mike87111's definitions

bean-pod

A Mexican, Central American, Hispanic, etc. female who is pregnant. Mexicans are often referred to as "beaners" (because they eat beans and tortillas) and "pod" refers to the fact that the woman is pregnant (pea pod).

Immigration caught 15 illegals outside of El Paso, with several of the women being bean-pods.

by mike87111 February 21, 2010

The Obama 47

Refers to the 47% of the population that will vote for President Barack Obama, no matter what he says or does, because the majority of them are unintelligent, on Government assistance / welfare; emotionally enamored with Obama; African American; etc.

They consist, primarily, of uneducated people who don't work and thus, do not care about the economy, foreign policy, or the health of the United States in general.

All that they primarily are concerned about, is that they receive their food stamps; free HUD housing; other Government assistance; etc.

I hope that Mitt Romney can beat Obama, but it's going to be hard to do since the President has The Obama 47 in his pocket.

"I agree. With all those welfare whores, drug dealers, ex-cons, scam artists, and fat white women following him like lemmings, it going to be hard to pull an upset victory."

by mike87111 September 19, 2012

Trayvonosites

(n) a combination of the words "Trayvon" and "parasite."
It refers to anyone who uses the death of Trayvon Martin to profit financially or in any other manner.

I cannot believe that this Trayvon Martin case made National news.

What do you expect? All those media whores like Al Sharpton, Spike Lee, etc. are nothing bu Trayvonosites. All they really care about is making money--just like Trayvon's parents.

by mike87111 August 16, 2012

celebitch

A combination of the words "celebrity" and "bitch."

Refers to a famous, or infamous, female celebrity who is considered to be a bitch, especially by the male population.

Meda-whore attorney, Gloria Allred, is such a celebitch. She thinks all men are guilty of something.

by mike87111 July 6, 2011

Alabama ding dong

(noun) a person from Alabama who irritates you.

A play on words from the famous song by The Edsels: Rama Lama Ding Dong

(as you're leaving the football stadium after Alabama just annihilated your team & their fans are rubbing it in): "Just ignore those Alabama ding dongs."

by mike87111 June 15, 2018

mitch and boan

When posting to an internet discussion forum, it is another way to say "bitch and moan" without having the words be scrambled by the "offensive language" sensors or having the posting refused altogether because of "offensive language."

I was trying to rant about how much Obama likes to whine and blame others, but the site wouldn't let me post the phrase: "bitch and moan."

"Just use "mitch and boan" instead; people will know what you mean and why you had to post it that way."

by mike87111 November 10, 2012

ball and chain baby

(noun) when a female gets pregnant on purpose, with the hope that the baby daddy will then marry her. Once a wife, women are often referred to as "the old ball and chain" because they keep a guy held down; away from his friends; "imprisoned."

Tiffany lied to Marquez about being on birth control, and now she's going to have her little ball and chain baby--but there's no way that Marquez is going to marry her.

by mike87111 February 21, 2010