michael's definitions

ton

A unit of weight equal to 2,000 pounds (0.907 metric ton or 907.18 kilograms)

That car weighs two tons, or, 4,000 lbs.

by Michael October 3, 2004

BastardBitch

A term of endearment usually referring to another person.

Hey BastardBitch! How are you doing?

by Michael November 20, 2003

spastic fingers

An awesome, tall, and handsome young man. Usually with spastic fingers, meaning that he pinches everyones cheeks

a boy with finges, spastic

by Michael March 19, 2005

Zelnar Destroyer of Dreams

Zelnar destroyer of dreams--the name of a penis currently residing in Arizona, and destroyer of most dreams.

No, I am sorry you may not look at Zelnar Destroyer of Dreams.

by Michael February 13, 2005

ashwishta shwong

Slurred variation on the rap phase "acheetta chong"

rapper: Uda bock shint and acheetta chong...

big-tongued rapper: nwewewewe and ashwishta shwong...

by Michael April 12, 2004

red hot

A lady or man whore who puts it about more than the average ...

Also can be used as a greeting.

Walking into a room, spotting the whore, and saying "Alrite red'ot!"

by Michael February 25, 2005

plotz

burst, with surprise

When I heard that, I almost plotzed!

by Michael August 12, 2003