mike's definitions

bytfu

Acronym for "beat you the fuck up"

Only said when chatting on the internet, since if you said "B-Y-T-F-U" in person youd probably get beat the fuck up.

In caht room
XJohnyX: Hey dude, i slept with ur mom last night
Nerdwhosequeer: thats suptomically incorrect due to the stars positioning and the graphic displacement of the sun in duirect alignment of the moon
UncleJessie: hey f*cking nerd!if you dont stop talking like a nerd, I'll bytfu!!

by Mike February 8, 2004

linoogle

to google something for linux.
go use google.com/linux

I told him to linoogle rm -f / before doing it

by mike October 9, 2004

The Spa-Cheemi Chin

When a male sits on a female's face, she licks his balls while he grinds his butthole on the point of her chin, leaving her with a mini-goatee.

Last night I gave your mom a Spa-Cheemi Chin !!

by Mike March 23, 2005

smasher

when you poop in the shower and smash it down the drain with your foot

hey bob, I'll bet your a smasher

by mike October 13, 2003

The Boss

Bruce Springsteen

The Boss is the best musician of all time.

by Mike October 29, 2003

nob gobbler

one ugly dick sucker

looks like a gobblen and suck nobs

by mike May 20, 2004

tripin

to be high on ACID

that was a good tripin

by mike December 1, 2003