leo cuban's definitions

yellow cake kambic

A person who has a obsessive compulsive need to find yellow cake uranium in foreign countries before invading them and stealing their oil.

I was watching CNN last night and this yellow cake kambic guy came on saying that there was only 5 tons of uranium in Iraq but no yellow cake was found.

I say, give him a twinkie and his yellow cake craving will be extinguished.

by leo cuban August 4, 2006

halliburton

A provider of Infrastructure and Oil Services. Used by the Clinton Administration extensively during the 1990's as well as by the Bush adminstration in the 2000's, most notably by providing laundry and meal services to brave troops serving in Iraq.

An excellent company to invest in. Stock price has tripled in three years. Recent two for one stock split.

If unemployed libs dumped their life savings into halliburton three years ago, they'd have tripled their money and could afford to move out of their parent's home.

by leo cuban July 26, 2006

shellacking

A severe beating. Oftentimes well deserve. In American politics it happens when the party in power ignores the will of the people or pretends to know how to spend your money better than you do.

My administration really took a shellacking yesterday. Maybe Nancy Pelosi and I didn't communicate our policies clearly enough, or maybe we didn't do enough

by leo cuban November 6, 2010

throwing star

Multi-pointed metallic throwing weapon used by martial artists. Mainly used by Ninjitsu it is also used by practitioners of other styles. Small and discreet, can be carried in pocket. Can be laced with poison for quick killing.

This idiot broke into my house last night. After giving him a groin kick and a backfist he staggered off my front porch. I broke out the throwing star and gave him a going away present in his butt.

by leo cuban August 3, 2006

neoconrep

A definition of anybody who doesn't agree with the extreme left-wing agenda

Anybody who voted for Boy-KING last november is a neoconrep.

by leo cuban July 24, 2006

Deanish

A very recent foreign language created by Howard Dean. Although it has only been in existance for about two years, it has a fanatical following, mainly by communists, the far left wing of the Democratic party, and other assorted kooks.

It began as a form of the English language but recently morphed into it's own language. It is very unique among languages, in that it is only spoken when discussing politcs with a "right wing neoconrep."

It starts out in quiet conversational tone but rapidly progresses to animalike screeching and and yelling at the mere mention of triggerwords such as halliburton, Boy KING, Cheney, Oil, Global Warming, or 2000 Election.

You voted for Bush? Don't you know he is a neoconrep, BOY KING!!!! Rrrrrrrrrr!!!! I don't believe you!!!!! Grreaaaghghghg!!! Bush Bad!!!! Yeeaaaaagghgghghgh!!! Air america good!!!!....Rrrrrrrr!!!! Halliburton!!!! Grrrrr!!!This is the worse eoconomy since the great depression!!!!!! Yeaaagggghhhh!!!! Global Warming!!!!! Rrrrrr!!! Bush stole the election!!! Yeaaagghghghghghh!!! You racist! Deanish is my native language!!! Gggggrrrr!!!

by leo cuban July 26, 2006

Milford, CT

Home of many snowboard punks. Used to be a quiet seashore town until wierd bald-headed middle aged men started moving in. Home of Subway sandwich shop. The people there are kind of wierd, they call the subways, grinders.

90% of the Gross domestic spending in milford is in their strip clubs or the "boutique" located off of exit 40.

Milford, CT is where someone who can't afford to live in affluent towns such as Norwalk or Stamford lives

by leo cuban May 28, 2006