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iderp: duh look at my new Ipad. It's just like the iphone I also have but it's bigger and more expensive and even crappier
me: here's my iFinger
me: here's my iFinger
by masteroffire February 29, 2012

that thing rappers use nowadays that makes you sound like a robot going through puberty. first developed for the mining industry as a way to find oil wells fossils coal and metal deposits underground it was later introduced to music by cher in her song "believe". it was made popular during the boy band phenomenon especially by N*sync I guess they figured if they couldn't make them genuinely sound good that a robot gargling was almost as good.
Kanye west: I'm such a musical genius.
Kanye east: let's see you sing without autotune,then.
Kanye west: fuck
Kanye east: let's see you sing without autotune,then.
Kanye west: fuck
by masteroffire October 19, 2012

Any man who watches the television program "Glee" combined from the words Glee and gay as even if the guy in question doesn't enjoy the company of other men, watching glee is close enough.
bob: so you guys watch the new Family Guy?
tim: oh yeah, it was alright.
ted: I was watching Glee instead.
bob: you are so Glay.
tim: oh yeah, it was alright.
ted: I was watching Glee instead.
bob: you are so Glay.
by masteroffire November 28, 2012

so the teacher was prattling on about ancient assyrians and their role in something or other and then timothy asks "is it true that you went to makeout point with the janitor last weekend? trollface.jpeg?"
by masteroffire April 7, 2012

by masteroffire January 2, 2012

jane: So, I was watching a movie with Leslie Uggams and my cat, fluff-ums jumps on my lap and starts eating my steakums...
me: go away before I stab you
me: go away before I stab you
by masteroffire January 30, 2012

bob: yo let's see that new laser you got from the import website
ted: I don't want to touch it. the box it came in smells like pee.
bob: you just got a piss box.
ted: I don't want to touch it. the box it came in smells like pee.
bob: you just got a piss box.
by masteroffire March 20, 2013
