70 definitions by marty

fentanyl

A rapid acting synthetic opioid narcotic used primarily in surgery. Narrow therapeutic index.

They put Pete under with fentanyl before they took his appendix out.

by marty October 22, 2003

VW van

Only the greatest machine to be put down on this earth by God himself. The Volkswagon Van became popular in the late 60s by hippies or drug traffickers. The popularity continued to the late 70s but quickly died down as the "hippy" turned into the "funk". Several failed attempts to create a new more modernized van to satisfy the customers of today have been tried the German company. The VW Van's symbolism as a drug persons vehicle remains today.

Dude, check out my totally awesome 1973 VW Van!

by marty July 25, 2005

Astroglide

extremely slick water-based personal lubricant that can greatly enhance handjobs and result in prompt ejaculation

Holy shit! Amy gave me an Astroglide handjob and I shot my load in about 30 seconds!

by marty October 23, 2003

Rusty

To be an addicted pothead

Rusty smoked a bit fat joint.

by marty June 4, 2003

YarPirate

A word used to describe sex between two males.

I met this guy at a gay bar, then I took him home to have hot and sweaty YarPirate all night long.

by marty November 11, 2003

tommy-b

a person with no talent or future.

'....yeah that guys a total tommy-b'

by marty March 20, 2004

Visible Landing Strip (VLS)

Noun. American. 2005.

The condition of being able to see a female's trimmed or cultivated pubic hair through a sheer undergarment. Also known as a "VLS".

First known usage was by editors at Fleshbot.com on 3/21/05. The term is a derived combination from the more common "visible panty line" or VPL and landing strip a term used to describe an aggressively groomed female pubis.

"I'm going to wear this new bra and panty set for you tonight... The fabric is so see through, you'll get a little VLS action for free, just like you like..."

by marty March 21, 2005