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by matt November 7, 2005
Get the slackery mug.1) One who moves in with or near you and makes your life miserable. S/He may steal your boy/girlfriend, break your property, make your friends and other close ones hate you, or many other things.
2) A show on the abomination that is MTV which revolves around Ryan Dunn from Viva la Bam seeking revenge on those who "did you wrong," whose wrongdoings so far has been pretty childish. He crashes the wrong-doer by turning their bedroom into an unlivable shit hole through means which most likely would warrant a law suit if this show weren't so obviously staged.
2) A show on the abomination that is MTV which revolves around Ryan Dunn from Viva la Bam seeking revenge on those who "did you wrong," whose wrongdoings so far has been pretty childish. He crashes the wrong-doer by turning their bedroom into an unlivable shit hole through means which most likely would warrant a law suit if this show weren't so obviously staged.
1) That asshole Billy is such a homewrecker! Ever since he moved in next door he's tried taking my girlfriend and has said so much shit about me.
2) After watching five minutes of Homewrecker I wonder how in God's name MTV doesn't get sued for this.
2) After watching five minutes of Homewrecker I wonder how in God's name MTV doesn't get sued for this.
by Matt November 6, 2005
Get the homewrecker mug.A series of console RPGs developed, published, and released by Square/Squaresoft/Square-Enix. Called "FF" for short. Final Fantasies I, II, and III were released for the NES, with II and III only being released in Japan. FFs IV, V, and VI were on the SNES, with IV being called II and VI being called III in the U.S. for some reason. FF VII, VIII, and IX were all released on the Playstation, and X, X-2, and XI on the PS2. X and X-2 are the only direct sequels in the series, and XI was the first MMORPG released in the series. FF XII will be released in 2006 and XIII will be on the PS3.
Right now, there is a gigantic argument between fans on which game in the series is the best. The two biggest competitors are FFVI and FFVII. The VI fans say it sticks to the roots and that VII is the bastardization of the series by it bringing RPGs into the mainstream, whereas VII fans say it's a fun game and that it was their first RPG. It is the author's opinion that they are both fun games and that both of them are equally liked for different reasons.
Right now, there is a gigantic argument between fans on which game in the series is the best. The two biggest competitors are FFVI and FFVII. The VI fans say it sticks to the roots and that VII is the bastardization of the series by it bringing RPGs into the mainstream, whereas VII fans say it's a fun game and that it was their first RPG. It is the author's opinion that they are both fun games and that both of them are equally liked for different reasons.
by Matt November 20, 2005
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Get the swish mug.When there are any combination of black, asian, and white people of mixed genders present at any location.
Named after the pictures of diversity that colleges send to high school students.
Named after the pictures of diversity that colleges send to high school students.
Guy 1: Look dude, it's an Indian chick, black chick, and an asian and white guy in that car.
Guy 2: It's like a college catalog in there.
Guy 2: It's like a college catalog in there.
by Matt August 19, 2006
Get the college catalog mug.it is a sexual act where the man rubbs the womans clit between your thumb and your middle finger and pointer finger, using and up and down motion, this stimulates the woman and brings her closer to orgasm
by Matt September 8, 2006
Get the the money maker mug.a tanner is some person who stands on the street corners and openly asks to suck your cock, they are normally women but some can be transvestites or homosexuals as well, there for the word tanner can also be another word for fag, or cocksucker
by Matt September 8, 2006
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