matty's definitions

kunk

ANything you want it to mean preferably fuck or to light up a BOWL

kunk me kunk you kunk kunk kunk

by MATTY December 17, 2004

Valley Girl

The name given to a girl from the Welsh Valleys. Usually a pikey, a scally or chav, they like to wear gold jewelery and have dirty bleached hair. The male equivalent is a valley boy.

A stinky whore

by MATTY May 27, 2004

kling a ling a ling dong dandy

donkey cock lock jaw fucker

Don't be such a kling a ling dong dandy

by matty July 19, 2006

Duder; d00der.

Female form of dude. Or, feminine male form.

What's up, duder?

by Matty February 26, 2004

hopoate

to stick ones finger up another rugby league players ass on international television

- Manly Sea eagles player ,John Hopoate did so while playing for the new zealand warriors.

thus the hopoate

did you see that, he almost hopoate'd im

by matty April 4, 2004

Billabong

australian slang

a small pond, or hole of water.

gawd daymmit mayt, im thirsty, lets rest at this billabong so we can cool our tinnies (cans of beer) down.

by matty July 5, 2005

Great Falls

Great Falls,Montana. Sure, its no Bozeman or Missoula when it comes to college towns, but we make it up with beer drinking and heart sinking.....How about that, Lash Laroux? Can you keep your spurs from jingling and jangling?

The only city in the US where drunk driving is an extreme sport!

by Matty July 9, 2004