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gwen stefani

See Yoko Ono and replace "The Beatles" with "Bush."
Gavin Rosdale is whipped for Gwen, not that I can blame him....
by Matt January 26, 2005
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keen

Something so cool and original and great that everyone loves it so much; something that is super swell

Being brought back by Ms. Emily of Brown College fame @ UVA
Man these chocolate chip cookies are Keen; Dude that book is so keen; The white spot is super keen
by Matt November 14, 2004
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midget

some people say my dick looks like a midget between my legs. but, acually, there simply tiny little people that have little man sindrum. normal tall people enjoy making fun of these small people. i know i like to....
dude midget is so small yo momma uses his whole body as a dildo
by matt June 17, 2006
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tums

a chewable substance, high in calcium and used to combat the belly fire
belly fire? Pound six tums and come meet us at the bar
by Matt July 15, 2005
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roark

Sound made by engineering students at times of extream stress. It is believed that it helps to ease the stresses caused by 5 years of hard work.
Student: Rooooooaaaark Rooooooaaaaark, ah thats better.
by Matt February 28, 2005
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Fantastical

1. Of or relating to fantasy; unreal.
2. Stange; unconventional.
1. L. Ron Hubbard bases his pseudosciences on fantastical mythology instead of facts and testable sciences.

2. Tim Burton's vivid imagination lends to fantastical stories and films.
by Matt May 31, 2004
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flaccid

A non hard dick or penis or cock or BANISTER
Dude my manshaft is a fuckin flaccid piece a shit homes!
by Matt December 15, 2004
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