masteroffire's definitions

-ums

the most annoying suffix in the world

jane: So, I was watching a movie with Leslie Uggams and my cat, fluff-ums jumps on my lap and starts eating my steakums...
me: go away before I stab you

by masteroffire January 30, 2012

epical

when epic isn't enough to describe the magnitude of something

did you see that guy jump over an oncoming car? that was Epical!

by masteroffire January 2, 2012

piss box

when you buy some cheap chinese piece of shit product and the box smells like urine

bob: yo let's see that new laser you got from the import website
ted: I don't want to touch it. the box it came in smells like pee.
bob: you just got a piss box.

by masteroffire March 20, 2013

iFinger

what you give when someone is bragging about their new icrap.

iderp: duh look at my new Ipad. It's just like the iphone I also have but it's bigger and more expensive and even crappier
me: here's my iFinger

by masteroffire February 29, 2012

Logorrhea

Diarrhea of the mouth. The inability to shut up

I was talking to bob the other day and it took him 2 hours to shut the fuck up about his new car. he must have Logorrhea

by masteroffire May 7, 2010

atomic trainwreck

a cocktail made from equal parts jack daniels and an energy drink called "joltin' joe espresso" it gets you so shitfaced you won't even be able to balance on your own ass however after a couple hours it will result in an excruciating hangover. It kind of tastes like chocolate. not recommended.

barkeep: hey try this new drink. I call it an atomic trainwreck.
ted: well, let's try it
ted: holy shit I can't stand up mang.
a couple hours later
ted: oooowwww oooowwwwwww what was I thinking
barkeep: brace yourself, you got another 18 hours of that

by masteroffire January 16, 2013

battleshit

a more appropriate name for the battleship movie

chip: hey let's watch a movie
brad: sure, but I want to see one that will be less fun than inserting razor wire into my ass.
chip: battleshit it is then
brad: oh god that's just insane

by masteroffire October 27, 2012