maxkeepsitreal1's definitions

Ito

Delicious guilty-pleasure chips or snacks ( usually made by Frito-Lay/PepsiCo), such as Doritos, Cheetos, Fritos, and Tostitos.

You guys have great guac and hummus and all, but these veggies are just not doing the job. We need some itos!

by maxkeepsitreal1 July 10, 2018

othertask

An extreme variety of multitasking, othertasking is the act of totally ignoring a present, serious task for another, usually less serious, task. Such behavior is only true othertasking if it is couched in the fiction that both tasks are being worked on.

"I really needed to watch the last half hour of that movie, but I was stuck in class, so I turned on my computer, put my earphones in and othertasked the movie. Way more efficient than just skipping class."

"There is no way I can write this essay and finish this crossword in the next hour... that is, unless I sit in front of my computer with the essay in front of me and othertask the crossword."

by maxkeepsitreal1 May 18, 2008

whiskey cleanse

Drinking so much alcohol that one vomits. Used especially in reference to people who are otherwise careful with health or following a strict diet.

Such a weird Saturday. Ran six miles, ate nothing but a salad all day, and ended it with a whiskey cleanse at a bar.

by maxkeepsitreal1 October 4, 2013

semisocialize

To attend a large gathering of people where mingling with strangers is encouraged (e.g., a party or bar) but converse only with the small handful of people one arrived with.

"Those parties are bullshit for meeting people. Everyone just shows up and semisocializes in their own little cliques."

"The guy throwing that party might be douchey, but let's go anyway. We can drink his booze and semisocialize."

by maxkeepsitreal1 June 12, 2008

Cat

A perfect illustration of the principle that all words, no matter how basic, are ultimately made up.

"Hey guys, what do you think about 'cat' for this meow thing?" Cengiz asked.

by maxkeepsitreal1 February 19, 2010

wachove

To agree with a significant other to be exclusive, but with no intention of honoring that agreement at all. This term is based on Wachovia's exclusivity agreement with Citigroup, which was made while Wachovia was better-dealing Citigroup with Wells Fargo.

She told me she either wanted to date exclusively or not at all, so I decided to wachove her. Now I'll have to be more careful with these other girls.

by maxkeepsitreal1 December 16, 2008

pre-sleep

A late-night accidental nap in a chair or on a sofa, in which immediately upon waking up one goes to bed for the night.

I guess I dozed off into a pre-sleep while watching tv. I was really disoriented when I woke up from that, but then had like seven hours of amazing sleep.

by maxkeepsitreal1 October 4, 2013