matt's definitions

Zinky Karfunkle

A person on hallucinagetic drugs who sees themselves as another person. Usually a makebeleive one.

Dude, Zinky Karfunkle is hear.
Dont' stink the Zink!

by Matt December 16, 2004

a flute

The process of resinating a bowl of cannabis through the carburetor.

it's kicked? pass that piece over here i'm gonna flute it.

by matt November 15, 2003

new year's eve

a time to get drunk and laid and not remember what happened afterwards

its january 1......... wtf happened to december 31....... and why does my ass hurt?

by matt December 31, 2004

Hide-and-Go-Fuck-Yourself

(1) method of dismissal
(2) A game that 90% of republicans and 85% of democrats need to go play

(1) You are talking too much, why don't you go play Hide-and-Go-Fuck-Yourself

(2) We would all be better off if politicians, idiot talking heads, and the idiots who worship them would go play Hide-and-Go-Fuck-Yourself while the rest of us try to work things outs

by Matt August 8, 2003

dick spazm

a name for a penis that has a spazm whilst in pre ejaculation...may grow up to 14" if come shot is at a high speed

worzels dickspazm sent his balls into gasheads face as he thrusted in his open wide wet pre cum filled mouth

gashead ''ohh worzel my face feels so numb''

worzel ''oh never mind deer my sex wee will make u better

by matt May 25, 2003

blunt

A cut open cigar filled with some sort of narcotic.Usually Dope or Dro

Pass the blunt to the nigga on the left.

by Matt April 17, 2003

surfingsuicune

Guy who hangs around; drunk; wanderer; person who scares you in general; lover of TMTH.

surfingsuicune::bastardized english. (n). See above definitions.

by Matt July 8, 2003