mike's definitions

shibbs

a friend i know that broke up with an amueture porn star and eats 5 ound hot dogs that spray white juices into his eyes(he enjoys this).His favoritecolor is shit green and his favorite foods are super shit sundays and banana splits with whip cream.He loves to talk about his sex adventures of lemiwinks and the gay midget sex he has been waiting for all his life...

that gay guy on socom who named his character shibbs

by mike December 5, 2004

Deano destructor

the braking of someones glasses into their eyes through a punch.

the deano destructors gonna make u blind

by mike April 20, 2005

mad dickin

When you're getting mad dicked, a broad is checking out your package. She is staring you down because she wants your cock (aka: dick).

That bitch was mad dickin me yo!

by Mike December 30, 2004

parsa

the coolest girl ever, with booty too.

Damn, that chick was parsa!

by Mike June 26, 2004

Conan O'Brien

The Johnny Carson of modern times. Conan really came into his own after his second banana, Andy Richter, left the show in the late 90s. O'Brien recieved the high honor of being the replacement to Jay Leno at the end of the decade. Famous characters from his show include Triumph the insult comedy dog and the masturbating bear.

"Right now its time to look....into the future!"
"The future Conan?"
"Yes that's right (enter guest's name here)! Its time to look all the way....to the year 2000!"

by Mike July 20, 2008

Mod

Term first used in the 60's To describe anyone who rides Vespa/Lambretta/Piaggio scooters
But today describes a Modern fashion victim, kind of nerdy metrosexual who is Deeply influenced by
the 1960's music,style and attitudes.Often found at Scooter Rallies, coffie shops.
Don't be suprised if they listen to radio head, weazer, or Oasis...

I just saw some fucking MOD kid run over an old ladies foot with his Vespa at the local starbucks...\
What a dick...

by Mike April 14, 2005

cracked out

adj., adv.

Referring to a physical and/or mental state of extreme exhaustion, generally coupled with any form of substance abuse (ganja, beer, or crack, of course).

I stayed up all night cracked out on ritalin and caffeine pills.

by Mike January 19, 2003