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Ferals

(n) Refers to human males who act like feral / wild animals; especially in reference to their sexual activity.
I just drove by the welfare office and there must be 500 women in line and 3000 children with them...what in the heck is up with that?

"Welcome to Houston, Texas ...those welfare hoes & their welfare babies are the result of all of the Ferals that run amok here."
by mike87111 July 7, 2012
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Trayvonosites

(n) a combination of the words "Trayvon" and "parasite."
It refers to anyone who uses the death of Trayvon Martin to profit financially or in any other manner.
I cannot believe that this Trayvon Martin case made National news.

What do you expect? All those media whores like Al Sharpton, Spike Lee, etc. are nothing bu Trayvonosites. All they really care about is making money--just like Trayvon's parents.
by mike87111 August 16, 2012
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Snake Oil-Bama Salesman

(n) a combination of the popular term "snake oil salesman" and Obama.

Refers to a morally-bankrupt and unethical politician who has one agenda, yet publicly pretends to have a polar-opposite agenda just so that he can get re-elected to office, at which time he will implement his true policy which will destroy the lives of those who blindly supported him and lead to the complete destruction of the district; State; or Country in which he resides.
Can you believe all of the lies that he just threw out during his campaign speech? Unless you knew he was full of bullshit, you'd think that he was a great guy with all of those pie-in-the-sky statements. It'd be like Hitler saying that he loved Jews and wanted them to prosper.

"And the worst part is, all those idiots in the audience that just kept on clapping at everything he said. I can't believe what a Snake Oil-Bama Salesman he really is!. Anyone with a brain knows that he hates white people and want's to destroy the United States. He's leading his own people and the welfare whores straight to the ovens."
by mike87111 August 18, 2012
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Trayvonasites

(n) A term that is identical to a "Trayvonosite", but more correct as "parasite" is spelled with an "a" and not the letter "o"

Original definition of "Trayvonosites":

(n) a combination of the words "Trayvon" and "parasite."
It refers to anyone who uses the death of Trayvon Martin to profit financially or in any other manner.
What do you expect? All those media whores like Al Sharpton, Spike Lee, etc. are nothing but Trayvonasites. All they really care about is making money--just like Trayvon's parents.
by mike87111 August 18, 2012
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Captain's Motto-Italian Version

"Jump into a lifeboat"

The Italian version of the Captain's Motto (to "go down with the ship").

In reference to the captain of the overturned Costa Concordia cruise ship of January 14th, 2012.

The captain, Francesco Schettino, alleges that he tripped, and fell into a lifeboat, immediately after the crash.
Hey Nathan, I heard you crashed your sailboat. Were you afraid that you might drown?

"Heck no. I abide by the Captain's Motto-Italian Version ... I jumped right into a lifeboat and drank a glass of champagne while I watched it sink."
by mike87111 February 10, 2012
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Trout Pout

When girls, in an attempt to look naive, innocent, and a victim--usually in court, and in front of a judge--open their eyes real wide and push their lips out and in a frown; thereby looking like a fish.
The stupid judge fell for Tiffany's "trout pout" and sentenced her to probation for shoplifting all of that makeup at Wal-Mart.
by mike87111 July 29, 2012
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Tent City

Where fat women buy their blouses etc.
LaCresha and her 9 sisters are all so fat, they have to shop at Tent City to find anything that fits their lard asses.
by mike87111 November 28, 2011
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