maxkeepsitreal1's definitions
To agree with a significant other to be exclusive, but with no intention of honoring that agreement at all. This term is based on Wachovia's exclusivity agreement with Citigroup, which was made while Wachovia was better-dealing Citigroup with Wells Fargo.
She told me she either wanted to date exclusively or not at all, so I decided to wachove her. Now I'll have to be more careful with these other girls.
by maxkeepsitreal1 December 16, 2008
Get the wachovemug. A late-night accidental nap in a chair or on a sofa, in which immediately upon waking up one goes to bed for the night.
I guess I dozed off into a pre-sleep while watching tv. I was really disoriented when I woke up from that, but then had like seven hours of amazing sleep.
by maxkeepsitreal1 October 4, 2013
Get the pre-sleepmug. She can't get pregnant if all you do is have a Turkish handshake.
fifth base isn't sexual or even personal in some parts of Turkey -- it's basically like a handshake. They say hi that way.
fifth base isn't sexual or even personal in some parts of Turkey -- it's basically like a handshake. They say hi that way.
by maxkeepsitreal1 February 18, 2010
Get the Turkish handshakemug. An adjective or adverb that everyone pretends has a general purpose meaning, but in reality is only ever used to modify one word.
The only thing that can be "unrequited" is love. The only thing you can be "voracious" at is reading. The only thing that anyone is "flamboyantly" is gay. So, "unrequited," "voracious" and "flamboyantly" are all modifakers.
by maxkeepsitreal1 June 12, 2008
Get the modifakermug. A homosexual couple's counterpart to the housewife. When only one man in a gay couple is a breadwinner, out earning income for the couple, the one that tends to house affairs is a "stay at homo." This term was coined by Howie Chapman in fall 2007.
by maxkeepsitreal1 December 26, 2007
Get the stay-at-homomug. To present oneself extravagantly. Rolling baller usually involves an ostentatious display of wealth, but it also implies a certain attitude of not-giving-a-fuck-ness.
I thought we were keeping it pretty real, until Eli Manning showed up in a Bentley filled with hot women and champagne. That guy can roll baller, man.
by maxkeepsitreal1 March 10, 2008
Get the roll ballermug. Delicious guilty-pleasure chips or snacks ( usually made by Frito-Lay/PepsiCo), such as Doritos, Cheetos, Fritos, and Tostitos.
You guys have great guac and hummus and all, but these veggies are just not doing the job. We need some itos!
by maxkeepsitreal1 July 10, 2018
Get the Itomug.