negotihater

One who tries to negotiate with others, but has strong hate for their point of view on the subject.

That footballer who is being given the yellow card is such a negotihater

by Little Computer Nerd March 25, 2010

Alcoholic's Logic

Type of logic an Alcoholic has, whether they are in recovery or not. This logic may not make sense to anyone who isn't an alcoholic.

Alcoholic: When you fix that kitchen cabinet to the wall to house the double oven, for extra peace of mind I'd like you to screw in two brackets, fixed to the wall behind the cabinet, under the shelf the oven will sit on.
Non alcoholic: Here we go, alcoholic's logic again!

by Little Computer Nerd July 11, 2012

Calpol tunnel

The syndrome where reaching for the child paracetamol shoots a pain up your arm

Patient: When I reach for the children's paracetamol, I get a shooting pain up my arm. Any idea what it might be?

Doctor: Hmm, sounds like a bad case of Calpol Tunnel!

by Little Computer Nerd October 20, 2010

chocpile

A stockpile of chocolate, usually stashed away in a cupboard for Christmas.

I opened the cupboard and the chocpile fell on me. Luckily I was able to reach my mobile phone and call for help.

by Little Computer Nerd December 19, 2011

wonties

Alternative spelling of oneties, the decade between 2010 and 2019. Before this decade you have the noughties, and afterwards the twenties, so the decade in-between had to be given a suitable name.

Man 1: In the wonties, we want world peace, a great global economy and better shows on the TV.

Man 2: You want a lot, don't you?

by Little Computer Nerd December 08, 2009

stickers

Amalgamation of the two words - sticky knickers. Used to describe underwear with skid marks, or after unsuccessfully trying to wait while desperate to go for a wee.

My wife was feeling discomfort in her stickers, as she'd been stuck on the bed with paralyzed legs for some time.

by Little Computer Nerd October 13, 2009

Morse code toilet paper

The type of toilet paper often found in public toilets (restrooms) where the sheets are often of varying lengths, e.g. a short length represents a dit, a long length represents a dah. I don't know morse code but if I did, I might be able to decipher the code to see what subliminal messaging the manufacturer is trying to send to me.

God, not another one of those morse code toilet paper rolls, I wish they would order more expensive toilet rolls.

by Little Computer Nerd June 18, 2010