10 definitions by mathjedi

pootc

Acronym for "passed out on the couch." Typically used in away messages by users of instant message software.

Auto response from Dude9236235: pootc

by mathjedi April 16, 2005

bagelwharf

(verb)
To fill a position in a band left empty by another who previously left the band.

In 1985, Sammy Hagar bagelwharfed David Lee Roth as the lead singer of Van Halen.

by mathjedi December 19, 2005

vegetablecat

Happy; joyful; elated. The opposite of fruitdog.

Billy was feeling very vegetablecat when he found out that he got an A on his math test.

by mathjedi August 13, 2006

rasputin list

A list that one keeps, usually mentally, of CDs, DVDs, video games, etc., that he/she wants to buy, not at full price, but either used, or at a large discount. (The name comes from Rasputin Music, a chain of used music and video stores around San Francisco.)

"I kind of like that band, but they're not my favorite. Their CD is going on my Rasputin list."

by mathjedi August 22, 2005

wt2

Abbreviation for "what the deuce."

"WT2? I don't understand what you're talking about."

by mathjedi January 9, 2008

put all one's sperm in one basket

(verb) To make major life decisions based solely around an anticipated, currently nonexistent, and typically unlikely, future relationship; said of a male.

I feel sorry for Joe. He quit his job and moved to Los Angeles because Jane was moving to Los Angeles, then Jane met a guy down there and Joe hates it there. He put all his sperm in one basket.

(the example should include "put all one's sperm in one basket" verbatim, but that would be bad grammar, so I have to write it somewhere)

by mathjedi November 10, 2008

somniac

One who sleeps an unusually large number of hours per day. The opposite of an insomniac.

I couldn't get a hold of Briana because she was asleep all day. She's such a somniac.

by mathjedi May 14, 2006