mavros's definitions

smelly finger

This would generaly be the outcome of going to bed with an itchy hiney.

Confucious say: "Man go to bed with itchy hiney...
Wakes up with smelly finger."

by mavros April 29, 2006

boxed lunch

A cunt! Twat, 'jina, Hole, PussPuss

I'm going to Nancys and eat her boxed lunch @ the Y

by mavros April 26, 2006

mahstourah

Greek word for "Marajuana"

"Vrey Malaka... Thos taw Mahstourah ethou,
pios ise see? Bogart?
Translation: Hey jerkoff... Give me the marajuana,
Who are you? Bogart?

by mavros April 26, 2006

crick

the sound an oriental camera makes

Mr.wong said, "Rook diss ray prease," and the camera went "Crick"

by mavros April 22, 2006

puff n stuff

To smoke while shoving your schlong into any orifice.

" C'mon man...are we leaving?"
"Yeah, i'm just finnishing up on a puff n stuff".

by mavros April 29, 2006

Pecker Checker

That Fucking Flaming, Faggot standing at the urinal next to you...
And he isn't even Pisssssssssing!!!

" I think that Pecker Checker wanted to be a Peter eater for a day"?

by mavros April 25, 2006

George Glass

What's the matter, didn't anyone out there ever watch the
Brady Bunch? They were so "Groovy" & "Far-out"!
Anyway, in one episode, Jan (Eve Plumb), was envious of
Marsha,Marsha,Marsha, and all of her "Hunks" playing hide the sausage, meanwhile, she (Jan) wasn't very talented @ playing the "skin flute", So she create, (so to speak) An imaginary boyfriend named...
GEORGE GLASS

Jorje: Que passa my freng? Homes, that Jan is looking "Kaliente"
Pedro: Jew better chill Meng, ... You better not let George Glass hear you! I heard that he is one bad Gringo!
By the way, did you ever see him?
Jorje: Nah vatto, you?
Pedro: Nah, but I heard that he's so BAD... he can blow bubbles through bricks!!!

by mavros May 13, 2006