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the name of some stupid idiot who sings about her tits... actually i wouldn't call it singing because of her scratchy voice
by matt March 6, 2004
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Get the how mug.A short-lived attack of retardation which usually occurs in short bursts and is characterized by erratic and irrational movements and speech. One may catch the disease, which will recur throughout one's life at seemingly random moments, by contact with an infected individual. Studies show the disease may be transmitted via aerosol transmission. While infected, the affected individual will rapidly lose brain cells.
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by Matt January 15, 2005
Get the retarded pox mug.Why the fuck do you want to watch football,is it because you like watching 22 men run around you cocksnogger
by Matt February 29, 2004
Get the cocksnogger mug.similar to the term "forget about it". Used as a filler in conversation to express agreement. Also used to express contempt or disgust.
Ahhh schpankita!
by matt June 11, 2004
Get the Schpankita mug.Slang for "wack ass" To be used when ass is inapporpiate (in school) or insufficent. Other forms include fass "fat ass" or drass "drunk ass." Can be used in combination
by Matt November 30, 2004
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