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non-recyclable garbage -refuse that recylers don't want/won't take for various reasons (like 'hardware' or 'software' in garbage language)
i keep one can for hard bage, and one for soft
time to de-bage (take out "trash") wheres' my hard bage can?
got me lots of hard bage
time to de-bage (take out "trash") wheres' my hard bage can?
got me lots of hard bage
by michael foolsley December 19, 2009
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he had some seriously darling buds
i think the darling buds rock band is dead
he had some seriously darling buds
i think the darling buds rock band is dead
by michael foolsley January 4, 2010
Get the darling buds mug.severe slang for a human. -reducing a human and his/her sex parts down to 'a piece of meat' does seem slightly criminal,
but this is of little significance when/while 'shopping' at the "pick-up bar" for a nice piece of warm 'meat'!!
-emts have been known to refer to 'road kill' or 'fresh meat'!
a friends' wife got 'hot' when i used this term, i DO use it with males as much as females! -the sad part is the usage at all!!!
ie: rendering a 'cherished' human to something seen hanging in a stockyard. (any "Freddies" in the house??)
but this is of little significance when/while 'shopping' at the "pick-up bar" for a nice piece of warm 'meat'!!
-emts have been known to refer to 'road kill' or 'fresh meat'!
a friends' wife got 'hot' when i used this term, i DO use it with males as much as females! -the sad part is the usage at all!!!
ie: rendering a 'cherished' human to something seen hanging in a stockyard. (any "Freddies" in the house??)
joshua spotted a nice piece of meat, but it was a poor 'cut'
jill was shopping a nice pork roast, but ended up with 'mad cow'!!
he worked out and knew he was a filet mignon!, almost too good to pump!
they were hammering each other like a 'butcher'! they ended up two tenderized pieces of meat!!
jill was shopping a nice pork roast, but ended up with 'mad cow'!!
he worked out and knew he was a filet mignon!, almost too good to pump!
they were hammering each other like a 'butcher'! they ended up two tenderized pieces of meat!!
by michael foolsley February 1, 2010
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a pussy washer is a BEAUTIFUL thing! , lesser 'deforestation' after 'birthing ' a big old FLOP! , and having to use half a roll of "terlit piper" to clean perhaps 75% of the I.A. (irritated asshole) producing 'waste'
just blew a messy "flop" ! , i'd better jump on the pussy washer !
here in , 'merca WE wouldn't be caught DEAD on a pussy washer!
a pussy washer is a BEAUTIFUL thing! , lesser 'deforestation' after 'birthing ' a big old FLOP! , and having to use half a roll of "terlit piper" to clean perhaps 75% of the I.A. (irritated asshole) producing 'waste'
just blew a messy "flop" ! , i'd better jump on the pussy washer !
here in , 'merca WE wouldn't be caught DEAD on a pussy washer!
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i'm going to park tocks and dung down, -then 'not publish' any more michael foolsleyisms!!
i'm going to park tocks and dung down, -then 'not publish' any more michael foolsleyisms!!
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