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hobo stove

A hobo stove is a style of improvised heat-producing and cooking device frequently used by hobos, tramps, bums, the homeless, and backpackers. It is constructed out of a discarded can or tin of any size by removing the top of the can, punching a number of holes near the upper edge, and punching corresponding holes in the opposite base. Fuel is placed in the can an ignited. Convection draws air in through the bottom holes and expels smoke from the top holes. Improved heating is encouraged by placing the bottom holes facing the wind. Food preparation is often performed on the top of the stove on a cooking surface that also acts as a lid, however many variations exist where cooking is performed on the inverted base of the can.

The main benefit of the hobo stove is its ease of construction and versatility. The stove itself can be constructed out of nearly anything; paint cans, food tins, buckets, and large drums being most often put to that purpose. Further flexibility lies in the fact that anything combustible can be used as a fuel source.
At the hobo meeting grounds, hobo stoves were spread out as far as the eye could see.
by Michael June 14, 2006
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poop shuggit

a small Chunk of human feces

originally used by 10 year old lithuanian-americans.
Jim was being a poop shuggit so we curb stomped his ass.
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Zelnar Destroyer of Dreams

Zelnar destroyer of dreams--the name of a penis currently residing in Arizona, and destroyer of most dreams.
No, I am sorry you may not look at Zelnar Destroyer of Dreams.
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green apples squrits

I ate that old whip cream and it gave me the green apples.
I had the green apple squrits i didnt make it to the the rest room so i shit in the bed.
by michael October 27, 2003
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BastardBitch

A term of endearment usually referring to another person.
Hey BastardBitch! How are you doing?
by Michael November 20, 2003
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draun

Crazy; fucked up, out of this world. Born in the streets of philly.
this guy is draun.

They is draun, cuz
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Poopdiculitus

The result of anal sex (giving, not receiving).
I have a severe case of poopdiculitus after having fucked James in the ass.
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