mike87111's definitions
Whatever happened to Barb after she got caught shoplifting again?
"They finally sent her away. She's at the doll house upstate. Won't get out for 2 years."
"They finally sent her away. She's at the doll house upstate. Won't get out for 2 years."
by mike87111 April 16, 2014
Get the the doll housemug. a female who votes, based on emotion and/or her "crush" on a particular candidate and not based on any facts, policies, etc. of a politician.
I went to the Obama rally with my girlfriend. I've never seen so many twat voters in my entire life. They were gushing over him like he was their favorite vibrator.
by mike87111 October 26, 2012
Get the twat votermug. "Did 'Len Bias' have a brother named 'Pho?' "
I don't think so .. why do you ask?
There's something in the newspaper about 'Pho Bias."
Let me see ... (reads paper) ... that's "phobias" you idiot! It means to be afraid of something.
I don't think so .. why do you ask?
There's something in the newspaper about 'Pho Bias."
Let me see ... (reads paper) ... that's "phobias" you idiot! It means to be afraid of something.
by mike87111 November 22, 2013
Get the Pho Biasmug. At an event (public, private, a party, etc.) where someone speaks (small speech; gives a toast; etc.) and everyone in the audience applauds automatically--in a kiss-ass sort of way.
"Palm" refers to clapping with your hands / palms, and jockey is just a sarcastic way to refer to the audience who are applauding.
"Palm" refers to clapping with your hands / palms, and jockey is just a sarcastic way to refer to the audience who are applauding.
When Obama gave his speech, it was interrupted, every few seconds, by the applause from the Kool-Aid drinking crowd...to which Mike uttered, sarcastically: "What a bunch of palm jockeys."
by mike87111 April 19, 2010
Get the palm jockeysmug. (v) when a scum bag, who deserves to killed, dies by an unknown assailant
In reference to Dexter Morgan, the protagonist on the hugely popular Showtime series "Dexter."
In reference to Dexter Morgan, the protagonist on the hugely popular Showtime series "Dexter."
I can't believe that they are prosecuting George for killing Trayvon.
I know, it was just a matter of time before someone would have Dexter Morgan'd his punk ass.
I know, it was just a matter of time before someone would have Dexter Morgan'd his punk ass.
by mike87111 January 12, 2013
Get the Dexter Morgan'dmug. "Tanisha's baby-daddy #4 won't give her any money for diapers. He knows that she can't buy them with her food stamps!"
That's just tur-uh-bull. Her three other baby-daddies give her drugs to sell so she can buy diapers for their kids.
That's just tur-uh-bull. Her three other baby-daddies give her drugs to sell so she can buy diapers for their kids.
by mike87111 October 29, 2012
Get the tur-uh-bullmug. (n) refers to females who -because something belongs to them, or they created something (a baby) - cannot step back and see that it is hideous-looking and repulsive to most everyone else (and especially men) who look at the same thing.
Named after the medically known fact that the majority of women who birth ugly babies believe that this said baby is absolutely beautiful.
Named after the medically known fact that the majority of women who birth ugly babies believe that this said baby is absolutely beautiful.
Do you see Tanisha's new baby?
"Yes. Man, is that thing butt-ugly or what? And she keeps going on and on and on about how it's the most beautiful baby that she's ever seen."
She's got Ugly-Baby-Syndrome, for sure! She does the same thing with her hideous-looking shoes too -- she's always wearing some ugly heels and she thinks they're beautiful.
"Yes. Man, is that thing butt-ugly or what? And she keeps going on and on and on about how it's the most beautiful baby that she's ever seen."
She's got Ugly-Baby-Syndrome, for sure! She does the same thing with her hideous-looking shoes too -- she's always wearing some ugly heels and she thinks they're beautiful.
by mike87111 October 28, 2013
Get the Ugly-Baby-Syndromemug.