luke's definitions

Affleck

...was the bomb in Phantoms.

Word, bitch, Phantoms like a mo'fucker!

by Luke February 24, 2005

spoif

the sweet secretions of female arousal

carol spoifed in delight when the letters on the countdown board spelt poozle

by luke December 30, 2004

nooblet

A poorly made omelette, or a person of lesser intellegence or skill compared to one's self.

"Who made this nooblet?" or "You forgot the salt again, you nooblet!"

by Luke February 2, 2005

shinymanageable

Used to describe something clen and which smells clean. Often used to refer to someone who has just had a shower.
Comes from shampoo advertisements that claim that hair will be "Shiny, manageable".
Opposite of "dirty'n'old" or even "festy".

Thank goodness I had a shower, now I feel all shinymanageable.

by Luke January 8, 2005

Strumping

Pelvic thrusting motion to the tune of music

"that guys such a strumper"
"that dudes really strumping"

by Luke October 4, 2004

mila kunis

Extremely cute actress from 'That 70s Show'. Currently dating Macaulay Culkin- so there's hope for us all yet.

Mila Kunis is how you want your girlfriend to look/act/talk/smile like.

by Luke April 1, 2005

bizmark

First punch the girl in the face till shes bleeding then spooge all over her face and then mix it around with your sauage patty.

While sal was eatting his wheatees, his roomate was wildly giving bizmarks out in the other room.

by luke February 17, 2005