michael's definitions

Tinkleberries

The rolled up balls of tiolet paper that get stuck in your anal hair after wiping your ass with cheap toilet paper.

Boy do I need to shower to get all of those tinkleberries out of my hole.

by Michael June 1, 2004

douche nozzle

the douche equivalent to "ass hole"

Hey, asshole!
-OR-
Hey, Douche Nozzle!!!!!

by michael December 9, 2003

Shookafied

Having a vast knowledge of computers.

He is shookafied.
She is shookafied.
They are shookafied.

by Michael February 15, 2005

Schfiftyfive

A series of numbers begining with -----Shwam doo two and hief scheven schfourteen-teen schwentyone schwentyscheven hief 27 37 !!!!!!!WHAT YOU SAY!!!!!!!

girlfriends age is schfiftyfive!

by Michael May 12, 2004

wiloch

tall, sexy, and beautiful

Wow, that woman is really wiloch!

by Michael September 8, 2003

standard for laguna

an event that one would expect to happen in Laguna

binging on coke and pooping on peoples chests is pretty standard for laguna.

by Michael April 9, 2005

poochy

gotta love pooch. Just because you can

pooch aka pritch robertard

by Michael October 20, 2004