matt huff's definitions

japaspanish

A mix of the japanese and spanish languages in the same word, sentence, or phrase.

This new unique form of language originated by Abb on Dec 4, 2010.

Tachidatumoto - means ur bike is cool in japaspanish

by Matt Huff December 4, 2010

iFlush

the newest Apple product that lets you choose up to 5 ringtones from over 6,000,000 iTunes songs which are activated upon flushing the toilet!

I just changed one of my iFlush ringtones to "Everyday I'm Hustlin"

by Matt Huff September 15, 2010

tummy time

when you lay a baby on their tummy in attempt to get them to learn to crawl.

i'm starting to hate tummy time because she keeps screaming bloody murder and crying

by Matt Huff September 7, 2009

introdouching

the act of introducing a douche to someone.

Apple Email: "Introdouching the iPhone 5"

Ashley: "hey guys i'd like to introdouche my ex boyfriend Josh"

by Matt Huff October 6, 2011

ostrogen

The Estrogen of an Ostrich.

Remember that fat girl with the long neck and the small head at high school who had extremely high ostrogen levels?

Yeah, just throw some feathers on the bitch and she'd be an ostrich herself.

by Matt Huff January 5, 2011

defrog

a setting on most cars and vehicles which removes frogs from the windshield

the window is all froggy better turn on the defrog

by Matt Huff November 11, 2009

Menden

1. What your girlfriend accidentally blurts out when she has been cheating on you with a guy named Brenden and your name begins with a M.

2. If your name is Brenden and she's cheating on you with a guy with a M name.

3. If you're 1/2 retarded and trying to say something needs mended or mending and you think menden is actually a word.

1. Ohhhhhhh, Menden you're so good, mmmmm
2. I haven't even see talked to him in weeks Menden!!!
3. My heart needs menden

by Matt Huff August 29, 2009