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Tiffany use to be so cute, but then she got Facebook Fat. She spends all her spare time on that site.
by mike87111 May 11, 2011
Get the Facebook Fatmug. (n) a fat white woman who votes for a canditate; usually for no other reason than they find that candidate attractive.
A combination of the two words "bloat" and "voter".
A combination of the two words "bloat" and "voter".
In all actuality, it was not the blacks or the Latinos who put Obama into Office -- it was the stupid bloaters.
"Bloaters?"
You know ... the fat, lazy, ugly, ignorant, never-held- a-job women who just sit at home and watch TV all day.
"Oh, I know the type. The ones that fantasize about Obama F-ing them, because no one else will."
You got it.
"Bloaters?"
You know ... the fat, lazy, ugly, ignorant, never-held- a-job women who just sit at home and watch TV all day.
"Oh, I know the type. The ones that fantasize about Obama F-ing them, because no one else will."
You got it.
by mike87111 November 11, 2013
Get the bloatermug. Refers to the kids who grew-up during the explosion of the media and social aspects of the internet, causing them to spend so much time in front of the computer screen, that they do not get any exercise and eventually become obese.
I went to my nieces track meet at the high school, and ALL of the girls--in the stands, AND on the track team---were fatter than The Michelin Man!
"That's Generation Fat for you."
"That's Generation Fat for you."
by mike87111 November 7, 2012
Get the Generation Fatmug. "Tanisha's baby-daddy #4 won't give her any money for diapers. He knows that she can't buy them with her food stamps!"
That's just tur-uh-bull. Her three other baby-daddies give her drugs to sell so she can buy diapers for their kids.
That's just tur-uh-bull. Her three other baby-daddies give her drugs to sell so she can buy diapers for their kids.
by mike87111 October 29, 2012
Get the tur-uh-bullmug. (n) refers to females who -because something belongs to them, or they created something (a baby) - cannot step back and see that it is hideous-looking and repulsive to most everyone else (and especially men) who look at the same thing.
Named after the medically known fact that the majority of women who birth ugly babies believe that this said baby is absolutely beautiful.
Named after the medically known fact that the majority of women who birth ugly babies believe that this said baby is absolutely beautiful.
Do you see Tanisha's new baby?
"Yes. Man, is that thing butt-ugly or what? And she keeps going on and on and on about how it's the most beautiful baby that she's ever seen."
She's got Ugly-Baby-Syndrome, for sure! She does the same thing with her hideous-looking shoes too -- she's always wearing some ugly heels and she thinks they're beautiful.
"Yes. Man, is that thing butt-ugly or what? And she keeps going on and on and on about how it's the most beautiful baby that she's ever seen."
She's got Ugly-Baby-Syndrome, for sure! She does the same thing with her hideous-looking shoes too -- she's always wearing some ugly heels and she thinks they're beautiful.
by mike87111 October 28, 2013
Get the Ugly-Baby-Syndromemug. a female who votes, based on emotion and/or her "crush" on a particular candidate and not based on any facts, policies, etc. of a politician.
I went to the Obama rally with my girlfriend. I've never seen so many twat voters in my entire life. They were gushing over him like he was their favorite vibrator.
by mike87111 October 26, 2012
Get the twat votermug. Whatever happened to Barb after she got caught shoplifting again?
"They finally sent her away. She's at the doll house upstate. Won't get out for 2 years."
"They finally sent her away. She's at the doll house upstate. Won't get out for 2 years."
by mike87111 April 16, 2014
Get the the doll housemug.