lm's definitions

basilisk

Often incorrectly thought of as a snake reaching over 100 metres in length that can kill with a look, from the Harry Potter series of books.
The basilisk is actually a 5 centimetre half-cockerel half-snake. It is hatched from a cockerel's egg (not a hen's; a cockerel's) by a toad. It can turn anything living into stone by glancing at it.
Mythologically, it was killed by forcing it to look into a mirror.

Hey look! A basili-

by LM June 2, 2004

randify

To arouse sexually; to make randy.

Other tense-forms:
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randification

Photos of naked women tend to randify men.

by LM June 9, 2004

chaos emerald

The chaos emeralds are seven gems created to contain all the negative power in the worl dof Sonic The Hedgehog. Uses include the Chaos COntrol, changing heroes like Sonic into Super Sonic, looking shiny for Rouge the Bat, making Chaos into Perfect Chaos, and being at the end of a really annoying stage.

1. The Chaos Emeralds are shiny
2.This thing's got infinite power, you know

by LM June 21, 2004

e-penis

Excessive emotional and ego investment in an online message board or forum; a marked tendency to continue to argue one's point even after losing a debate in such a forum.

SuperFascist wouldn't let the argument go; he was clearly having e-penis issues.

by LM December 12, 2003

shive

meaning cool, phat, tight, ect.

yo, that's a shive car.

by lm May 8, 2003