masterofrpg's definitions

lamb roast

dawes most hated meal after he he had to give up a friutini to eat one with his family.

dawes could murder a lamb roast....with a 6 inch kitchen knife!

by masterofrpg March 30, 2004

Duel fisted boomstick

fistfull of boomstick but with two hands

jennings just had to use two hands on that poor cow

by masterofrpg March 5, 2004

Muff diving

in the dive posistion, insert ones hands inthe vagina, and at the same time shove your head into the muff of the victim

phil and lizzie

by masterofrpg March 12, 2004

Resident evil retard

any t-virus infected mutant from the resi series (best games in the world-andthe ff's) that eats themselves rather than anyone else.

jill slapped the zomie to death because it wasnt trying to kill her. hey, why waste ammo?

by masterofrpg February 24, 2004

nob turban

a crest on tissue adorning one's post-wank helmet

phil:i find kleenex balm is the best nob turban
Jenning's:i prefer bog roll

by masterofrpg May 14, 2004

late hurtle

late ejack

dawes just cant get it on time when he induldges in the art of farmer sutra

by masterofrpg June 25, 2004

stickle brick

a particuarlly difficult and uncorfortable shit or occasionaly a anal discharge

sam mckellen; i been having some stickle bricks lately
random 5 yr old boy; shut up! lets make with anal love already!

by masterofrpg May 14, 2004