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ton

A unit of weight equal to 2,000 pounds (0.907 metric ton or 907.18 kilograms)
That car weighs two tons, or, 4,000 lbs.
by Michael October 3, 2004
mugGet the tonmug.

BastardBitch

A term of endearment usually referring to another person.
Hey BastardBitch! How are you doing?
by Michael November 20, 2003
mugGet the BastardBitchmug.

spastic fingers

An awesome, tall, and handsome young man. Usually with spastic fingers, meaning that he pinches everyones cheeks
a boy with finges, spastic
by Michael March 19, 2005
mugGet the spastic fingersmug.

Zelnar Destroyer of Dreams

Zelnar destroyer of dreams--the name of a penis currently residing in Arizona, and destroyer of most dreams.
No, I am sorry you may not look at Zelnar Destroyer of Dreams.
by Michael February 13, 2005
mugGet the Zelnar Destroyer of Dreamsmug.

ashwishta shwong

Slurred variation on the rap phase "acheetta chong"
rapper: Uda bock shint and acheetta chong...

big-tongued rapper: nwewewewe and ashwishta shwong...
by Michael April 12, 2004
mugGet the ashwishta shwongmug.

red hot

A lady or man whore who puts it about more than the average ...

Also can be used as a greeting.
Walking into a room, spotting the whore, and saying "Alrite red'ot!"
by Michael February 25, 2005
mugGet the red hotmug.

plotz

by Michael August 12, 2003
mugGet the plotzmug.

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