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1377 definitions by matt

New Jersey girls aint' trash, trash gets picked up...
Oh man look at that pile of trash and smell that stink in the air... we must be in new jersey
by matt September 01, 2004
A very talented video game developer and publisher.
Ubisoft Montreal is behind the master peice of Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell.

by Matt March 04, 2005
1) Excellent carbonated beverage.
2) Excellent mix drink.
1) Open can and drink.
2) See directions:
A) One scotch glass of Budweiser.
B) One shot glass of Rum.
C) Drop shot glass in scotch glass.
D) Bottom's up.
E) Enjoy the alcoholic beverage that tastes exactly like the carbonated beverage.
by Matt July 19, 2004
XO and cute and cuddly way of showing affection through and hug and a kiss.
Used to refer anything that is cute and cuddly in any nature.
That teddy bear is soooo XO
That cute boy Boon is sooooooooooo XO
by Matt March 02, 2005
the invisible asian samurai that was once a poop smith, every chinese new years he comes out at midnight and attacks poor innocent children and steals their money. teng once lived as a rich king but then died of being with to many beautiful girls.
Beware children or Teng will come and eat you then steal your money.
by Matt December 09, 2004
When your crotch is on fire
My joint fell in my pubes, now I gots me a fire crotch
by Matt September 30, 2004
better than <3 becuz lilaksdlkas omg lolz i like to eat pizza
i <4 you so much laydee



i <3 j00
me: oh noez j00 dont luv meh i hatez j00
by Matt November 15, 2004