7 definitions by landwehr34
An ailment that affects hockey players who spend too much time in hockey areas, where the fumes from the ice rink are confined, rotting their brains and effecting their judgement.
"Did you hear about Cooter Whiplash? He was arrested for destroying a wheelchair"
"Sounds like a case of Rink Brain to me!"
"Sounds like a case of Rink Brain to me!"
by landwehr34 April 10, 2023
by landwehr34 February 9, 2023
1. An obtuse soul
2. One who spams emails, twitter, facebook or formspring with mindless dribble, racist statements or or videos of cannibalism.
3. Or repeats quasi-whimsical phrases like "Oh yeah"
2. One who spams emails, twitter, facebook or formspring with mindless dribble, racist statements or or videos of cannibalism.
3. Or repeats quasi-whimsical phrases like "Oh yeah"
by landwehr34 January 26, 2011
To follow someone around to the point where it fringes upon stalking. Often times the person being followed has expressed their contempt for the soul that is following them.
by landwehr34 February 28, 2011
When the smoke from excess cigarette consumption gets trap in the recess between the brain and skull, causing confusion, mediocrity, and pain.
"The Count's not making much sense these days."
"Rink brain?"
"Naw, he doesn't play hockey. He does smoke a lot of cigarettes, though."
"Ah, sounds like a case of the Marlboro Malady to me."
"Rink brain?"
"Naw, he doesn't play hockey. He does smoke a lot of cigarettes, though."
"Ah, sounds like a case of the Marlboro Malady to me."
by landwehr34 May 3, 2023
To neither believe nor disbelieve something, but nevertheless find it highly unlikely the laws of nature were contravened. Based on a line spoken by Christopher Lee in The Gorgon (1964). A variant of Leeism.
Man #1: Surely you believe us?
Man #2: I neither believe it nor disbelieve it, but it is highly unlikely the laws of nature have been contravened.
Man# 1: I've had enough of your bent-Leeism!
Man #2: I neither believe it nor disbelieve it, but it is highly unlikely the laws of nature have been contravened.
Man# 1: I've had enough of your bent-Leeism!
by landwehr34 March 9, 2022
To neither believe nor disbelieve something. Based on a line spoken by Christopher Lee in The Gorgon (1964).
Man #1: Surely you believe us?
Man #2: I neither believe it nor disbelieve it.
Man# 1: I've had enough of your Leeism!
Man #2: I neither believe it nor disbelieve it.
Man# 1: I've had enough of your Leeism!
by landwehr34 January 4, 2022