matt's definitions

bush road

the local weed smoking spot

Yo son lets go chill at bush road right quick homes jizzle.

by Matt December 15, 2004

Deadpool

A man who is a wannabe traffic warden from wales

Crap man its Deadpool! Run!

by Matt December 29, 2004

HONH

the grand noise an ostrich makes

the ostrich HONHed so loudly smai jumped 20 feet in the air

by Matt March 2, 2004

jabba the slut

a very skanky fat gross ho who usually has herpes, and once someone fucks said slut, they immediately feel ashamed, and get made fun of

adele is such a slut, she sucks off every guy she sees, and shes gross too, shs auch a jabba the slut

by matt September 11, 2008

pignataro

The state of coolness. Can be used as a verb or a noun.

1. That dude is so pignataro.
2. I got a crew-cut so that I could be pignataro.

by matt November 24, 2003

erection

ER-REC-TION- A boner, wood, hard on, stiffy, pop up, hard tube. All of these words are used to describe an erected penis.

I got an erection after the milf walked by me and let me sniff her poon. Soon after I put my erection in her cha cha for ejactulating purposes

by Matt May 11, 2003

magoot

emphasis on the snootiness of a person, object, or activity

"bro, that range rover is mad snoot magoot

by Matt January 18, 2005