mike's definitions

Emotions

Emotions is the word for dumbasses who can't spell emoticons.

Link: You emotion stealer
Mike: You dumbass

by Mike February 12, 2005

like

a word used in sted of uhh that was stared with the movie Valley Girl

Like, oh my God!

by Mike January 4, 2004

HellIfIknow

When you mix Elephant and a Rhino

What do you call a Elephant and Rhino mixed? HellIFIKnow?

by Mike January 21, 2005

Chail

Our leader Shil, Sung Bung. This is the warcry version of the name. It is used during raids on POW/Rap camps on our island, as well as when our forces are surrounded and our leader Don Hock leads us to victory... or defeat.

1. Chail!
2. Chail is our greatest Leader!
3Forrward comrades... for Chail! Chail!

by Mike November 2, 2004

cradle of filth

Possibly the WORST band in existance.They are NOT black metal and are NOT underground.In fact,they are very very trendy.If you like Slipknot,Mudvayne,and ICP.Chances are you like Cradle of Filth.

If you honestly think theyre black metal listen to some Venom,Emperor,Mayhem,and

If you honestly think theyre black metal listen to some Venom,Emperor,Mayhem,and Dissection

by Mike February 9, 2005

Yokozuna

1: Grand Champion

2: A Samoan wrestler from the 1990's who was made out to be a Japanese Sumo wrestler.

3: To put your bare-ass on an unexpected victim's face while he/she is out of it.

In Japan, best sumo wrestler is called the Yokozuna.

Yokozuna was so fat at one point when he broke his leg, a forlift had to carry him out.

The Man Show originated the Yokozuna with Jimmy Kimmel's cousin Sal.

by Mike September 6, 2005

Waffle

Large sagarajic ring from a gumball machine

Get that damn waffle away from me biznatch!

by Mike February 5, 2004