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frost

Cum, Jizz, Wad, Nut, Ejaculate.....
"she swallowed my frost like a thirsty marathon runner!!!"
by marc April 5, 2005
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Liverpool FC

Liverpool FC are a Spanish Football Team based in Merseyside who rely on Gloryhunters from Liverpool and Beyond. Often there fans support Liverpool because they are sheep (copy every else and probably from Yorkshire) and they start supporting Liverpool when they win something. There fans think Stevie G Laaaaaaaaah is the greatest player ever in the world. They don't go to games, even the local fans don't. They buy scarfs from the Dock Market and watch the match on the TV and they have never been to 1 Live match. They find it hard to buy tickets because most of the Liverpool fans are travellers and Gypsies and cant afford, most of the true supporters (5% of their fans) are stood infront of some random bloke who flew from the middle east, yorkshire, london, essex and Scandinavia.
Bloke 1: Yeah Liverpool FC !
Bloke 2: What?
Bloke 1: Yeah Liverpool they are the best!
Bloke 2: Since when have you liked football let alone support liverpool?
Bloke 1: Erm. All me Life.
Bloke: 2 How many games have you been to?
Bloke 1: I went to my first one at the final?
Bloke 2: So is that when you started supporting Liverpool you glory hunting cunt?
Bloke 1: Well our just jeleous of Liverpool the best in the world. Steven Gerrrard is the greatest player in the world.
Bloke 2: Who said anything about being jelous? And Gerrard aint the greatest.
Bloke 1: Your jelous cause liverpool are the best.
Bloke 2: Your 36 and from Liverpool and have only just been to your first game this year? Thats called gloryhunting supporting the winning team as soon as they win. How did you get the tickets?
Bloke 1: My mate from Cardiff. He decided to support Liverpool again because they are in the final!
by Marc May 24, 2006
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fuckton

1: n. A very large amount. 2: Very heavy unit of measure. 3: A futon sofa that is used for sexual purposes.

Syn: assload, fuckload, shitload, shitton, beaucoup

Ant: jack shit
1. I can't go clubbing tonight, I have a fuckton of work on my puter.

2. Yo dude, that bitch gotta be sportin 17 fucktons.

3. Hey homey, you don't wanna plant your ass there. There's a shitload of Santorum on the fuckton.
by Marc December 11, 2003
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Bass Guitar

A four string guitar tuned EADG. Properly played using one's index and middle finger to "pick"(the thumb can also be used the strum), improperly played by dumbass guitarists who use a pick and think they can play bass.
Other playing types include slapping, in which the bassist hits the string with the side of his thumb, and plucking in which the bassist hooks his or her finger underneath the string an pulls.
I play bass guitar.

Les Claypool of Primus is a great bassist.

Cliff Burton is a good bassist.

Krist Novoselic is a terrible bassist.
by Marc July 21, 2008
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building a dream on a swamp

derogetory term for the Walt Disney World Resort
by Marc December 18, 2003
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hunting baby seals

verb: the act of going to nightclubs, or clubbing
Yo, I don't hafta work tomorrow -- let's go hunt some baby seals downtown.
by Marc January 3, 2004
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sugarnado

A whirling tornado like creation caused by rapidly spinning sugar and sugar-like substances.
While baking a cake the sugarnado exploded all over my microwave, Steph got pissed.
by Marc June 17, 2006
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