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vegetablization 

The process of sitting on one's couch or bed playing video games or watching tv, until said person's brain has rotted away.

The recovery from hellish practices brought on by a coach, for players in training for a sporting season.
After having a five hour morning practice and a four hour "skill" development session, the high school boys were in the process of vegetablization in the man cave.
vegetablization by poloplayer03 September 18, 2010

vegetableitarian 

Bastardization of vegetarian used for dry humor. The idea is that the user has never heard of vegetarianism and thinks he is inventing the word for it when somebody says that they don't eat meat.

The humor comes from oversimplification, implied ignorance, and laughable wordcoinning. It also kinda sounds like Unitarian, implying a quasi-religious respect for vegetables.
Dude: Have some chicken fingers.
Loser: I don't eat meat
Dude: Chicken is barely meat.
Loser: I NEVER eat meat, I'm a vegetarian
Dude: Oh, so you're like a vegetableitarian?
Loser: ehhh...I guess.
Dude: Sorry, I didn't mean for you to go against your "religion"
Loser: (huhhh?)
vegetableitarian by TreeWeezel April 27, 2011

vegetablatonious 

used to describe overripe and old vegetables that are left too long in the field or garden
The farmer didn't harvest his zucchini squash in time, resulting in a vegetablatonious crop for market.

Vegetableatarian 

Used By author Steve Solomon to describe someone who prefers to eat vegetables over meat. Will eat meat, but diet consists mainly of vegetables.
The vegetableatarian looked uncomfortable when we ordered a all meat pizza. He decided to order a side salad to go with the pizza.
Vegetableatarian by asswip'e October 1, 2007

vegetabletarian 

an emo vegetarian; one who abhors meat and cries at night because animals are killed in factories in chicken wire cages where they are prevented from grazing in green fields and loving one another; one who once tried to go vegan but was unable to make it past one month because of these two things called chocolate and cheese
1) Why don't you eat lambchop you little vegetabletarian child? (mean, derogatory)
2) Hey, don't talk to her about chicken, she's vegetabletarian! (supportive, analytical)

vegetablearian 

My daughter insists she is going to be a vegetablearian, cos she doesnt like meat.
vegetablearian by chidog June 19, 2008