mike's definitions

meek

meek is a retarted way of saying mike or m33k is another way to spell it if your a tard ass

hi meek, meek is that u meek? meeee-eeek.

by mike November 11, 2004

Trinity

1) Stuntwoman/dancer/wrestler trained by Mikey Whipwreck.
2) Neo's love interest in the Matrix movie series

1) Trinity has no T&A but yet she wrestles for NWA:TNA.
2) Neo is pussy whipped by his girlfriend Trinity.

by Mike July 2, 2005

Douv

A person that is too hood.

Peopl are often afraid to approach this individual because he is so hood.

Yo that drug dealer is way douv, he might shank you.

by Mike May 13, 2005

sunland

a shithole where birds live

im not picking up meyer, he lives in that craptown, sunland, and hes gay

by mike December 25, 2004

Hurt Load

A hurt load is a fuckin hurtin fuck load of shit piled up neatly ready to be jumped on by some gay ass mother fucker. Only 2 second year old babies are able to jump onto a hurt load because of theyre supernatural hurtin fuck load powers.

person 1: dude!!!! that fuckin little hurtin fuck loads gonna jump into that big mother fuckin hurt load!

Person 2: yo dawg...his shit be fucked...

by mike April 21, 2004

Schwabble

N Too much teeth during fallacio or the damage afterwords

That girl gave me too much schwabble

by Mike October 29, 2003

f4 illustrator

gun that killed the dinasours; can go through a stampede of elephants with ease; more powerfull than anything; made of a special aloy; burly; not intended for actual usage.

look at that semi truck pull that f4..it can't, oh my god its an f4, f4 "vs" the world= end of the world,

by mike March 4, 2005