luke's definitions

Frumpalumpakus

N., a person or being with cottage cheese thighs, frumpy hair, and no shoes or socks on their pudgy feet.

If Adam does not watch his weight, he will become a frumpalumpakus.

by Luke January 15, 2004

byrnzie

The ultimate protector of purple bunnies!
"I can shoot aliens, but being an alien is just damn confusing...poor little ugly dogs"

A byrnzie needs an example?

by Luke January 16, 2004

cock loft

where your cock lives, your pants or your hands(sucks to be you)

my penis feels secure in its home, its cock loft

by luke January 18, 2004

fuck mama

1. either your girl friend or woman you fuck for fun
2. or a milf, a mother i would love to fuck.

no, we're not goin out, shes just my fuck mama

by luke January 18, 2004

squanch

a penis that is fatter than it is long which usually results in men sitting down in order to piss and clogged vaginas
see chode,choad

I tried to jack-off but i couldn't get a good grip on my squanch

by Luke January 20, 2004

George W. Bush

president of the united states. Likes to pick on brown people, cuz he thinks they are terrorists. did he know that the biggest terrorist organizations is whte? it's called the IRA dumbass. Not to mention He has no clue what the 4th ammendment is, patriot act what?!?! Sucks at the economy, hey lets piss away more money into another war and give al;l the rich peoplesom money back. total moron, I could go on for hours but you'll prolly get bored

Fucking bush is at it again!

by Luke January 23, 2004

rosism

the art of going home when you don't have to!

Royce when he is at brents house

by luke January 25, 2004