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jane: So, I was watching a movie with Leslie Uggams and my cat, fluff-ums jumps on my lap and starts eating my steakums...
me: go away before I stab you
me: go away before I stab you
by masteroffire January 30, 2012
 Get the -umsmug.
Get the -umsmug. by masteroffire January 2, 2012
 Get the epicalmug.
Get the epicalmug. bob: yo let's see that new laser you got from the import website
ted: I don't want to touch it. the box it came in smells like pee.
bob: you just got a piss box.
ted: I don't want to touch it. the box it came in smells like pee.
bob: you just got a piss box.
by masteroffire March 20, 2013
 Get the piss boxmug.
Get the piss boxmug. iderp: duh look at my new Ipad. It's just like the iphone I also have but it's bigger and more expensive and even crappier
me: here's my iFinger
me: here's my iFinger
by masteroffire February 29, 2012
 Get the iFingermug.
Get the iFingermug. I was talking to bob the other day and it took him 2 hours to shut the fuck up about his new car. he must have Logorrhea
by masteroffire May 7, 2010
 Get the Logorrheamug.
Get the Logorrheamug. a cocktail made from equal parts jack daniels and an energy drink called "joltin' joe espresso" it gets you so shitfaced you won't even be able to balance on your own ass however after a couple hours it will result in an excruciating hangover. It kind of tastes like chocolate. not recommended.
barkeep: hey try this new drink. I call it an atomic trainwreck.
ted: well, let's try it
ted: holy shit I can't stand up mang.
a couple hours later
ted: oooowwww oooowwwwwww what was I thinking
barkeep: brace yourself, you got another 18 hours of that
ted: well, let's try it
ted: holy shit I can't stand up mang.
a couple hours later
ted: oooowwww oooowwwwwww what was I thinking
barkeep: brace yourself, you got another 18 hours of that
by masteroffire January 16, 2013
 Get the atomic trainwreckmug.
Get the atomic trainwreckmug. chip: hey let's watch a movie
brad: sure, but I want to see one that will be less fun than inserting razor wire into my ass.
chip: battleshit it is then
brad: oh god that's just insane
brad: sure, but I want to see one that will be less fun than inserting razor wire into my ass.
chip: battleshit it is then
brad: oh god that's just insane
by masteroffire October 27, 2012
 Get the battleshitmug.
Get the battleshitmug.