You apostate Catholics, Christ-killing Jews, mark-of Cain Negroes and pagan Chinamen gathered here at Landover Baptist church will either put your hand on the KJ1611 Bible and accept HIM or we'll put your brains on it.

Bubba made a $20 wienie wagger(sic) that he could blowtorch his pubic hair off with a bottle of mapp gas before he went in to get his vasectomy hoping to avoid having to shave and to help pay for the procedure...little knowing that his friends would have paid for the entire cost of the operation to ensure he never bred.

Jerrol had hit the glass ceiling and knew he'd never rise above the rank of klugle because years ago he'd served Nathan's Kosher Hotdogs at the Klan wienie roast, never having quite mastered the art of reading.

I got your hairy weltanschlong hanging, Harry.

Priscilla accepted Bhudda as her personal Lord and Saviour and became a denozen of the Nicherin denozen.

Percy is a computer semi-literate, he only half-heartedly flames, spams and trashes chat sites.

Thooger, you are thoorly the thweetest wady I know.