Definitions by mathjedi

put all one's sperm in one basket 

(verb) To make major life decisions based solely around an anticipated, currently nonexistent, and typically unlikely, future relationship; said of a male.

I feel sorry for Joe. He quit his job and moved to Los Angeles because Jane was moving to Los Angeles, then Jane met a guy down there and Joe hates it there. He put all his sperm in one basket.

(the example should include "put all one's sperm in one basket" verbatim, but that would be bad grammar, so I have to write it somewhere)

put all one's sperm in one basket by mathjedi March 28, 2009

kilochurch 

A large church, usually one that draws people from a wider geographical area than one town or neighborhood, that is not big enough to be considered a megachurch. Kilochurches usually have an average weekend attendance between 1000 and 10,000.

I like First Baptist because it's a kilochurch. Smaller churches can be too closed when you're new in the community

kilochurch by mathjedi January 30, 2008

wt2 

Abbreviation for "what the deuce."

"WT2? I don't understand what you're talking about."

wt2 by mathjedi January 14, 2008

vegetablecat 

Happy; joyful; elated. The opposite of fruitdog.

Billy was feeling very vegetablecat when he found out that he got an A on his math test.

vegetablecat by mathjedi August 13, 2006

somniac 

One who sleeps an unusually large number of hours per day. The opposite of an insomniac.

I couldn't get a hold of Briana because she was asleep all day. She's such a somniac.

somniac by mathjedi May 22, 2006

bagelwharf 

(verb)
To fill a position in a band left empty by another who previously left the band.

In 1985, Sammy Hagar bagelwharfed David Lee Roth as the lead singer of Van Halen.

bagelwharf by mathjedi December 19, 2005

rasputin list

A list that one keeps, usually mentally, of CDs, DVDs, video games, etc., that he/she wants to buy, not at full price, but either used, or at a large discount. (The name comes from Rasputin Music, a chain of used music and video stores around San Francisco.)

"I kind of like that band, but they're not my favorite. Their CD is going on my Rasputin list."

rasputin list by mathjedi September 16, 2005