mike87111's definitions

Batshitistan

Combination of the words "bat shit" and the suffix "-istan" ... (as in Afghanistan, Pakistan, Turkmenistan and other nut-case Middle Eastern countries).

Used as the fictional home country of a person, who does, or says, something incredibly moronic.

Did you see Tyra Banks on last night's episode of "Top Model?"
She made the girls dress up as their favorite kind of anal lubricant.

"What a nut-job! She's definitely the Queen of Batshitistan."

by mike87111 January 1, 2012

anchor-slut

A Latino, Mexican, Central American, etc. girl who sneaks into the U.S. with the sole intention of having a baby--by any means necessary, so that she can take advantage of the U.S. welfare, school, health-care systems.

See term "anchor baby" for further relevance.

Have you driven by the welfare office lately? The whole lot is filled up with anchor-sluts and their anchor-babies. It is disgusting.

by mike87111 June 15, 2011

Pho Bias

What an ignorant person thinks the word "phobias" reads as.

"Did 'Len Bias' have a brother named 'Pho?' "

I don't think so .. why do you ask?

There's something in the newspaper about 'Pho Bias."

Let me see ... (reads paper) ... that's "phobias" you idiot! It means to be afraid of something.

by mike87111 November 22, 2013

Ferals

(n) Refers to human males who act like feral / wild animals; especially in reference to their sexual activity.

I just drove by the welfare office and there must be 500 women in line and 3000 children with them...what in the heck is up with that?

"Welcome to Houston, Texas ...those welfare hoes & their welfare babies are the result of all of the Ferals that run amok here."

by mike87111 July 7, 2012

Trout Pout

When girls, in an attempt to look naive, innocent, and a victim--usually in court, and in front of a judge--open their eyes real wide and push their lips out and in a frown; thereby looking like a fish.

The stupid judge fell for Tiffany's "trout pout" and sentenced her to probation for shoplifting all of that makeup at Wal-Mart.

by mike87111 July 29, 2012

Seacrest out

A way to end a conversation with your home boys; whether on the phone, texting, etc. It use to be "gay", but now it's funny and a smartass way to end the dialogue, and let your buds know that you are tired and need to hit the sack. Based on the radio DJ Ryan Seacrest's catchphrase, when he ends his show: "Seacrest Out."

I was tired of texting with Kurt, on whether Michigan State deserved to be in the Final Four, so I just ended it with "Seacrest Out."

by mike87111 March 29, 2010

criminal hatchery

Another name for a woman who continually has babies that eventually end up in gangs etc. and who are destined to be burdens on society, and in prison.

Velveeta is pregnant again. Her first 8 kids are all in prison. What a criminal hatchery.

by mike87111 September 7, 2011