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A Mexican, Central American, Hispanic, etc. female who is pregnant. Mexicans are often referred to as "beaners" (because they eat beans and tortillas) and "pod" refers to the fact that the woman is pregnant (pea pod).
by mike87111 February 21, 2010
Get the bean-podmug. A combination of the words "celebrity" and "bitch."
Refers to a famous, or infamous, female celebrity who is considered to be a bitch, especially by the male population.
Refers to a famous, or infamous, female celebrity who is considered to be a bitch, especially by the male population.
Meda-whore attorney, Gloria Allred, is such a celebitch. She thinks all men are guilty of something.
by mike87111 July 6, 2011
Get the celebitchmug. Refers to the 47% of the population that will vote for President Barack Obama, no matter what he says or does, because the majority of them are unintelligent, on Government assistance / welfare; emotionally enamored with Obama; African American; etc.
They consist, primarily, of uneducated people who don't work and thus, do not care about the economy, foreign policy, or the health of the United States in general.
All that they primarily are concerned about, is that they receive their food stamps; free HUD housing; other Government assistance; etc.
They consist, primarily, of uneducated people who don't work and thus, do not care about the economy, foreign policy, or the health of the United States in general.
All that they primarily are concerned about, is that they receive their food stamps; free HUD housing; other Government assistance; etc.
I hope that Mitt Romney can beat Obama, but it's going to be hard to do since the President has The Obama 47 in his pocket.
"I agree. With all those welfare whores, drug dealers, ex-cons, scam artists, and fat white women following him like lemmings, it going to be hard to pull an upset victory."
"I agree. With all those welfare whores, drug dealers, ex-cons, scam artists, and fat white women following him like lemmings, it going to be hard to pull an upset victory."
by mike87111 September 19, 2012
Get the The Obama 47mug. LaCresha and her 9 sisters are all so fat, they have to shop at Tent City to find anything that fits their lard asses.
by mike87111 November 28, 2011
Get the Tent Citymug. A man or woman, who has child after child, with no regards to how that child is supported or raised--usually resulting in said child becoming a criminal later on in their life.
LeBron and Velveeta are such criminal breeders. He has 11 kids and she has 7 and neither of them has ever worked a day in their lives. It won't be long before those kids are serving time.
by mike87111 July 2, 2011
Get the criminal breedermug. (noun) A combination of the words "gonorrhea" and "Rihanna."
A disease that a hot-chick may have because she gets around too much.
A disease that a hot-chick may have because she gets around too much.
Why don't you ask her out -- she's hot! "She's probably got gonor-rihanna, that's why. She's been with half the guys in my frat!"
by mike87111 June 15, 2018
Get the gonor-rihannamug. Combination of the words "bat shit" and the suffix "-istan" ... (as in Afghanistan, Pakistan, Turkmenistan and other nut-case Middle Eastern countries).
Used as the fictional home country of a person, who does, or says, something incredibly moronic.
Used as the fictional home country of a person, who does, or says, something incredibly moronic.
Did you see Tyra Banks on last night's episode of "Top Model?"
She made the girls dress up as their favorite kind of anal lubricant.
"What a nut-job! She's definitely the Queen of Batshitistan."
She made the girls dress up as their favorite kind of anal lubricant.
"What a nut-job! She's definitely the Queen of Batshitistan."
by mike87111 January 1, 2012
Get the Batshitistanmug.