matty's definitions

goose

Word used to describe feeling when someone asks you to do something tiresome like retrieving the TV remote from upstairs or going to take the garbage out.
An insult to someone dumb or ditsy.
A featherd bird that waddles, honks, and tastes delicious.

"I really can't be goosed to be honest"
"You are such a goose/ you big goose!"
"The goose pecked me"

by matty July 30, 2004

hopoate

to stick ones finger up another rugby league players ass on international television

- Manly Sea eagles player ,John Hopoate did so while playing for the new zealand warriors.

thus the hopoate

did you see that, he almost hopoate'd im

by matty April 4, 2004

kunk

ANything you want it to mean preferably fuck or to light up a BOWL

kunk me kunk you kunk kunk kunk

by MATTY December 17, 2004

kling a ling a ling dong dandy

donkey cock lock jaw fucker

Don't be such a kling a ling dong dandy

by matty July 19, 2006

Billabong

australian slang

a small pond, or hole of water.

gawd daymmit mayt, im thirsty, lets rest at this billabong so we can cool our tinnies (cans of beer) down.

by matty July 5, 2005

Duder; d00der.

Female form of dude. Or, feminine male form.

What's up, duder?

by Matty February 26, 2004

aberconwy

A place of great terror and evil, located in the bowels of death....wales!
Full of strange beings known as "pupils" or "students" the place is believed in local legend to be the birth places of Satan.

If you're parents tell you you're going to aberconwy, run for you're fucking life.

by Matty January 21, 2004