11 definitions by l337 haxx0r

JetBlue

A low-cost airline started recently to take your money in exchange for DVT and cramp.

My girlfriend tried to give me a blow-job on the Vegas-Boston JetBlue, but her neck seized up and we got caught.

by l337 haxx0r December 6, 2004

handbrake

The large appendage that hangs down toward the back end of a horse's belly. Resembles something normally found behind the gearstick of a car, between the seats.

"Check the handbrake on the thoroughbred over there, I wouldn't like to get on the receiving end of that in a dark alley"

by l337 haxx0r October 5, 2005

lau it

v. Synonym for 'forget it' - alternately 'don't worry about it'.

Literally: 'allow that to go ahead without our attention'

Now lau you, yeah?

Lau this website, it's a long ting

Lau work, I'm hungover

by l337 haxx0r May 4, 2004

Bitchplank

Snowboard specifically made for a female. EG Burton Feather / Feelgood / Chorus / Face, Palmer Touch, Ride Vista

That ho's got a fat bitchplank, shame she still can't land shit all

by l337 haxx0r March 18, 2004