michael's definitions

Invalidcookie

invalidcookie is something that is Annoying and sometimes helpful to otheres around him/her he can be Friendly in part of the day, and an asshole at other times of the day.

Hacker Hans Gruber , Invalidcookie , invalid , cookie , Worthless , shithead

by Michael February 10, 2005

Spoon

An eating utensil. What is the fucking point in making it sex slang?

I KAN eat WIV a SPOON LOLOLOLOLOLOL

by Michael November 11, 2003

Never in life

A self-explanatory phrase, uttered to accentuate a point, usu. the impossibility or extremity of a situation, with the stress/accent on "life"

Buddy, never in life would I date that crazy girl.

Never in life would I go back to that minegar job.

by Michael June 30, 2005

uk resistance

Brilliantly funny, long-running British website for gaming geeks. One of the few beacons of light in this dark age of...well...dull gaming websites.

I went to UK Resistance today and nearly choked on my benadryl.

by Michael April 9, 2005

sleeve job

The act of sticking one's whole arm up a womens vagina

Man I just gave that bitch a sleeve job

by Michael March 8, 2003

mobizzle

The automobile of a tall girl who plays soccer with louise. Also known as Trinizzle or Nibbles

Lets go for a cruise in the trinizzle mobizzle to see louise playing soccer

by Michael August 11, 2004

fagor

The art of being a complete dumbass while being ignorant of the fact that you are a dumbass.

I can't believe what Kenny just did, what a fagor!

by Michael September 25, 2003