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sirloiner

VEGGERS IGNORE!!!!!!!! -legendary hamburger created by one east coast chain, (top's) then absorbed by another (gino's) mid-70's

-when you couldn't get sex, and needed some food after an extended hop-up session, this hamburger was BETTER THAN SEX!!

-this burger allegedly actually had "sirloin" in it!! whatever it had, nothing as dreamy, sexy, and delicious has existed since; fast food wise!! SIRLOINER, R.I.P!!
-got all fucked-up then went to gino's and got me a sirloiner!! my stomach went into orgiastic spasms!!

they chased off the sirloiner!! -guess its' back to 'turds on a roll'!!!
by michael foolsley December 19, 2009
mugGet the sirloinermug.

gone triangle

have you seen jane lately ? no! , i heard she's gone triangle
by michael foolsley October 16, 2021
mugGet the gone trianglemug.

hot glue gun

the penis, especially when ejaculating. release of some hot, sticky, 'mucilage' sometimes resulting in the eventual appearance of an uninvited 'guest'!
can you come over on thursday? (response:) i guess so, i'll just be playing with my hot glue gun!

made a 'mess' with my hot glue gun, and down the road two became three!!
by michael foolsley May 12, 2014
mugGet the hot glue gunmug.

plump with lump

need for defecation, have a shit, 'take' a shit, potential movement of the bowels, preg-o-not, one being "full of shit"
-be right back! i'm plump with lump!!

his theories were plump with lump

my 'propho' burst and jane ended up plump with lump

YOU'RE a LIAR jay!!, you're TRULY plump with lump!!
by michael foolsley October 28, 2013
mugGet the plump with lumpmug.

soft month

re: bill paying! -a soft month would be a month when the payments are a bit 'light'...-no quarterly payments or 'forgotten', or unexpected charges, like doctor co-pay, insurance, taxes, speeding ticket, e.t.c.
i did my bills, but it was a soft month, without any extra 'sting'

-had a soft month this month!, -next month, the whole world will probably need money...
by michael foolsley July 27, 2010
mugGet the soft monthmug.

bag of air

damn!, lunch time already, ah'm gone get me a shit sammich, ultra gulp and a bag of air!

methinks i shall procure a bag of air to complement my 'turd on a roll'
by michael foolsley May 17, 2011
mugGet the bag of airmug.

magnetic air car

a 'floating' mode of transportation powered by magnetism conceived by chester gould, creator of the (ancient) dick tracy comic strip.

i remain somewhat disappointed i never got my "flying car"!! -in the 60s', technology was becoming so awesome, one believed "the sky was the limit", -and it wasn't....!!

if we can land on the moon, where is this type technology?
and while we're at it, how about a virtual reality android/cyborg to "take one off", too!? men AND women would probably be thrilled to dispense with one another!!!!
he was crusin' for a bruisin' in his magnetic air car!

-used magnetic air cars over at tony's, for only 100 cesium-23 discs!!

i designed a magnetic air car, but was 'smoked' by the "big three"
by michael foolsley November 13, 2011
mugGet the magnetic air carmug.

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