martin's definitions

Flamer

a really obvious gay guy

RAY you are a flamer

by martin May 20, 2003

Cum of sum yun guy

the jism found on a chinese dinner when you weren't expecting anyone to wank on it.

Martin waS AT JIM MORGAN'S HOUSE WHEN HE ASKED ME TO EAT "CUM OF SUM GUY". i SAID NO YOU TIGHT GINGER TWAT.

by Martin December 11, 2004

bollockitis

A mysterious aching pain in the right testicle that appears on and off for 6 months.

"Ah knackers, my bollockitis is playing up again".

by Martin September 24, 2003

Martitude

A parody of creation loving bastards such as BooB's apparant pulling techniques and socialising

With my martitude i pulled 16 girls in 10 minutes last night.

You could all be a lot better if you had a little martitude

by martin March 23, 2003

Howl

The Howl. a show of extreme happiness, a greeting, an expression done after a shot, something that is done numerous times when drunk.

You are to report to the Hall Director's office because of your violation of regularly posted quiet hours, more specifically you were found "Howling in the bathroom" after being told repeatedly to be quiet.

SEE: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooowwwwwwww SEE:
WWoo...

by Martin October 30, 2002

method

A slang for weed in Staten Island, NY, home of east coast rapper Method Man who calls himself Method Man because he used to deal drugs at one time and still smoke ganja alot.

Doc N Meth, back again

by Martin September 16, 2004