luke's definitions

urban dic-junky

one who makes attempts to invent a new word/definition; summoned forth from poor creativity; to think it's 'dope' to batter the beauty of linguistics, thus speaking in tongue of such disorganized, meaningless grammar, and sentence structure of spoken language. sadly, expecting to recieve acknowledgements for there 'ideal' efforts... because they're cool, absolutely fucking spontaneous and unique!

1. nigga, wigga, jigga, fag, fuck, bed sheets worn for pants, penguin nig.
2. yo nig wuz up? i be bangin' yo sis while you slang fuck around and yo pants low ride the ground, cuz. ya dig?

by Luke April 17, 2005

skippy

1. An extremely long and thin penis.

2. The opposite of a chode

3. A brand of peanut butter.

1."He poked me in the eye with his massive skippy"

2."He didn't have a chode, he had a skippy"

3."Pass the skippy"

by luke April 9, 2005

drautz

A crazed german albino, which r good at basketball, and can jump like a brotha

Hey drautz u nazi go grab the rim

by luke February 20, 2004

zulu

As in Zulu time, GMT.

When the military plans an operation they plan it in Zulu time. Seeing as it might cross multiple time zones.

by Luke January 29, 2003

spangly

Shiny, pretty, cool or nice.

"I really want that spangly new DVD player in Dixons window."

by Luke October 10, 2003

dooshbag

when you role over four times and still cant get off scotties fat mum

i dooshbagged list night

by luke March 12, 2003

rise n shine

the act of masterbating immedatitly following getting woke up.

After a long drunkin night dan was intised to do a rise n shine.

by luke February 16, 2005