marc's definitions

Kitty Porn

Pornography containing older men having sexual relations with a girl under the age of 18 or people under the age of 18 being filmed having sexual relations.

Kitty porn is NOT cool. I do not condone it in any way. No one should ever watch kitty porn, nor should any one make it. Anyone who has anything to do with the production, buying, selling, or watching of kitty porn should hang him/her-self right now.

Pee Wee Herman was busted for having Kitty Porn.

by Marc April 4, 2005

Bobert

Proper Noun. The new nick name for a man named Robert. Look no further to feel individualized, Roberts of the world. Make sure no one takes this nick name before you do.

Hi! My name is Robert, but you may call me Bobert.

by Marc April 4, 2005

frost

Cum, Jizz, Wad, Nut, Ejaculate.....

"she swallowed my frost like a thirsty marathon runner!!!"

by marc April 5, 2005

funasuperific

Like fun+super+terrific
Also if not so great funarific

I won!! Thats fun funasuperific

by marc December 6, 2004

poonfest

National Men's Holiday on Dec 27th. This celebration time is when friends (men) get together and celelbrate all things poon. Original design was to fill the void between Christmas and New Years.

In Canada the tradition is to gather in the morning and start the comsumption of beer - followed by visiting all the nudie bars and sex stores until it is time to pass out.

This is now in it's 9th year in Canada, started in Richmond, BC.

What are you doing for PoonFest?

by Marc December 7, 2004

Spoooolllllz

When one cups the hand in a gripping form, and air-masturbates, and says spools.

"Yeah man,, SPOOOOOLLLLLLSSSS *wank motion*"

by Marc December 7, 2004

Shaq

Player who has now gone to Miamiheat because he Is shit.

I could never get those free throws!
(Steel)

Shaq....Shaq goes for the dunk....And he asks for a substitution!

And we welcome you here for todays match between Miami vs Nuggets. Shaq gets the jumpball...And gets a substitution.

Shaq is out for 4 weeks due to him attempting a jumpball!

by Marc December 27, 2004