He's super sweet, he's not judgmental. He's determined and he doesn't slack off he's such a family guy any girl would be lucky to have such an amazingly nice, cute, handsome, guy like him.
by greenaleena1234890 June 27, 2016
a crazy bitch boy that has obsessive stalker compulsive behavior. the haaganese were a species of blue haired freaks that wore loincloths and lived in jamaica. or something.
by iwantsomeaspirin August 16, 2004
A "haagen" is actually a type of ice dream. But unlike normal ice cream, haagen doesn't have two dots over it and it doesn't have "das" in it, because the FDA found out that das can cause myocardial cystic fibromyglia, which really sucks!
"Let me get some of that haagen in my fuckin' stomach, bitch!"
"I sucked your mom's tits last night and used haagen to flavor up her dry-ass vagina!"
"I sucked your mom's tits last night and used haagen to flavor up her dry-ass vagina!"
by WineConnoiseurFuck March 1, 2005
State of consciousness achieved at a crucial point during the consumption of a pint of ice cream in which the eater is unable to stop himself from consuming the rest of the pint. See also Escoop Velocity.
I had planned to only eat half the pint, but I became Haagen Dazed and couldn’t stop myself from finishing it.
by Kate & Bri August 2, 2007
synonymous with life
by Dudley D May 12, 2008
During the town’s annual Haagen Days celebration, my cousin was hospitalized for an acute brain freeze incident after ingesting about ten pints, back to back, in one of them there truly insane eat-all-you-can contests!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 29, 2019
icecream with the most fascinating name of all time, and all people from scandanavia should be renamed with this title.
me: hey guy from sweden, why isn't your name haagen dazs?
guy from sweden: you dumb fuck. please die
guy from sweden: you dumb fuck. please die
by jar of idiot August 26, 2008