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I'm so sorry that I'm schplorking on our aniversary; I shouldn't have started thinking about your mother.
by Luke January 12, 2005
Get the schplorking mug.Sportscar Asshole Syndrome
Usually observed in crowded urban areas by middle-aged owners of entry-level or low trim sportscars (BMW Z4, Mercedes slk cars, low-end ferraris Mondial, dino, barchetta, modena, or older cars which once had value, like worthless 70's and 80's supercars). They needlessly rev their engine, also revving in leu of horn. They drive with the top down at all hours of the day and night, insist on parking their own car at the vallet, and take up two parking places while doing so. They try to race everyone, including cars of much higher trim levels (dash of rice), and usually travel with a mediocre looking girl who is 20 years younger.
Usually observed in crowded urban areas by middle-aged owners of entry-level or low trim sportscars (BMW Z4, Mercedes slk cars, low-end ferraris Mondial, dino, barchetta, modena, or older cars which once had value, like worthless 70's and 80's supercars). They needlessly rev their engine, also revving in leu of horn. They drive with the top down at all hours of the day and night, insist on parking their own car at the vallet, and take up two parking places while doing so. They try to race everyone, including cars of much higher trim levels (dash of rice), and usually travel with a mediocre looking girl who is 20 years younger.
That guy has SAS. It's drizzling out, and he's got his top down blasting KISS FM as if it were july is Assholeville.
by Luke October 25, 2004
Get the SAS mug.Roughly translated, it means "you're a skanky bitch, but I desperately need to get laid so I'm not fussy".
by Luke May 28, 2004
Get the I like you for who you are mug.The act of inserting ones erectness aka. Dong, into a bitches ass immidiatly after learning their name.
Luke and Tom were surprised to find their roomate giving the Troise to a blind women, 5 minutes after he met her. They sat and watched the butt pounding.
by luke February 17, 2005
Get the The Troise mug.Half man-Half robot, sent back in time to give geeks a chance with girls like TK! With all the speed of a dead turtle, and carisma of a braindead 2yr old chimp!
by Luke January 28, 2005
Get the revis mug.N., a person or being with cottage cheese thighs, frumpy hair, and no shoes or socks on their pudgy feet.
by Luke January 15, 2004
Get the Frumpalumpakus mug.v. comes from the abbreviation of bluetoothand is the action of sending a file to a nearby device. Anything can be toothed to you when you turn your bluetooth on when on the train
bill: hey dave you have that vid of john being happy slapped?
dave: yeah its well lol
Bill: tooth it me then!
dave: yeah its well lol
Bill: tooth it me then!
by luke November 5, 2006
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