luke's definitions

Knocked Up

Pregnant out of wedlock, Bearing a bastard child.

"i knocked up some irc slut"

by luke October 18, 2001

nooblet

A poorly made omelette, or a person of lesser intellegence or skill compared to one's self.

"Who made this nooblet?" or "You forgot the salt again, you nooblet!"

by Luke February 2, 2005

squanch

a penis that is fatter than it is long which usually results in men sitting down in order to piss and clogged vaginas
see chode,choad

I tried to jack-off but i couldn't get a good grip on my squanch

by Luke January 20, 2004

Strumping

Pelvic thrusting motion to the tune of music

"that guys such a strumper"
"that dudes really strumping"

by Luke October 4, 2004

shinymanageable

Used to describe something clen and which smells clean. Often used to refer to someone who has just had a shower.
Comes from shampoo advertisements that claim that hair will be "Shiny, manageable".
Opposite of "dirty'n'old" or even "festy".

Thank goodness I had a shower, now I feel all shinymanageable.

by Luke January 8, 2005

wiggity-schplork

the act of schplokring (see def: schplorking) on you girlfriend the first time you make sweet love to her.

She got me so drunk that I couldn't stop schploking her. She's just been wiggity-schplorked.

by Luke January 12, 2005

bizmark

First punch the girl in the face till shes bleeding then spooge all over her face and then mix it around with your sauage patty.

While sal was eatting his wheatees, his roomate was wildly giving bizmarks out in the other room.

by luke February 17, 2005