luke's definitions

Zoot

cigaweed (spliff blud)

gimme a lit 2 bun dis zoot blud!

by luke December 5, 2003

spliff

a cigarette comprising of a mixture of tobacco from a pouch or straight and the ganja of your choice. This is then rolled preferably in a king sized lightweight slim Rizla with roach.

sensi is weed, and weed is ganja man.
ganja my weed, and weed is marajuana.

by luke February 1, 2004

emothon

hairy land mammal cpaable of bad smells and fish hookin ability.

nik bell from grindon hall

by luke April 8, 2005

offie

loser

John is an offie because he likes to talk shit about people behind their back

by luke October 14, 2003

ya mum

commanly used by dumb townies usually followed by innit, who have nothing better to say or do cos they still have a mental age of six and think there well ard' govner, when really they are complete tossers who no-one like, should die

townie scum

by luke December 9, 2003

Dove

Supposedly a male poster at nma-fallout.com/forum, who ever since he had a vasectomy have been experiencing severe period pain.

"Hi, my name is Dove. But oh no!, now I'm having that terrible period pain again!"

by Luke April 30, 2005

Wenis

Essentially, a cross between weiner and penis.

The typical Dashboard Confessional fan is a wenis.

by Luke February 26, 2004