mike's definitions

Slut Muffin

Nickname for a girl who is stupid and lets them give them the nickname, Slut Muffin.

(insert name)Is a slut muffin.

by Mike March 6, 2004

mcglumphy

(noun/verb) when you fart, and poo comes out of your bum hole.

"aww man, i knew that fart would be a mcglumphy!!!" said the man as a turd rolled down his leg.

by mike June 11, 2004

beat off

Go fuck yourself

He was being a dick so I told him to go beat off.

by Mike September 13, 2003

sex kitten

a female who is uber-hot & guys wanna procrate(have sex/fuck) with.

Brtiney Spears
Trish Stratus
Traci Brooks

by Mike March 30, 2005

mudbutt

noun.

A condition arising from excess ass-crack sweat comingling with dingleberries into a meaty and smelly ass-paste.

After walking around for hours in the blistering sun wearing these damn corduroys, everyone in the office could catch a whiff of my prodigious mudbutt.

by Mike May 20, 2004

Sexual Frustration

When your not getting any from your girlfriend/boyfriend which makes u pissed off

Yo im not gettin any booty from my girl I'm about to cut her ass

by Mike December 9, 2003

yins

Western Pennsylvania slang for "You all"

Yins guys wanna' go down n' watch dem stillers play? Den we'll eat n'at

by Mike November 5, 2003