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Ancestors who are incest.
When someone's bloodline is all incest and relatives only reproduce with other relatives they may be refered to as incestors.
When someone's bloodline is all incest and relatives only reproduce with other relatives they may be refered to as incestors.
by Matt Huff October 27, 2009
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guy: I almost died laughing at how queer the teachers shirt was today, and it looked like he was wearing lipstick, who could possibly take him seriously when he gets mad at the class?
girl: -dies of laughter- gaytality
2.)
guy: i shouldn't have slept with ronald mcdonald i think he gave me aids -falls over and dies- gaytality
3.)
scorpion of mortal kombat: GET OVER HERE!!!!
-dick extends spearing opponent in ass-
GAYTALITY
guy: I almost died laughing at how queer the teachers shirt was today, and it looked like he was wearing lipstick, who could possibly take him seriously when he gets mad at the class?
girl: -dies of laughter- gaytality
2.)
guy: i shouldn't have slept with ronald mcdonald i think he gave me aids -falls over and dies- gaytality
3.)
scorpion of mortal kombat: GET OVER HERE!!!!
-dick extends spearing opponent in ass-
GAYTALITY
by Matt Huff May 5, 2010
Get the gaytality mug.Similar to the game show 'Cash Cab' but in Hash Cab the contestants are all required to get extremely baked before answering the trivia questions.
The winner of the game gets weed or hash as a prize instead of money.
This especially works best after hotboxing.
The winner of the game gets weed or hash as a prize instead of money.
This especially works best after hotboxing.
Joe: "hey if you want we can all head back to my crib for some grub, maybe we'll play some Hash Cab along the way."
Jill: "ohhhh fuck yes, i'm definately high enough for your bullshit trivia Joe"
Jill: "ohhhh fuck yes, i'm definately high enough for your bullshit trivia Joe"
by Matt Huff August 26, 2009
Get the Hash Cab mug.a) selling 8 balls or buying 8 balls to flip an extreme profit by selling by the gram
b) going really fast either in a vehicle, on foot, or anything with wheels. (short for hauling balls or hauling ass)
c) playing basketball
d) crying eyes out
e) now mistakenly misused by nearly everyone especially the kids on urbandictionary for a synonym of "living the good life", "living in wealth or riches", AND the worst of all "the act of being fly" which derived from the life of selling 8 ball's of cocaine on the street in order to make lots of money. ballers may sometimes live the good life with their riches and actin fly BUT for the most part many ballers only appear that way because they spend their money on new shoes and chains and may even eventually end up in jail. so all the new age wannabes who don't even know where the word came from use it for anything they can think of to describe something that is dope, cool, and/or awesome to them.
b) going really fast either in a vehicle, on foot, or anything with wheels. (short for hauling balls or hauling ass)
c) playing basketball
d) crying eyes out
e) now mistakenly misused by nearly everyone especially the kids on urbandictionary for a synonym of "living the good life", "living in wealth or riches", AND the worst of all "the act of being fly" which derived from the life of selling 8 ball's of cocaine on the street in order to make lots of money. ballers may sometimes live the good life with their riches and actin fly BUT for the most part many ballers only appear that way because they spend their money on new shoes and chains and may even eventually end up in jail. so all the new age wannabes who don't even know where the word came from use it for anything they can think of to describe something that is dope, cool, and/or awesome to them.
a) rick ross thinks he's ballin but he really isn't
b) i was ballin through that intersection
c) we were just outside ballin, shootin hoops
d) shaniqua was straight ballin when she found out her man was cheatin and playin her
e) i got some nice new air force 1 kicks bro, now i'm ballin
b) i was ballin through that intersection
c) we were just outside ballin, shootin hoops
d) shaniqua was straight ballin when she found out her man was cheatin and playin her
e) i got some nice new air force 1 kicks bro, now i'm ballin
by Matt Huff September 26, 2010
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Most people's S.O.A.L.'s occur after Super Bowl Sunday and sometimes Thanksgiving.
Most people's S.O.A.L.'s occur after Super Bowl Sunday and sometimes Thanksgiving.
by Matt Huff February 8, 2010
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1. the act of shitting and peeing at the same time
2. the act of peeing out your ass
3. the way some chinese people pronounce the word shipping
1. the act of shitting and peeing at the same time
2. the act of peeing out your ass
3. the way some chinese people pronounce the word shipping
by Matt Huff August 29, 2009
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by Matt Huff August 29, 2009
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