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1377 definitions by matt

 
1352.
New Jersey girls aint' trash, trash gets picked up...
Oh man look at that pile of trash and smell that stink in the air... we must be in new jersey
by matt September 01, 2004
 
1353.
A very talented video game developer and publisher.
Ubisoft Montreal is behind the master peice of Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell.

ohh-bee-soft
by Matt March 04, 2005
 
1354.
1) Excellent carbonated beverage.
2) Excellent mix drink.
1) Open can and drink.
2) See directions:
A) One scotch glass of Budweiser.
B) One shot glass of Rum.
C) Drop shot glass in scotch glass.
D) Bottom's up.
E) Enjoy the alcoholic beverage that tastes exactly like the carbonated beverage.
by Matt July 19, 2004
 
1355.
XO
XO and cute and cuddly way of showing affection through and hug and a kiss.
Used to refer anything that is cute and cuddly in any nature.
That teddy bear is soooo XO
That cute boy Boon is sooooooooooo XO
by Matt March 02, 2005
 
1356.
the invisible asian samurai that was once a poop smith, every chinese new years he comes out at midnight and attacks poor innocent children and steals their money. teng once lived as a rich king but then died of being with to many beautiful girls.
Beware children or Teng will come and eat you then steal your money.
by Matt December 09, 2004
 
1357.
When your crotch is on fire
My joint fell in my pubes, now I gots me a fire crotch
by Matt September 30, 2004
 
1358.
<4
better than <3 becuz lilaksdlkas omg lolz i like to eat pizza
i <4 you so much laydee

laydee:<4

ex2.

i <3 j00
me: oh noez j00 dont luv meh i hatez j00
by Matt November 15, 2004