The dignified and serene delivery of a stool, without splashback.
To dispense with the contents of ones rectum; crimp one off; release a payload from the bomb bay; fire off a missile; smoke a bum cigar.
To dispense with the contents of ones rectum; crimp one off; release a payload from the bomb bay; fire off a missile; smoke a bum cigar.
"it was like a burial at sea, a ghost poo even, there was no sound or splash or even anything on the paper and it vanished round the u-bend as though it was never even there."
by Martin Duxon August 6, 2003
A euphemism for the act of defecation. Coined after Osama Bin Laden's 'dignified burial at sea'.
Taking a shit, dropping the kids off at the pool, laying cable, cutting off a length of dirty spine
Taking a shit, dropping the kids off at the pool, laying cable, cutting off a length of dirty spine
Fred: "Where the hell is Dave? He's been gone ages!".
Dave: "Sorry about that guys, I had to perform a 'dignified burial at sea!'"
Dave: "Sorry about that guys, I had to perform a 'dignified burial at sea!'"
by me old fruity July 16, 2011
by pentozali January 1, 2014