mike87111's definitions

jungle-suit

Refers to the colorful suits that brothers (blacks) love to wear, in order to be stylish or to stand out.

Refers to the colorful suits that brothers (blacks) love to wear, in order to be stylish or to stand out.
Did you see LeBron at the NBA Draft?

"Yeah -- man was that one cool jungle-suit that he had on! What color was that -- banana yellow?"

by mike87111 November 23, 2013

rice and beans

A Japanese made car (Toyota, Honda, etc.) filled up with Mexicans; Hispanics; etc. (Mexicans are referred to as "beaners", as their diet is often made up of beans and tortillas). Rice is a main staple of the Japanese diet, so many of Japanese-based items have a rice moniker associated with that item (e.g.: "rice-burner" refers to a fast Japanese car).

As we were driving through Juarez my brother said: "Check out the rice and beans next to us." I looked out to see a Toyota Corolla pack full of the locals.

by mike87111 February 21, 2010

Generation Fat

Refers to the kids who grew-up during the explosion of the media and social aspects of the internet, causing them to spend so much time in front of the computer screen, that they do not get any exercise and eventually become obese.

I went to my nieces track meet at the high school, and ALL of the girls--in the stands, AND on the track team---were fatter than The Michelin Man!

"That's Generation Fat for you."

by mike87111 November 7, 2012

Pho Bias

What an ignorant person thinks the word "phobias" reads as.

"Did 'Len Bias' have a brother named 'Pho?' "

I don't think so .. why do you ask?

There's something in the newspaper about 'Pho Bias."

Let me see ... (reads paper) ... that's "phobias" you idiot! It means to be afraid of something.

by mike87111 November 22, 2013

palm jockeys

At an event (public, private, a party, etc.) where someone speaks (small speech; gives a toast; etc.) and everyone in the audience applauds automatically--in a kiss-ass sort of way.

"Palm" refers to clapping with your hands / palms, and jockey is just a sarcastic way to refer to the audience who are applauding.

When Obama gave his speech, it was interrupted, every few seconds, by the applause from the Kool-Aid drinking crowd...to which Mike uttered, sarcastically: "What a bunch of palm jockeys."

by mike87111 April 19, 2010

Seacrest out

A way to end a conversation with your home boys; whether on the phone, texting, etc. It use to be "gay", but now it's funny and a smartass way to end the dialogue, and let your buds know that you are tired and need to hit the sack. Based on the radio DJ Ryan Seacrest's catchphrase, when he ends his show: "Seacrest Out."

I was tired of texting with Kurt, on whether Michigan State deserved to be in the Final Four, so I just ended it with "Seacrest Out."

by mike87111 March 29, 2010

Ferals

(n) Refers to human males who act like feral / wild animals; especially in reference to their sexual activity.

I just drove by the welfare office and there must be 500 women in line and 3000 children with them...what in the heck is up with that?

"Welcome to Houston, Texas ...those welfare hoes & their welfare babies are the result of all of the Ferals that run amok here."

by mike87111 July 7, 2012