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M.O.S.

man of steel (or 'men')

the 'macho man' who has huge pain tolerance, physically OR emotionally!; ESPECIALLY WHEN DRUNK!!
jack was a true M.O.S.!! he took on some killer bikers and got seriously thrashed, but bounced back like a turd that wouldn't flush!

he didn't know what he was in for challenging those M.O.S.

the special op M.O.S. kept on shooting after losing part of a leg, until he keeled over from blood loss!
by michael foolsley February 12, 2010
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reptilian

looking somewhat like a reptile

acting somewhat like a reptile

being a reptile
once the acid kicked in, all the pick-up bar patrons looked like reptiles; i had to swiftly vamoose!
she had a reptilian face
the insurance man had a reptilian 'bedside manner'!
by michael foolsley February 12, 2010
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legion of tubing flooders

entering the pick-up bar, i realized the legion of tubing flooders was having a convention!
the legion of tubing flooders were all over those women!
john had a party, but it was dominated by the legion of tubing flooders!
by michael foolsley February 12, 2010
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piggyback fees

when purchasing a ticket for just about anything, one can NEVER pay a 'flat', all 'inclusive fee'...!!

-there always are "handling" charges, 'special' charges, table reservation charges, air-usage charges, parking charges, etc!! (-you get it!) pumping up the initial charge, so one has to 'choke-up' more money -ie:getting "nickled and dimed" to death! (the american way!!)

this is a form of 'bait and switch' as one thinks they're going to 'get sex' for a certain price, but the price just keeps rising!!

-why not just pump another twenty dollars on the ticket price to begin with?? -i guess a 'flat' charge is just too frightening here in america!, where everything MUST exist under a cloud of bullshit!!
did you get mike foolsley tickets? -yeah the price is reasonable, but the piggyback fees will eat your ass up!!
just me and the piggyback fees in a dark alley, me with a shotgun!
by michael foolsley February 15, 2010
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M.S.T.

money spending therapy!!

the glorious moment when one can 'cut loose' from 'saving' and 'shop' some magic item. -like the day your dad took you to the bicycle shop to get that new red bicycle! (OR guitar store/guitar) -when money can be used for a 'fun' item or 'toy'!!
i've been eating this bird seed all week, tonight i'm going for some M.S.T. and getting me some sushi!!

i'm tired of using these cheap 'prophos' i'm going to walk on the wild side and M.S.T. me some FOUREX!!

i'm going to M.S.T. me some Chateau Rothschild tonight instead of this wild irish rose!!
by michael foolsley April 2, 2010
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grabby

clothing that pulls, binds, or constricts in one or more spots because you are a fat slob (me!)
i was going to wear my mcfoolsley's tavern 't' shirt but i've had too many shit-sandwiches and beer, and its' gotten too grabby!

bought a swingin' 't' shirt, but it was cut too grabby in the neck!!

got to jettison some weight! half my 'doo-doo' has gotten too grabby!!!
by michael foolsley April 3, 2010
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magnificent hair

extremely long hair on a female, well beyond the shoulders!

this sometimes serves as 'bait' for the male, then; after the couple has 'paired up', and their partnership becomes more 'businesslike', the "magnificent hair" is replaced with the super-short 'pixie-look'. the logic behind this is, "it takes less time to maintain"!?

this development is a sorrowful one!!, -the more creative mind/s have been known to figure at least one way to incorporate the "magnificent hair" into the sex act as well!!
that is the most magnificent hair i have seen in a good while!! (response) -truly! -the mind wanders......!
she got her law degree, then pixified her long, magnificent hair!
she wasn't the most attractive of females, but had long magnificent hair!!
once dan and judy began industrial reproduction, it was time for judy to 'dump' and pixify her long, magnificent silky hair!!
by michael foolsley February 19, 2010
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