mike87111's definitions

criminal hatchery

Another name for a woman who continually has babies that eventually end up in gangs etc. and who are destined to be burdens on society, and in prison.

Velveeta is pregnant again. Her first 8 kids are all in prison. What a criminal hatchery.

by mike87111 September 7, 2011

celebitch

A combination of the words "celebrity" and "bitch."

Refers to a famous, or infamous, female celebrity who is considered to be a bitch, especially by the male population.

Meda-whore attorney, Gloria Allred, is such a celebitch. She thinks all men are guilty of something.

by mike87111 July 6, 2011

corn rows

noun: nickname for the rows of students, lining the court, at the University of Michigan basketball games (wearing "maize" colored shirts; maize is corn and the UM colors are "maize and blue")

When Michigan hit a game winning 3-pointer, at the buzzer, the "corn rows" went crazy.

by mike87111 January 26, 2010

twat voter

a female who votes, based on emotion and/or her "crush" on a particular candidate and not based on any facts, policies, etc. of a politician.

I went to the Obama rally with my girlfriend. I've never seen so many twat voters in my entire life. They were gushing over him like he was their favorite vibrator.

by mike87111 October 26, 2012

baby-daddy-less

Refers to the fact that a person does not/did not have a father figure in their life.

LeBron is a self-centered asshole because he was raised by a welfare-whore mom and lived in a baby-daddy-less home.

by mike87111 June 15, 2011

the doll house

A prison for woman inmates.

Whatever happened to Barb after she got caught shoplifting again?

"They finally sent her away. She's at the doll house upstate. Won't get out for 2 years."

by mike87111 April 16, 2014

Trayvonasites

(n) A term that is identical to a "Trayvonosite", but more correct as "parasite" is spelled with an "a" and not the letter "o"

Original definition of "Trayvonosites":

(n) a combination of the words "Trayvon" and "parasite."
It refers to anyone who uses the death of Trayvon Martin to profit financially or in any other manner.

What do you expect? All those media whores like Al Sharpton, Spike Lee, etc. are nothing but Trayvonasites. All they really care about is making money--just like Trayvon's parents.

by mike87111 August 18, 2012