luke's definitions

DSM Racing

DSM Racing is derived from the word badass.

Definition: To own everyone and everything

You try so hard to be DSM Racing, but there's only one.

by Luke April 10, 2004

turtle victim

One who is turtle'd unwillingly possibly by a turtle-ist

Last night James became a turtle victim at the hands of the Manchester Turtle-ist

by Luke May 27, 2006

rhyming slang

Generally rhyming slang is a load of old bollocks. In the words of terry pratchett "it is made up to annoy strangers, which is the case with most slangs"

Whoa rhyming slang makes no sense!
prunes (syrup of)=wig
apples and pears=stairs
rubbity-dub=pub
busy bee=general theory of relativity

by Luke September 23, 2005

nooblet

A poorly made omelette, or a person of lesser intellegence or skill compared to one's self.

"Who made this nooblet?" or "You forgot the salt again, you nooblet!"

by Luke February 2, 2005

gundersun

Vaginal dingleberry

by luke August 29, 2003

squanch

a penis that is fatter than it is long which usually results in men sitting down in order to piss and clogged vaginas
see chode,choad

I tried to jack-off but i couldn't get a good grip on my squanch

by Luke January 20, 2004

bizmark

First punch the girl in the face till shes bleeding then spooge all over her face and then mix it around with your sauage patty.

While sal was eatting his wheatees, his roomate was wildly giving bizmarks out in the other room.

by luke February 17, 2005