58 definitions by megnao flimpis

A fundamentalist Shiite Baptist cult intent on converting every non-believer or hurrying them on to Hell.
You apostate Catholics, Christ-killing Jews, mark-of Cain Negroes and pagan Chinamen gathered here at Landover Baptist church will either put your hand on the KJ1611 Bible and accept HIM or we'll put your brains on it.
by megnao flimpis July 30, 2003
A rank in the KKK above kleagle, klondyke and kornhole but below kretin.
Jerrol had hit the glass ceiling and knew he'd never rise above the rank of klugle because years ago he'd served Nathan's Kosher Hotdogs at the Klan wienie roast, never having quite mastered the art of reading.
by megnao flimpis July 21, 2003
A bet concerning one's private parts.
Bubba made a $20 wienie wagger(sic) that he could blowtorch his pubic hair off with a bottle of mapp gas before he went in to get his vasectomy hoping to avoid having to shave and to help pay for the procedure...little knowing that his friends would have paid for the entire cost of the operation to ensure he never bred.
by megnao flimpis August 12, 2003
Spelled without a "g", this word means Global size Penis.
I got your hairy weltanschlong hanging, Harry.
by megnao flimpis August 05, 2003
A person half-dedicated to leaving the internet strewn with liter and garbage.
Percy is a computer semi-literate, he only half-heartedly flames, spams and trashes chat sites.
by megnao flimpis August 01, 2003
A Bhuddist dwelling dweller or dwelling.
Priscilla accepted Bhudda as her personal Lord and Saviour and became a denozen of the Nicherin denozen.
by megnao flimpis July 24, 2003
Thandard term of affecchun for your thweetheart.
Thooger, you are thoorly the thweetest wady I know.
by megnao flimpis July 06, 2003

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