masteroffire's definitions

piss box

when you buy some cheap chinese piece of shit product and the box smells like urine

bob: yo let's see that new laser you got from the import website
ted: I don't want to touch it. the box it came in smells like pee.
bob: you just got a piss box.

by masteroffire March 20, 2013

Glay

Any man who watches the television program "Glee" combined from the words Glee and gay as even if the guy in question doesn't enjoy the company of other men, watching glee is close enough.

bob: so you guys watch the new Family Guy?
tim: oh yeah, it was alright.
ted: I was watching Glee instead.
bob: you are so Glay.

by masteroffire November 28, 2012

trollface.jpeg

what you punctuate a sentence with to assign it a trollish nature.

so the teacher was prattling on about ancient assyrians and their role in something or other and then timothy asks "is it true that you went to makeout point with the janitor last weekend? trollface.jpeg?"

by masteroffire April 7, 2012

like a boss

1. to really excell at something. to succeed with extreme luck or ease.
2. to run a program with administrator privileges in later versions of windows.

1. terrence played call of duty like a boss when he no scope headshot the opposing team's last guy from a mile away

2.Roy: I can't get this new game to to run on windows 7.
tommy: have you tried running it like a boss?

by masteroffire December 15, 2011

iFinger

what you give when someone is bragging about their new icrap.

iderp: duh look at my new Ipad. It's just like the iphone I also have but it's bigger and more expensive and even crappier
me: here's my iFinger

by masteroffire February 29, 2012

Logorrhea

Diarrhea of the mouth. The inability to shut up

I was talking to bob the other day and it took him 2 hours to shut the fuck up about his new car. he must have Logorrhea

by masteroffire May 7, 2010

-ums

the most annoying suffix in the world

jane: So, I was watching a movie with Leslie Uggams and my cat, fluff-ums jumps on my lap and starts eating my steakums...
me: go away before I stab you

by masteroffire January 30, 2012