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jungle-suit

Refers to the colorful suits that brothers (blacks) love to wear, in order to be stylish or to stand out.
Refers to the colorful suits that brothers (blacks) love to wear, in order to be stylish or to stand out.
Did you see LeBron at the NBA Draft?

"Yeah -- man was that one cool jungle-suit that he had on! What color was that -- banana yellow?"
by mike87111 November 23, 2013
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Niqqer

(noun) Exact same meaning as the word "nigger."

Replacing the "gg" with "qq" allows the word to used in an online post without (currently) having your post automatically censored; marked for approval by a board moderator; or banned outright.
If Trayvon had just stayed home once he got there -- instead of going back to attack Zimmerman -- that stupid niqqer would still be alive.
by mike87111 June 15, 2018
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fake-rape

When a female regrets having sex with a male, and makes up a story about how he raped her, to save face with her friends and with her self.

It most often occurs with college females, who after a night of heavy drinking, have sex with an equally as intoxicated male.

Many times, the female has been pursuing the uninterested male, and then feels embarrassed when he does not call the day after the sexual encounter.
Hey Matt--I can't believe you slept with that fat sea-cow from Sigma Delta last night. You must have been wasted big time!

"That's not the worst of it. She's pulling a fake-rape and I have to go talk to the police!"
by mike87111 December 17, 2011
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rice and beans

A Japanese made car (Toyota, Honda, etc.) filled up with Mexicans; Hispanics; etc. (Mexicans are referred to as "beaners", as their diet is often made up of beans and tortillas). Rice is a main staple of the Japanese diet, so many of Japanese-based items have a rice moniker associated with that item (e.g.: "rice-burner" refers to a fast Japanese car).
As we were driving through Juarez my brother said: "Check out the rice and beans next to us." I looked out to see a Toyota Corolla pack full of the locals.
by mike87111 February 21, 2010
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Dexter Morgan'd

(v) when a scum bag, who deserves to killed, dies by an unknown assailant

In reference to Dexter Morgan, the protagonist on the hugely popular Showtime series "Dexter."
I can't believe that they are prosecuting George for killing Trayvon.

I know, it was just a matter of time before someone would have Dexter Morgan'd his punk ass.
by mike87111 January 12, 2013
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Alabama ding dong

(noun) a person from Alabama who irritates you.

A play on words from the famous song by The Edsels: Rama Lama Ding Dong
(as you're leaving the football stadium after Alabama just annihilated your team & their fans are rubbing it in): "Just ignore those Alabama ding dongs."
by mike87111 June 15, 2018
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celebitch

A combination of the words "celebrity" and "bitch."

Refers to a famous, or infamous, female celebrity who is considered to be a bitch, especially by the male population.
Meda-whore attorney, Gloria Allred, is such a celebitch. She thinks all men are guilty of something.
by mike87111 July 6, 2011
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