32 definitions by lisa_urban

Hippocratic

Noun (medical terminology)
Automated hip replacement machine.

Nurse! Put Mr jenkins in the hippocratic and leave him overnight. He'll be dancing like a monkey by morning.

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

Barking Mad

(UK Usage) - Almost Insane, usually in a socially acceptable manner. Often used to describe the behaviour expected of some (rural) old money families and more a likable eccentricity than a true mental disfunction.

By god, their all barking mad, colonel!... See if they'd like to come for supper next week when we have the Hybrid-Smyths over. I think they'll all get on famously.

by lisa_urban May 19, 2008

axident

The unintentional mortal wounding of one lumberjack by another.
The causing of a fatal axe wound

Bob's head was seperated from his body in a terrible axident.

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

Undue

Something a Rabbi would not be a party to for it's lack of goyishness

That bacon sandwhich was quite undue

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

Apparent

collective noun: The modern single parent family unit

child 1: Do you live with your mum and dad?
child 2: No I live with Apparent.

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

Dermetology

The intense study or stalking of anyone called Dermot

I watched 'My Best Friend's Wedding' again last night as part of my Dermetology project (ref: actor Dermot Mulroney)

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

Asphelt

To have ones booty fondled, usually by an older man.

When Bill Clinton passed by Monica she became asphelt

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008