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response to discourse on cunnilingus from darker complected male.
-this USED to be the prevailing attitude of MANY african derived males. in recent years, the value of this (cunnilingus) has become more appreciated as an adjunct
compared to the sole application (and value) of the ramming penis!?. -many women simply do not "get off" from penile stimulation...
it has become MOST DEFINITELY valuable in exchange for the male "blow"...the "setting off" of a woman can NEVER be a bad (or "wrong") thing!!.
after years of encountering this sentiment, (that shit wrong, boy!) it was a breath of fresh air when i heard a black guy telling me, "my women NEVER leave man!", i said why? he just 'slurped' his tongue and lips...i started laughing like HELL!!
-this USED to be the prevailing attitude of MANY african derived males. in recent years, the value of this (cunnilingus) has become more appreciated as an adjunct
compared to the sole application (and value) of the ramming penis!?. -many women simply do not "get off" from penile stimulation...
it has become MOST DEFINITELY valuable in exchange for the male "blow"...the "setting off" of a woman can NEVER be a bad (or "wrong") thing!!.
after years of encountering this sentiment, (that shit wrong, boy!) it was a breath of fresh air when i heard a black guy telling me, "my women NEVER leave man!", i said why? he just 'slurped' his tongue and lips...i started laughing like HELL!!
la teesha will do anything i want!! -whys' that, main?? (slurp,slurp!!) -response: that shit wrong, boy!
that shit wrong! is WRONG!, boy!!
that shit wrong! is WRONG!, boy!!
by michael foolsley March 21, 2011
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a pussy washer is a BEAUTIFUL thing! , lesser 'deforestation' after 'birthing ' a big old FLOP! , and having to use half a roll of "terlit piper" to clean perhaps 75% of the I.A. (irritated asshole) producing 'waste'
just blew a messy "flop" ! , i'd better jump on the pussy washer !
here in , 'merca WE wouldn't be caught DEAD on a pussy washer!
a pussy washer is a BEAUTIFUL thing! , lesser 'deforestation' after 'birthing ' a big old FLOP! , and having to use half a roll of "terlit piper" to clean perhaps 75% of the I.A. (irritated asshole) producing 'waste'
just blew a messy "flop" ! , i'd better jump on the pussy washer !
here in , 'merca WE wouldn't be caught DEAD on a pussy washer!
by michael foolsley April 29, 2021
Get the pussy washer mug.severe slang for a human. -reducing a human and his/her sex parts down to 'a piece of meat' does seem slightly criminal,
but this is of little significance when/while 'shopping' at the "pick-up bar" for a nice piece of warm 'meat'!!
-emts have been known to refer to 'road kill' or 'fresh meat'!
a friends' wife got 'hot' when i used this term, i DO use it with males as much as females! -the sad part is the usage at all!!!
ie: rendering a 'cherished' human to something seen hanging in a stockyard. (any "Freddies" in the house??)
but this is of little significance when/while 'shopping' at the "pick-up bar" for a nice piece of warm 'meat'!!
-emts have been known to refer to 'road kill' or 'fresh meat'!
a friends' wife got 'hot' when i used this term, i DO use it with males as much as females! -the sad part is the usage at all!!!
ie: rendering a 'cherished' human to something seen hanging in a stockyard. (any "Freddies" in the house??)
joshua spotted a nice piece of meat, but it was a poor 'cut'
jill was shopping a nice pork roast, but ended up with 'mad cow'!!
he worked out and knew he was a filet mignon!, almost too good to pump!
they were hammering each other like a 'butcher'! they ended up two tenderized pieces of meat!!
jill was shopping a nice pork roast, but ended up with 'mad cow'!!
he worked out and knew he was a filet mignon!, almost too good to pump!
they were hammering each other like a 'butcher'! they ended up two tenderized pieces of meat!!
by michael foolsley February 1, 2010
Get the piece of meat mug.someone had non-disposable sex; a quality tumble, got wickedly 'set on fire', or otherwise 'came' with vigor!
a 'treatment' administered and/or received with intensity and vigor!
a 'treatment' administered and/or received with intensity and vigor!
judy and i had a righteous tumble!!
she savagely fucked me, it was a quality tumble!!
the bed was smoking for a while, due to a righteous tumble!
she savagely fucked me, it was a quality tumble!!
the bed was smoking for a while, due to a righteous tumble!
by michael foolsley January 10, 2010
Get the righteous tumble mug.the concept of people leaving one church where they find the doctrine hard to swallow, for another; whose doctrine is more palatable. this was common back when i was a young punk, in the 60's
by michael foolsley December 1, 2009
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the idea that a 'truth' might currently be being dispensed, but YOU are too preoccupied, (or too "smart") to absorb it at this particular 'juncture'. you MAY (or may not!) be able to view it from another position sometime in the future, in a different light. (anti-'pot' people??, 'case-hardened' conservatives??)
the idea that a 'truth' might currently be being dispensed, but YOU are too preoccupied, (or too "smart") to absorb it at this particular 'juncture'. you MAY (or may not!) be able to view it from another position sometime in the future, in a different light. (anti-'pot' people??, 'case-hardened' conservatives??)
this life is a double-edged sword!! alcohol isn't that great on the frustration/s!! pass me that gage and hear me now, believe me later!! -i need my "medicinal" marijuana!!
by michael foolsley December 25, 2009
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