matty's definitions

aberconwy

A place of great terror and evil, located in the bowels of death....wales!
Full of strange beings known as "pupils" or "students" the place is believed in local legend to be the birth places of Satan.

If you're parents tell you you're going to aberconwy, run for you're fucking life.

by Matty January 21, 2004

Muckraker

A person who stirs up controversy. Typically by revealing the truth that has been covered up by a person or group.

Michael Moore can be considered the Nation's muckraker with the way he has exposed corporate America to be greedy and corrupt.

by Matty January 9, 2004

scottules

the champions of all champions.

by Matty September 20, 2003

piyuash

means dont ask your neighbour for suggestions on baby names cause the probably cant spell

hey what should i call my kid - call him piyuash

by matty November 3, 2003

flip n fuck

(Noun) Dormroom-style foamy cushion chair that flips out into a bed.

Kyle and I couldn't find an empty bed, luckily there was an unused "flip n fuck" upstairs.

by matty January 18, 2004

Booty bubble

The appearance of the inner rectum after something huge has been stuck up someone's ass. It blows out like a red bubble, and then deflates back to its normal size.

'Her booty bubble blew out so big, the bitch almost took off'.

by Matty November 22, 2004

PED

the coolest method of transport

my ped is fat

by matty November 20, 2003