michael foolsley's definitions

crotch glue

assorted body fluid/s PRIMARILY male ejaculate/s!!

my very first encounter with crotch glue was discovering a discarded "girly"/porn 'mag' with the pages stuck together right at the best part!, i was like; WTF??

as the years rolled by, this innocent 'vision' was eventually replaced by 'the truth'!!

jake was only too happy to 'make sticky' with dana, as crotch glue 'leapt' out of his 'crank'!!

her/his "foundation garmets" were soiled with/by crotch glue!!

crotch glue was everywhere in the room, detective collins quickly put on rubber gloves.

by michael foolsley February 21, 2013

ocular geology

removal of the hard crusty material/s that collect around the eye, commonly known as "sleep"

had to spend some ocular geology time this am

the rocks around my eyes would tire even the most hardy ocular geologist this morning!

by michael foolsley February 23, 2010

my guts are churning!

a serious warning sign one had better get near a toilet!!
some unpleasant foreign materials are planning on visiting, moving rapidly; with EXTREME VIGOR!! -i.e: EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA, the 'SHITS', etc.

thats' all well and good, mom; but... -(mom:) where you going, sam?? MY GUTS ARE CHURNING!

by michael foolsley June 4, 2011

treasures

sexual parts of a human for commerce or pleasure

her/his treasures were to die for

by michael foolsley November 26, 2009

bicycle panic

a driver who is scared to get any closer to a bicyclist than about 10 feet

that white car is in a bicycle panic

by michael foolsley November 23, 2009

show me yours i'll show you mine

younger humans getting/giving a personal show of their 'treasures'...something to make the most liberal parent 'squirm'

we were playing show me yours i'll show you mine; in an abandoned shotgun shack.

by michael foolsley December 2, 2009

basketball tits

HUGE mammary glands that are as wide as they are high!
glands that are repulsively attractive, and candidates for reduction surgery or a wheelbarrow!...(especially late in life!)

those basketball tits must have a "braw" made of 'hardware cloth' or chicken wire!!

those basketball tits must be hard to 'harness'!!

by michael foolsley December 31, 2009