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lost her kite

visible tampon string on the nude beach
shes' lost her kite!
by michael foolsley January 14, 2010
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precious metal

an engagement/wedding ring

'special' metals worn on the hand, denoting the 'marking' of ones' (poss. same sex, NOW!!) 'territory'!!
jack was getting some special signals from jen, when he noticed precious metal on her finger.

jane went into the bar after removing her precious metal.

he tried to wow her with precious metal, but got the "bums' rush"
by michael foolsley October 30, 2012
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hartz mountain diet

avoiding food/s that 'whistle' for the BULK ! (FAT) , also can be used for vegetarian diets
ie: eating 'bird seed' !!
john: judy got her perky butt back ! gleason: she's on the hartz mountain diet !!

the hartz mountain diet helps scare off the 'BULK' !!

janine had too many "DUNG WRAPS" , and went on the hartz mountain diet !!
by michael foolsley December 9, 2023
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darling buds

nipples, really nice marijuana buds, an ancient rock band
she has some darling buds

he had some seriously darling buds

i think the darling buds rock band is dead
by michael foolsley January 4, 2010
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hard bage

non-recyclable garbage -refuse that recylers don't want/won't take for various reasons (like 'hardware' or 'software' in garbage language)
i keep one can for hard bage, and one for soft

time to de-bage (take out "trash") wheres' my hard bage can?

got me lots of hard bage
by michael foolsley December 19, 2009
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'taste'

getting a shot of sex no matter what participants, sex combo (etc) or sex style is involved!!
it became clear john was going to get a 'taste' that night

the two humans connected, and soon, each were swapping a 'taste'

(name) & (name) finished their bargaining, and it was time for a 'taste'!!
by michael foolsley January 13, 2010
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thanksmas

the holiday that begins around halloween, and continues on till the end of the year. -it is made up of two phases, the first phase is devoted to more earthly pursuits, while the second revolves around the more spiritual. the second phase now has morphed from worship of a deity and the spiritual, to worship of currency and earthly goods.
when i hear sleigh bells in mid-october and the advertisers are salivating. i know its' time to celebrate the glory that is thanksmas!
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
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