luke's definitions

stockport

Most criminal TOWN in Britain (3rd overall)
Manchester is 5TH!

Also, derogatory term for Rockport boots

Lock your doors when your going through Stockport!
Ey Stacey 'ow much were dem fake Stockports off market?

by Luke July 28, 2008

nooblet

A poorly made omelette, or a person of lesser intellegence or skill compared to one's self.

"Who made this nooblet?" or "You forgot the salt again, you nooblet!"

by Luke February 2, 2005

gundersun

Vaginal dingleberry

by luke August 29, 2003

mila kunis

Extremely cute actress from 'That 70s Show'. Currently dating Macaulay Culkin- so there's hope for us all yet.

Mila Kunis is how you want your girlfriend to look/act/talk/smile like.

by Luke April 1, 2005

Strumping

Pelvic thrusting motion to the tune of music

"that guys such a strumper"
"that dudes really strumping"

by Luke October 4, 2004

shinymanageable

Used to describe something clen and which smells clean. Often used to refer to someone who has just had a shower.
Comes from shampoo advertisements that claim that hair will be "Shiny, manageable".
Opposite of "dirty'n'old" or even "festy".

Thank goodness I had a shower, now I feel all shinymanageable.

by Luke January 8, 2005

wiggity-schplork

the act of schplokring (see def: schplorking) on you girlfriend the first time you make sweet love to her.

She got me so drunk that I couldn't stop schploking her. She's just been wiggity-schplorked.

by Luke January 12, 2005