shut up woman

Phrase used to dismiss someone, most likely directed at a male to get rid of him from a conversation.

Mason Fagpuppet: Oh my god! Did you like, see the new show on TV?
Johnny Rocketfingers: Shut up woman, the men are talking right now. Go get me a pop.

by LeonC June 10, 2003

spiked log

A basic log that comes out of your ass feeling like you've given birth to a friggin' porcupine. Painful.

"My diet of junk food is making me shit out spiked logs"

by LeonC December 15, 2002

bouncybouncy

Used to characterize boobies.

Bouncybouncy!

by LeonC March 28, 2003

Slam Dunk

One of the greatest sport comics ever, about a high school basketball team. The main character's headstrong determination and lack of self consciousness will become the spirit of this team.

"Sannoh is a good team."

by LeonC August 03, 2003

shitphobia

Afraid to take a dump on public toilets because of their unsanitary nature. A common phobia in most people except for trailer park people and hobos that give out rimjobs.

"My shitphobia really gets going when I see pubic hairs on a public toilet.

by LeonC December 15, 2002

semprini

A Monty Python reference

by LeonC December 29, 2002

J.K Rowling

An author who is having trouble cranking out new Harry Potter books.

Damn, he's pulling a J.K Rowling on us.

by LeonC January 27, 2003