luke's definitions

balla

One who plays ball like no other.

WOW, Luke is such a balla!
Luke is a balla like no other.
Unlike Dane, Luke is a true balla.

by luke March 12, 2003

Zoot

cigaweed (spliff blud)

gimme a lit 2 bun dis zoot blud!

by luke December 5, 2003

emothon

hairy land mammal cpaable of bad smells and fish hookin ability.

nik bell from grindon hall

by luke April 8, 2005

ya mum

commanly used by dumb townies usually followed by innit, who have nothing better to say or do cos they still have a mental age of six and think there well ard' govner, when really they are complete tossers who no-one like, should die

townie scum

by luke December 9, 2003

squanch

a penis that is fatter than it is long which usually results in men sitting down in order to piss and clogged vaginas
see chode,choad

I tried to jack-off but i couldn't get a good grip on my squanch

by Luke January 20, 2004

nooblet

A poorly made omelette, or a person of lesser intellegence or skill compared to one's self.

"Who made this nooblet?" or "You forgot the salt again, you nooblet!"

by Luke February 2, 2005

mila kunis

Extremely cute actress from 'That 70s Show'. Currently dating Macaulay Culkin- so there's hope for us all yet.

Mila Kunis is how you want your girlfriend to look/act/talk/smile like.

by Luke April 1, 2005