maxkeepsitreal1's definitions

modifaker

An adjective or adverb that everyone pretends has a general purpose meaning, but in reality is only ever used to modify one word.

The only thing that can be "unrequited" is love. The only thing you can be "voracious" at is reading. The only thing that anyone is "flamboyantly" is gay. So, "unrequited," "voracious" and "flamboyantly" are all modifakers.

by maxkeepsitreal1 June 12, 2008

othertask

An extreme variety of multitasking, othertasking is the act of totally ignoring a present, serious task for another, usually less serious, task. Such behavior is only true othertasking if it is couched in the fiction that both tasks are being worked on.

"I really needed to watch the last half hour of that movie, but I was stuck in class, so I turned on my computer, put my earphones in and othertasked the movie. Way more efficient than just skipping class."

"There is no way I can write this essay and finish this crossword in the next hour... that is, unless I sit in front of my computer with the essay in front of me and othertask the crossword."

by maxkeepsitreal1 May 18, 2008

Cat

A perfect illustration of the principle that all words, no matter how basic, are ultimately made up.

"Hey guys, what do you think about 'cat' for this meow thing?" Cengiz asked.

by maxkeepsitreal1 February 19, 2010

Ito

Delicious guilty-pleasure chips or snacks ( usually made by Frito-Lay/PepsiCo), such as Doritos, Cheetos, Fritos, and Tostitos.

You guys have great guac and hummus and all, but these veggies are just not doing the job. We need some itos!

by maxkeepsitreal1 July 10, 2018

stay-at-homo

A homosexual couple's counterpart to the housewife. When only one man in a gay couple is a breadwinner, out earning income for the couple, the one that tends to house affairs is a "stay at homo." This term was coined by Howie Chapman in fall 2007.

"Phil works like a machine. He gets a lot of support from John, his stay-at-homo."

by maxkeepsitreal1 December 26, 2007

roll baller

To present oneself extravagantly. Rolling baller usually involves an ostentatious display of wealth, but it also implies a certain attitude of not-giving-a-fuck-ness.

I thought we were keeping it pretty real, until Eli Manning showed up in a Bentley filled with hot women and champagne. That guy can roll baller, man.

by maxkeepsitreal1 March 10, 2008

manvestite

A tranvestite who isn't fooling anyone.

Look at that manvestite. That is some really half-hearted cross-dressing!

by maxkeepsitreal1 August 30, 2007