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Cum of sum yun guy

the jism found on a chinese dinner when you weren't expecting anyone to wank on it.
Martin waS AT JIM MORGAN'S HOUSE WHEN HE ASKED ME TO EAT "CUM OF SUM GUY". i SAID NO YOU TIGHT GINGER TWAT.
by Martin December 11, 2004
mugGet the Cum of sum yun guymug.

Howl

The Howl. a show of extreme happiness, a greeting, an expression done after a shot, something that is done numerous times when drunk.
You are to report to the Hall Director's office because of your violation of regularly posted quiet hours, more specifically you were found "Howling in the bathroom" after being told repeatedly to be quiet.

SEE: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooowwwwwwww SEE:
WWoo...
by Martin October 30, 2002
mugGet the Howlmug.

Reevell

A person who's breath doesn't smell very pleasant.
Tom, you Reevell!
by Martin September 24, 2003
mugGet the Reevellmug.

Lennard Skinard

Nardcore chid; one who listens to nardcore.
by martin December 11, 2003
mugGet the Lennard Skinardmug.

Talib Kweli

A peot who refuses to rap about gangstars, ice, and their kicks. Thus, not recieving any love from mainstream (aka TRL teeny boopers, White America). If you want to hear stupid punchlines, used beats with weak lyrics, 16 bars about guns, bitches, bling, etc this is not your guy. If you want to hear what hip hop should be and never will be, you have to cop this mans work.
Nowadays rap artists coming halfhearted/
Commercial like pop or underground like black markets/
Where were you the day hip-hop died/
Is it too early to mourn, is it too late to ride?

TOO LATE! TOO LATE!
by Martin September 16, 2004
mugGet the Talib Kwelimug.

bollockitis

A mysterious aching pain in the right testicle that appears on and off for 6 months.
"Ah knackers, my bollockitis is playing up again".
by Martin September 24, 2003
mugGet the bollockitismug.

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