luke's definitions

DILLIGAS

Do I Look Like I Give A Shit

-I'm Pregnant
-Oh yeah, DILLIGAS.

by Luke March 27, 2003

dickybird

A slang word for penis

Well thats a funny little dickybird you got there

by Luke February 8, 2005

rhyming slang

Generally rhyming slang is a load of old bollocks. In the words of terry pratchett "it is made up to annoy strangers, which is the case with most slangs"

Whoa rhyming slang makes no sense!
prunes (syrup of)=wig
apples and pears=stairs
rubbity-dub=pub
busy bee=general theory of relativity

by Luke September 23, 2005

turtle victim

One who is turtle'd unwillingly possibly by a turtle-ist

Last night James became a turtle victim at the hands of the Manchester Turtle-ist

by Luke May 27, 2006

hinie

Bottom, Prosterior, Arse, Bootay

"I want to touch the hinie!"

by luke October 18, 2001

turtle-ist

One who turtles proffessionally, similar to a rapist but around the back

The Manchester turtle-ist strikes again!

by Luke May 27, 2006

The Ray Charles

The Ray Charles is when you shit on someones eyes and then stick your dick in their mouth.

Ray charles had a Ray Charles done to him as a child and as a result became an excellent pianist.

by Luke February 18, 2005