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mike foolsley

john doe type of name for business when you can't remember the business name, it isn't important, is obvious, or simply doesn't matter. (or you don't give a shit)
mike foolsley ford, mike foolsleys, foolsley's, etc

where'd you eat last night dude? me an jan went down the street to foolsley's
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
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sonic mask

a term for sound engineers, e.t.c. to use. could also be perceived as 'din'.

a situation when sound is not clear, but 'masked' by colliding close similar frequencies, e.t.c. (too many same guitars, friends!!) or other phenomena creating a sound distortion where 'pure' tones are altered and/or masked.

second and/or third generation recordings can create a perfect example of same. ie; loss of clarity, info. seems 'lost in background'
i went to the rave-up, but my bass got lost in the sonic mask!

had to re-record from the source because of damning sonic mask!

it was so humid at the outdoor venue all the sound which normally was crystal clear, got lost in a sonic mask
by michael foolsley August 11, 2010
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son of husky

"relaxed fit" -'husky' was the designation for male plus sizes in the 60s
ate too many cheetos and chug-a-lugged too much beer, went pants shopping and had to get son of husky

"relaxed fit" is the bastard son of husky
by michael foolsley April 15, 2011
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soak up my mucilage

management, containment, and possible/probable processing of male ejaculate. visualization of the ejaculate as a form of gooey glue. assigning ejaculate a (possible or potential) working task.
i'm going to 'let go' in this sock, so it can soak up my mucilage!

john thought, 'i need something (someone) to soak up my mucilage!'

i'm poor, and a slave now!; having let someone soak up and process my mucilage!
by michael foolsley April 8, 2011
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take one on

(1) get hired -either 'him' or 'her', ie: take her/him on

(2) acceptance as sex partner, "lover", business partner
jim mcfoolsis the employer, didn't think he needed to take a human on, but had to take one on anyway

kate convinced the candy store owner to take her on

mark got the green light from carrie, that she would take him on
by michael foolsley December 22, 2009
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confessional

i was gettin' real in the confessional, when i let loose a mighty load
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
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went pale

lack of color -never an indication of a healthy situation.
that program made my computer mad and it went pale, i'm going to have to reboot that bitch!

steve went pale because of hypothermia

ace caught 'the' cancer and went pale
by michael foolsley March 11, 2010
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