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Funyuns

A razor sharp, yet tasty snack that cosmetically resembles a unfried onion rings. Not only are they an excellent source of highly enriched corn product, but the small incisions they leave in the gums and roof of the mouth make Funyuns the quickest known method of dispersing garlic into one's blood stream. They may or may not cause cancer.
Bob: "Oh, sweet! Funyuns!"

Vampire: "Dammit!"
by Luke September 6, 2007
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trivia time

Pom Pom's dog.
by Luke July 24, 2003
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Lspocke

L-spock-e

Lspocke- n. 1. a level of social status, between God and Einstein. 2. a distant recluse, envied by the public

a. in the state of being Lspocke
n. 1. (i.e. "Man, I wish I was just like him, he's such an Lspocke") 2. (i.e. "Man, I wish I was just like him, he's such an Lspocke")

a. (i.e. "I can't get enough of this guy, he's always so Lspocke")
by Luke January 9, 2005
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Metallurgist

The reincarnation of a gay person. A metallurgist is given a second chance at life to be a straight man, and is often facing a need to touch another mans penis.
"Hey dude, are you gay?"

"Well, I was - now im Metallurgist"
by Luke February 19, 2004
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George W. Bush

president of the united states. Likes to pick on brown people, cuz he thinks they are terrorists. did he know that the biggest terrorist organizations is whte? it's called the IRA dumbass. Not to mention He has no clue what the 4th ammendment is, patriot act what?!?! Sucks at the economy, hey lets piss away more money into another war and give al;l the rich peoplesom money back. total moron, I could go on for hours but you'll prolly get bored
Fucking bush is at it again!
by Luke January 23, 2004
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b stock

B stock is a unit that was used as a demo unit/ or display model normally by the manufacturer who then sells it to the retail stores at a lower price who then sells it to the public for a lower price.
We have that b stock item for 750 instead of the usual price of 900.
by Luke April 18, 2006
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DILLIGAS

-I'm Pregnant
-Oh yeah, DILLIGAS.
by Luke March 27, 2003
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