305 definitions by michael

Shreaded up toliet paper placed in the upper part of the toliet,enough to make it higher then the water level, and topped off with a shit log(or two)
The residents of 76 were shocked when they discovered that their toliet had become a Temple of Doom
by Michael February 09, 2005

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Someone more concerned with their car looking fast than it actually going fast. Also applies to computers.
He put his Pentium II in a brand new neon case with clear side panels, like that's going to make it any less ghetto. What a riceboy loser!
by Michael June 03, 2004

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To be equally facile with either hand.
My brother is a freak. He can eat noodles using chopsticks with both hands. He says he's ambidextrous.
by michael November 09, 2003

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exclm; used in times of great excitement; to express a stage of extreme excitement; often used instead of "yes!" "saweet!""awesome", etc.;
Kid 1: "What are we doing tonight?"

Kid 2: "Getting high on Vlad."

Kid 1: "Woot!"
by Michael March 03, 2005

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The sound one makes by placing his or her face in cleavage and shaking their face back and forth while exhaling creating a "brrrrrrp rrrrp rrrrp rrrrp" sound.
The hummer she gave me was so good, I gave her a speedboat as my way of saying thanks.
by Michael October 20, 2005

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Brilliantly funny, long-running British website for gaming geeks. One of the few beacons of light in this dark age of...well...dull gaming websites.
I went to UK Resistance today and nearly choked on my benadryl.
by Michael April 09, 2005

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A voluntary unpaid police officer with all the same powers as a regular police constable.
Michael - a special constable
by Michael November 29, 2004

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