luke's definitions

sardinemobile

A packed bus

"Sorry I'm late, but I spent twenty minutes in a sardinemobile."

by Luke October 10, 2003

fluffy puff marshmallows

Fluffy Puff Marshmallows are not sponsered by Homnestar Runner, Theyre ADVERTISED by him... Marshie is FPM's mascot who is a talking (freaky looking) marshmallow

- HE'S GOING THIS WAY!! - Don't you like him? Kids ask for him by name ("Wha'?" "Huh?")

"Befow I dwink a tall gwass of mewwonade, I like to eat abowt a hundwed and fowty-seven FLUFFITY PUFFITY MARSHALADES!!" - The Homestar Runner

by Luke October 21, 2003

b stock

B stock is a unit that was used as a demo unit/ or display model normally by the manufacturer who then sells it to the retail stores at a lower price who then sells it to the public for a lower price.

We have that b stock item for 750 instead of the usual price of 900.

by Luke April 18, 2006

squanch

a penis that is fatter than it is long which usually results in men sitting down in order to piss and clogged vaginas
see chode,choad

I tried to jack-off but i couldn't get a good grip on my squanch

by Luke January 20, 2004

wiggity-schplork

the act of schplokring (see def: schplorking) on you girlfriend the first time you make sweet love to her.

She got me so drunk that I couldn't stop schploking her. She's just been wiggity-schplorked.

by Luke January 12, 2005

Knocked Up

Pregnant out of wedlock, Bearing a bastard child.

"i knocked up some irc slut"

by luke October 18, 2001

bizmark

First punch the girl in the face till shes bleeding then spooge all over her face and then mix it around with your sauage patty.

While sal was eatting his wheatees, his roomate was wildly giving bizmarks out in the other room.

by luke February 17, 2005