mARY's definitions

Robot

What Anthony is afraid of.

"I am scared of robots!"-Anthony

by Mary January 28, 2005

Tittie Fuck

Where a guy has the girl push her boobs together while his penis is between the breast, then squeeze lotion, and fuck the shit outa them titties.

Man, I wanna tittie fuck Mary, she got some tig o' biddies

by Mary February 1, 2005

jj redick

JJ Redick is without a doubt...perfect...perfect...hot...and hot...I personally love JJ Redick. JJ Redick is a beautiful person. He DOES NOT...do pot...He was in the wrong place,at the wrong time. And also for all of those people who think he needs clearasil he uses clean and clear. And also JJ Redick is gorgeous

gorgeous;beautiful;hot;perfect;perfection;handsome;talented;tall

"JJ Redick will one day mary, Mary."

by Mary March 10, 2004

funnel

a device in which you drink beer from

"omg...did you see how fast she funneled that can of beer?"

by mary February 24, 2005

Winter-een-mas

A holiday between January 25th-31st for games and gamers.

"I wonder if we'll ever be able to take time off work for Winter-een-mas."

"I wonder if we'll be able to sue our bosses for religious suppression if they don't let us take time off work for Winter-een-mas."

"I wonder if I can get you to shut up about Winter-een-mas."

Happy Winter-een-mas!

by Mary January 23, 2004

MSgt.

USMC,(ret)- also known as GOD

"MSgt. knows everything, therefore he is GOD"

by Mary November 24, 2003

smurfing

fucking until your face turns blue. Just chillin liek a villain. Fooling around. Undefined happiness and pure pleasure, first enjoyed by papa smurf and smurfette.

STOP SMURFING AROUND? What have you been doing today? smurfing...

by mary January 8, 2005