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incestors

Ancestors who are incest.

When someone's bloodline is all incest and relatives only reproduce with other relatives they may be refered to as incestors.
Queen Victoria is not very fond of her incestors or her son and daughter's incestry
by Matt Huff October 27, 2009
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Abortion Tolerant

A better term for pro-choice if you aren't necessarily for abortions but also not against it.
I don't like abortions but I'm not against them entirely, I guess you could say I'm Abortion Tolerant
by Matt Huff August 29, 2009
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gaytality

1.)
guy: I almost died laughing at how queer the teachers shirt was today, and it looked like he was wearing lipstick, who could possibly take him seriously when he gets mad at the class?

girl: -dies of laughter- gaytality

2.)
guy: i shouldn't have slept with ronald mcdonald i think he gave me aids -falls over and dies- gaytality

3.)
scorpion of mortal kombat: GET OVER HERE!!!!

-dick extends spearing opponent in ass-

GAYTALITY
by Matt Huff May 5, 2010
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Hash Cab

Similar to the game show 'Cash Cab' but in Hash Cab the contestants are all required to get extremely baked before answering the trivia questions.

The winner of the game gets weed or hash as a prize instead of money.

This especially works best after hotboxing.
Joe: "hey if you want we can all head back to my crib for some grub, maybe we'll play some Hash Cab along the way."

Jill: "ohhhh fuck yes, i'm definately high enough for your bullshit trivia Joe"
by Matt Huff August 26, 2009
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Bonervation

the motivation you get to do something you otherwise would not do without a boner
Bro1: dude you don't go for jogs

Bro2: well the 2 girls running side by side gave me the bonervation to get some sexercise
by Matt Huff September 8, 2016
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S.O.A.L.

Shit of a Lifetime.

Most people's S.O.A.L.'s occur after Super Bowl Sunday and sometimes Thanksgiving.
I had trouble flushing my S.O.A.L. down the toilet.
by Matt Huff February 8, 2010
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word of the day

almost 50% or more of the time is a word related to Facebook.

it's definitely not random because they pick definitions that match certain times of the year or holidays and also had geek, nerd, and dork; back to back days.

usually when it doesn't have anything to do with Facebook it's a pretty decent word or phrase, but sometimes it's almost as if they pick some of the words just to shame the person who created it since they get so many thumbs down and is the most god awful attempt at humor ever.
Today's Word of the Day is "Facegrace" meaning a disgrace to Facebook: 6925 up, 42 down

This Week's Words: "Snowbooking" "Habitual Poker" "Wall Troll" "Facespace" "Spacebook"
by Matt Huff February 22, 2011
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