michael foolsley's definitions

gommet

garmet, jacket, clothing (use of the 'r' pronounced as 'ah' style of speech)

i'm going to the cleaners to get my 'gommet'

the escort removed her gommet

by michael foolsley December 5, 2009

human sieve

human (USUALLY women!) having to pee constantly! slowing down the 'show' to occupy a 'bowl'!!

wheres' t'neequa? -cuttin' her a piss! -that bitch is a human sieve!!

that judy is a human sieve!

by michael foolsley July 13, 2011

titillate your parts

(OR; titillate ONES' parts!!)

as in orgasm, or extreme pleasure of the senses!!

extreme joy!!, possibly extending to ones' "prime parts"!!

that godiva chocolate will titillate your parts!

SEE if i can't titillate your parts!!

that special food item might titillate ones' parts!!

having a 'boner'/getting 'moist' over a NOUN

by michael foolsley November 1, 2011

myanmar shave

now that 'Burma' is now known as myanmar, i'm assuming burma shave will have to become myanmar shave!

burma shave was (is?) a brand of 'canned' pre-mixed shave cream. -supposedly, this stuff was 'resurrected' in 1997

going to get me some of that myanmar shave! -then i can get the women; AND the job!!

shaving with myanmar shave will help me GET OFF!!

by michael foolsley April 30, 2011

babys head

a turd emerging into outside air

i made it to the bowl just as the babys head came out

i blew one and felt the babys head

by michael foolsley December 10, 2009

advanced cretinism

study and science of a people sociologically, grammatically, linguistically, and/or spiritually "challenged"; specializing on those who are out and out ignorant. ie; those not caring whether they are "smart", or even worse; those who are sure they are! (science of the not so fully developed brain!)

why do you like to speak like a fucking redneck john? -didn't you know? i mastered in advanced cretinism!! -oh, sorry!!

they say ignorance is bliss, and truth is pain, in my studies of advanced cretinism, many would scoff at this notion.

one of my books on advanced cretinism has been NOT PUBLISHED!!

by michael foolsley February 8, 2010

son of husky

"relaxed fit" -'husky' was the designation for male plus sizes in the 60s

ate too many cheetos and chug-a-lugged too much beer, went pants shopping and had to get son of husky

"relaxed fit" is the bastard son of husky

by michael foolsley April 15, 2011