42 definitions by little-miss can't do wrong
Married's who just can't help themselves but take their whinging offspring everywhere they go.
Specifically: quiet pubs, cosy restaurants and a plethora of other entirely unsuitable places.
They frequently bore everyone to death with their endless tales about their newborn(s) futile antics, but can't understand why you couldn't give a damn and not inconsequentially, saved up to come here for your anniversary/first date and would like them to leave asap FFS!!!
This transformation afflicts strangers (and former friends), who subsequently become increasingly insufferable, whilst longing for the life you have & hoping to make you suffer for it any way they can.
The absolute truth is that whilst you rock the mic, they're picking sh*t from under their fingernails. Eugh! They call it natural, we know it's nasty.
Specifically: quiet pubs, cosy restaurants and a plethora of other entirely unsuitable places.
They frequently bore everyone to death with their endless tales about their newborn(s) futile antics, but can't understand why you couldn't give a damn and not inconsequentially, saved up to come here for your anniversary/first date and would like them to leave asap FFS!!!
This transformation afflicts strangers (and former friends), who subsequently become increasingly insufferable, whilst longing for the life you have & hoping to make you suffer for it any way they can.
The absolute truth is that whilst you rock the mic, they're picking sh*t from under their fingernails. Eugh! They call it natural, we know it's nasty.
Bringing a toddler to a pub, is like taking a ghetto blaster to a library.
Damn those Nappy Happy fools!
Damn those Nappy Happy fools!
by little-miss can't do wrong December 24, 2011
Popular since the release of the 2000 film 'Snatch'. The term is used to celebrate the successful use of cheese in removing a large diamond from a dog, without the need for a gun.
"cheese is flawless"
by little-miss can't do wrong March 3, 2007
by little-miss can't do wrong September 11, 2011
The time-freezing effect which occurs when you speak to someone through a bathroom door.
Telling them to hurry up will only prolong the experience.
Telling them to hurry up will only prolong the experience.
You: Hurry up, we have to go already!
They: Stage Fright.
You: Damned Freelance Bladder, we're only going around the corner.
They: Stage Fright.
You: Damned Freelance Bladder, we're only going around the corner.
by little-miss can't do wrong August 17, 2011
She: 'I…'
You: 'Indeed'
You: 'Indeed'
by little-miss can't do wrong September 9, 2011
A statement or expression which clearly belongs within Urban Dictionary.
Just hearing such a thing, inspires all who do to rush to their nearest wrecktangle & post it on this glorious website.
Just hearing such a thing, inspires all who do to rush to their nearest wrecktangle & post it on this glorious website.
Click the 'random' button on this page & you will be presented by a fine example of an urbandictum.
Such infinite definition, by definition defies definition of itself.
Such infinite definition, by definition defies definition of itself.
by little-miss can't do wrong September 28, 2010
by little-miss can't do wrong September 13, 2011