28 definitions by loxi

A naive female whose hymen has yet to be broken by a male during the act of sex. The virgin species is nearly extinct, as horny male hunters have trapped and taken nearly every hymen in the vicinity. If you are fortunate enough to come across a virgin, sweet words or alcohol will anesthetize her prior to de-hymening.
Virgins are nearly extinct and should be placed on the endangered species list.
by Loxi July 19, 2009

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Refers to females who wear the pants in the family, i.e. Kate from Jon & Kate Plus 8.
I don't know how he puts up with her crap. She's such a dom mom.
by Loxi July 15, 2009

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Insightful information (or thoughtful little life lessons) that a person attempts to convey to another person about a particular subject.
Look up the term "Loxi" for examples of pearls of wisdom.
by Loxi July 21, 2009

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Refers to a member of the Catholic faith who breaks one or more of the ten commandments in record time (either before or after leaving the Catholic Church).

Examples include:

1. Madonna, entertainer

2. Alberto Cutie, aka "Father Oprah", former priest

3. Kenneth Bianchi, aka "The Hillside Strangler", convicted murderer
Guy 1: Man, did you see on television that Father Oprah scored him a babe?

Guy 2: Yeah! You got to admire him for catapulpitting himself toward such a hot piece of ass!
by Loxi July 18, 2009

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Short for "lawn martyr". The lawtyr insists on doing the yard maintenance himself (mowing, landscaping, etc.) all the while complaining to everyone within earshot about having to do it -- and acting rather put upon.

The lawtyr is the natural foe of the housewife.
Neighbor: What's the hubby up to today?

Wife: Ah, nothing much. He's just lawtyring around the house today.
by Loxi July 16, 2009

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A term to describe the act of leaving an area, or agreeing with a project.
Contributor "Loxi" is permanently signing off from the Urban Dictionary today so she can concentrate on delivering her special brand of humor to the unsuspecting spouse, kids, and people in the neighborhood - and to allow other dictionary contributors to have their say.

Long may Urban Dictionary reign!
by Loxi July 23, 2009

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An emotionally under-developed, materialistic, thinks-he-knows-it-all child between the ages of 12-20 who pushes his parents' sanity to the limit.
I used to think that God would not send one more than he could handle - and then I met a teenager.
by Loxi July 20, 2009

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