mike's definitions

A-cup

Woman with little to no breasts

"DAMN NIGGA! Look at da hoe! She got smalla A-cups den me!!"
"Shiit"

by Mike October 29, 2003

Mushroom Tattoo

Whipping your cock against ones' face extrememly hard to leave a mushroom tattoo.

Look at that huge Mushroom Tattoo on Su's face left by Toran.

by Mike February 4, 2004

Bam Margera

A kid who started out his carreer doing a show called jackass, which was a big hit show on MTV. The jackass ordeal ended with Jackass:the movie. During that time he got a sponcership by Element Skateboards and started making his own boards, clothing, and other skating things. He was also sponcered by destructo, adio, and other companys. He ended up making his second show on mtv called Viva la Bam, where he messes with his parents April Margera and Phil Margera plus his messed up uncle Don Vito. He is currently filming his 2ed season of viva la bam.

Did you see when bam fliped don vitos car on viva la bam and the don vito came out and said "Butkhffcnodhfoi djsjkfhewio dhiufhkeh Datz not howya flip a car! Dubalhfei u guyre assholes!"

by Mike July 13, 2004

fibber

One who is from Illinois (stands for F*cking Illinois Bastard

The fibber drove really fast up in Wisconsin

by mike January 18, 2005

rice wing

A very large spoiler mounted to the trunk/hatch of a rice rocket. Such wings are commonly furnished due to the insufficient size of the so called riceboys penis. Rice wings are occasionally positioned upside down in an attempt to be original, however achieving the status of ignoramus.

Materials most often used are fiberglass or aluminum. Virtually any form or material will have a negative result on most all rice rockets.

That stupid rice boy's rice wing flew off and hit that old lady on the side walk.

by Mike May 23, 2003

Bizzlenatch

another word for bitch

yo bizzlenatch get me some water

by Mike November 29, 2003

george w bush

The recent scapegoat that ignorant Americans blame for the worlds faults, as if those problems didn't exist before 2000.

Dude 1: Shit dude, I know I failed that test.
Dude 2: Don't worry, just tell the prof that George Bush is dumb and made the test too hard.
LATER
Dude 1: Hey Dr. Smith, Bush made that test...
Prof: {SLAP!!!}

by Mike May 3, 2005