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uk resistance

Brilliantly funny, long-running British website for gaming geeks. One of the few beacons of light in this dark age of...well...dull gaming websites.
I went to UK Resistance today and nearly choked on my benadryl.
by Michael April 9, 2005
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poop shuggit

a small Chunk of human feces

originally used by 10 year old lithuanian-americans.
Jim was being a poop shuggit so we curb stomped his ass.
by Michael April 9, 2005
mugGet the poop shuggitmug.

hobo stove

A hobo stove is a style of improvised heat-producing and cooking device frequently used by hobos, tramps, bums, the homeless, and backpackers. It is constructed out of a discarded can or tin of any size by removing the top of the can, punching a number of holes near the upper edge, and punching corresponding holes in the opposite base. Fuel is placed in the can an ignited. Convection draws air in through the bottom holes and expels smoke from the top holes. Improved heating is encouraged by placing the bottom holes facing the wind. Food preparation is often performed on the top of the stove on a cooking surface that also acts as a lid, however many variations exist where cooking is performed on the inverted base of the can.

The main benefit of the hobo stove is its ease of construction and versatility. The stove itself can be constructed out of nearly anything; paint cans, food tins, buckets, and large drums being most often put to that purpose. Further flexibility lies in the fact that anything combustible can be used as a fuel source.
At the hobo meeting grounds, hobo stoves were spread out as far as the eye could see.
by Michael June 14, 2006
mugGet the hobo stovemug.

megger the kegger

1. Any female named megan who thoroughly enjoys getting fucked up and puking at houses the first tme she goes there.
2. Girls named megan who like to drink out of kegs...........and puke.
3. Any girl named megan who drinks too much, pukes and then tries to get with all your friends.
"Hey Scott, dont tell kegger about the party ok, you know what happened last time." "Oh you mean when she when she tried to do a keg stand by her self, fell over and dislocated her leg, and then vomited all over eneryone, and still tried to get on Kyle." "Yeah thats what I mean"
by Michael April 9, 2005
mugGet the megger the keggermug.

pluh

The Occurance of female ejaculation.
I'm gonna pluh all over ya.
by Michael January 12, 2005
mugGet the pluhmug.

Kerpundulated

Meaning "the ability to rule the world." Origin being, my twisted cerebrum.
"Claire is now Kerpundulated since she obtained fame."
by Michael August 3, 2004
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cut

hood term for the act of having sex
"Cuz you look like you aint been cut"
"Lets go cut in the telli"
"She ain't down to cut tonight"
by Michael May 13, 2005
mugGet the cutmug.

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