids who grew-up during the explosion of the media and social aspects of the internet, causing them to spend so much time in front of the computer screen, that they do not get any exercise and eventually become obese.

I went to my nieces track meet at the high school, and ALL of the girls--in the stands, AND on the track team---were fatter than The Michelin Man!

"That's Generation Fat for you."

by mike87111 November 7, 2012

the doll house

A prison for woman inmates.

Whatever happened to Barb after she got caught shoplifting again?

"They finally sent her away. She's at the doll house upstate. Won't get out for 2 years."

by mike87111 April 16, 2014

baby-daddy-less

Refers to the fact that a person does not/did not have a father figure in their life.

LeBron is a self-centered asshole because he was raised by a welfare-whore mom and lived in a baby-daddy-less home.

by mike87111 June 15, 2011

celebitch

A combination of the words "celebrity" and "bitch."

Refers to a famous, or infamous, female celebrity who is considered to be a bitch, especially by the male population.

Meda-whore attorney, Gloria Allred, is such a celebitch. She thinks all men are guilty of something.

by mike87111 July 6, 2011

mitch and boan

When posting to an internet discussion forum, it is another way to say "bitch and moan" without having the words be scrambled by the "offensive language" sensors or having the posting refused altogether because of "offensive language."

I was trying to rant about how much Obama likes to whine and blame others, but the site wouldn't let me post the phrase: "bitch and moan."

"Just use "mitch and boan" instead; people will know what you mean and why you had to post it that way."

by mike87111 November 10, 2012

Trayvonosites

(n) a combination of the words "Trayvon" and "parasite."
It refers to anyone who uses the death of Trayvon Martin to profit financially or in any other manner.

I cannot believe that this Trayvon Martin case made National news.

What do you expect? All those media whores like Al Sharpton, Spike Lee, etc. are nothing bu Trayvonosites. All they really care about is making money--just like Trayvon's parents.

by mike87111 August 16, 2012

criminal hatchery

Another name for a woman who continually has babies that eventually end up in gangs etc. and who are destined to be burdens on society, and in prison.

Velveeta is pregnant again. Her first 8 kids are all in prison. What a criminal hatchery.

by mike87111 September 7, 2011