matt's definitions

ashen

The greatest single metal band from Middletown, Rhode Island.

The ASHEN show last night was fucking sick nigga! or, ASHEN's undefeated!

by Matt January 4, 2005

vidmaster

a person that plays video games 24/7

you are such a vidmaster

by Matt September 1, 2003

Thatchers

Lady balls (referencing former Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Margaret Thatcher.

"In Florida, Rep. Kathleen Harris is spending $10 million of her personal savings to run for Senate, while she's under scrutiny for receiving $32 thousand from the same defense contractor who bribed Duke Cunningham. Folks, that takes balls. Lady balls. We call them...Thatchers."
-Stephen Colbert

by Matt May 12, 2006

lof

laugh out faggot, because people are gay when they say lol

internet preson #1: look at urbandictionary.com its funny
internet preson #2: lol thats funny!
internet preson #1: shut up, LOF!

by MATT July 2, 2003

Big Boss Man

A mildly obese prepubuscent child known for his black kevlar vest and his constant entertaining of the legendary 5th period. Also known as "Big Bitch Man"

The kids were throwing shit at Big Boss Man as usual.

by Matt February 26, 2004

crackanigganese

A person who is white (cracka), black (nigga),and Asian (nese)

Damn your family is fucked up your a damn crackanigganese

by matt April 27, 2005

Atkinson-crazy

A word used to describe a person who is not just crazy but beyond crazy. Derived from a math teacher who has went insane but is still teaching.

Person A: Wow, that chic is fucking crazy as hell.

Person B: shit yeah, she's Atkinson-crazy like a motherfucker

Person A: thats sad

by Matt April 30, 2005