michael foolsley's definitions
VEGGERS IGNORE!!!!!!!! -legendary hamburger created by one east coast chain, (top's) then absorbed by another (gino's) mid-70's
-when you couldn't get sex, and needed some food after an extended hop-up session, this hamburger was BETTER THAN SEX!!
-this burger allegedly actually had "sirloin" in it!! whatever it had, nothing as dreamy, sexy, and delicious has existed since; fast food wise!! SIRLOINER, R.I.P!!
-when you couldn't get sex, and needed some food after an extended hop-up session, this hamburger was BETTER THAN SEX!!
-this burger allegedly actually had "sirloin" in it!! whatever it had, nothing as dreamy, sexy, and delicious has existed since; fast food wise!! SIRLOINER, R.I.P!!
-got all fucked-up then went to gino's and got me a sirloiner!! my stomach went into orgiastic spasms!!
they chased off the sirloiner!! -guess its' back to 'turds on a roll'!!!
they chased off the sirloiner!! -guess its' back to 'turds on a roll'!!!
by michael foolsley December 19, 2009
Get the sirloinermug. by michael foolsley October 16, 2021
Get the gone trianglemug. the penis, especially when ejaculating. release of some hot, sticky, 'mucilage' sometimes resulting in the eventual appearance of an uninvited 'guest'!
can you come over on thursday? (response:) i guess so, i'll just be playing with my hot glue gun!
made a 'mess' with my hot glue gun, and down the road two became three!!
made a 'mess' with my hot glue gun, and down the road two became three!!
by michael foolsley May 12, 2014
Get the hot glue gunmug. need for defecation, have a shit, 'take' a shit, potential movement of the bowels, preg-o-not, one being "full of shit"
-be right back! i'm plump with lump!!
his theories were plump with lump
my 'propho' burst and jane ended up plump with lump
YOU'RE a LIAR jay!!, you're TRULY plump with lump!!
his theories were plump with lump
my 'propho' burst and jane ended up plump with lump
YOU'RE a LIAR jay!!, you're TRULY plump with lump!!
by michael foolsley October 28, 2013
Get the plump with lumpmug. re: bill paying! -a soft month would be a month when the payments are a bit 'light'...-no quarterly payments or 'forgotten', or unexpected charges, like doctor co-pay, insurance, taxes, speeding ticket, e.t.c.
i did my bills, but it was a soft month, without any extra 'sting'
-had a soft month this month!, -next month, the whole world will probably need money...
-had a soft month this month!, -next month, the whole world will probably need money...
by michael foolsley July 27, 2010
Get the soft monthmug. damn!, lunch time already, ah'm gone get me a shit sammich, ultra gulp and a bag of air!
methinks i shall procure a bag of air to complement my 'turd on a roll'
methinks i shall procure a bag of air to complement my 'turd on a roll'
by michael foolsley May 17, 2011
Get the bag of airmug. a 'floating' mode of transportation powered by magnetism conceived by chester gould, creator of the (ancient) dick tracy comic strip.
i remain somewhat disappointed i never got my "flying car"!! -in the 60s', technology was becoming so awesome, one believed "the sky was the limit", -and it wasn't....!!
if we can land on the moon, where is this type technology?
and while we're at it, how about a virtual reality android/cyborg to "take one off", too!? men AND women would probably be thrilled to dispense with one another!!!!
i remain somewhat disappointed i never got my "flying car"!! -in the 60s', technology was becoming so awesome, one believed "the sky was the limit", -and it wasn't....!!
if we can land on the moon, where is this type technology?
and while we're at it, how about a virtual reality android/cyborg to "take one off", too!? men AND women would probably be thrilled to dispense with one another!!!!
he was crusin' for a bruisin' in his magnetic air car!
-used magnetic air cars over at tony's, for only 100 cesium-23 discs!!
i designed a magnetic air car, but was 'smoked' by the "big three"
-used magnetic air cars over at tony's, for only 100 cesium-23 discs!!
i designed a magnetic air car, but was 'smoked' by the "big three"
by michael foolsley November 13, 2011
Get the magnetic air carmug.