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10 definitions by martin duxon

 
1.
Shyster is derived from the German term scheisser, meaning literally “one who defecates,” from the verb scheissen, “to defecate,” with the English suffix -ster, “one who does,” substituted for the German suffix -er, meaning the same thing.

Generally used to describe someone who is untrustworthy, money grabbing and full of crap, particularly in the field of legal work for some reason.
My lawyers are a bunch of shysters
by Martin Duxon September 04, 2003
 
2.
In polite after dinner conversation; a stool or dump.
"well, if you will excuse me ladies, i think I'll nip upstairs and light a bum cigar"
by Martin Duxon August 06, 2003
 
3.
Generally speaking, the term 'Fart Art' relates to the abstract contemporary art formed by the human arse at its most creative - usually involves brown, green or yellow paint of entirely organic origin, combined with an explosive, resonant fart. Fart Art is not often on public display, but common galleries for this particar form of artwork tend to be the inside of bog bowls or discarded underwear. Most Fart Artists are male for some obscure reason, although occasionally fart artisans of the female variety can be found amongst the ranks of students.
"I just got over a bout of dyssentry, but duuude! Did I blow some fart art!"
by Martin Duxon September 17, 2003
 
4.
To fart; the diction of friction caused by a passage of foul air through vibrating buttocks.

2. noun. A passage of said arse-speak; German rhetoric; a bottom burp; beef; poot; air biscuit; under thunder.
by Martin Duxon August 08, 2003
 
5.
A condition arising after drinking too much of the soft drink "Irn Bru". Has the unusual effect of rendering your stools into particularly pungent dark, dense iron-like ingots that cut through the bog water as though it wasnt there, often producing considerable splashback and chipping the porcelain.
"I went to drown the chocolate slugs but it turned out to be a turd so big it couldnt be dispensed without vocal assistance, a groaner"
by Martin Duxon August 08, 2003
 
6.
Crop spraying - explosive diarrhoea in which one decorates the toilet bowl with fart art in much the same way as a farmer sprays dung onto his field
Doctor to patient: "ah yes, its Mr Smith isnt it? So how are the bowels today, are we crop spraying or cable laying?"
by Martin Duxon July 17, 2003
 
7.
One of those detatched, modern, portable space age looking public conveniences
I went into the Turdis for a Doctor Who
by Martin Duxon August 08, 2003