matt's definitions

port chester

see shit hole

i hate this town

by Matt April 5, 2004

Teabagger

One who slaps another person in the face with their nad sack.

I just teabagged your sister

by Matt May 28, 2004

monkey butt

a clapping of the hands together to resemble a monkeys butt

the monkeys with no hair on there asses

by matt January 20, 2005

reddog

the best guy ever to roam the earth. has red hair and red skin, red eyebrows and he is quick on his toes, example:

red dog: "spell science"
kye: "s c i e n c e"
red dog: "now spell it with your eyes closed!"


reddog is quite the ladies man...

red dog:
have u got a bitch bud
red dog:
man i need a dame WOMEn
red dog:
i need one
red dog:
i deserve a bitch


one day he will be rich and famous and on tv and he knows it:

reddog: "well if i wana be a healthy redy through life , i gotta stay fit and know wat foods to eat etc, to make me live longer and happyer, i dont want to die young u know, i am think'n the world will need reddy in the furtue."

"hey did u hear reddogs joke the other day it was quite lame"

"haha i want to know what reddog gets in the school certificate"

"woah did u just see reddog throw a rock at that teachers face hah the teacher has to go to hospital"

"the sky is the limit when u have the skill and interlect of reddog"

by matt November 17, 2003

jewbanger

one who has sex with a person from the jewish faith

sally you had sex with matt hes a jew u jewbanger!

by matt May 13, 2005

coondog

1. one who fishes the skagit river system and targets federally protected fish more specifically dolly varden trout and posts his carnage reports in online fishing forums.
2. a nickname for a fishing buddy

1. I cant believe that coondog actually kept all of those dollies.

2. Yo whats up coondog you ready to hit the river?

by Matt April 18, 2006

XeoMage

Refers to both the website www.xeomage.com, as well as the person that authors it.

I read a movie review on XeoMage. XeoMage hates Eyes Wide Shut and Battlefield Earth.

by Matt August 18, 2003