Urban Dictionary: Definitions by matt

swish

Swish is this old dirty, shitty tasting homemade liquor that you can barely get into you.

But my fuck does swish ever get you some drunk.

by matt November 28, 2005

A califronia based store that brings life anywhere. A preppy store much like abercrombie and fitch that has good quality cloths for a nice price. Popular store among high schoolers and middle schools. Unique style,and casual much like abercrombie this is one of my favorite stores to shop at along with american eagle and anf.

dude- wanna go chill at da mall and go to hollister
dude2- u no it, aint to betta place to go, nice ass cloths and nice ass women!!

by Matt April 18, 2005

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Get the Hollister Co.mug.

sushisex

sushi sex

i want sushi sex now!

by matt December 23, 2003

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Get the sushisexmug.

school

Where they hire all of the Mean people whos jobs are to make your life hell. Its the place where you can go and fall asleep to the teachers voices. They allow you to do this, But then get all pissed when the exams come and you dont remember learning this Stuff... They Also will give you bad grades when you fail a test. The reason you mostly fail is because the smartest kid in the class has moved to the other end of the class

Teacher: YOU GOT A 64% on this test!!!
You: Thats passing...Isnt it?
(if this fails, then try the following)

Teacher: YOU GOT A 64% ON THIS TEST!!!
You: ITS YOUR OWN FAULT!!! YOU MOVED ME AWAY FROM THE SMARTEST KID IN THE CLASS!!! (then start crying and run out of the room)

by Matt January 15, 2004

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